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    Shane Hollander is going to murder his agent.

    And he means that literally. Because his agent is the reason he’s currently wearing a hot mic during Hockey Night in Canada. Against the Ottawa Centaurs. Against Ilya.

    Ilya, who has no filter. Ilya, who thinks workplace professionalism is a hilarious suggestion for other people. Ilya, who has spent a decade perfecting the art of saying absolutely unhinged things to Shane on the ice, safe in the knowledge that nobody can hear him.

    Ilya, who definitely doesn’t know about the microphone.

    What follows is sixty minutes of Shane’s life flashing before his eyes while his secret boyfriend enthusiastically discusses their sex life, their broken furniture, and exactly what he wants to do to Shane after the game — all broadcast to millions of viewers.

    The problem? Shane can’t get a word in edgewise to warn him.

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    12 Jan 2026

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    love!!!

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    Gotham in the smoggy summer heat is a madhouse, a powder keg waiting to blow. The lines between Batman and Bruce Wayne have never been so blurred. He sleeps with throwing stars, and he barely gets out of his uniform to crawl into his cavernous lonely bed, and always his head is pounding, pounding, pounding with the pressure of it all.

    On the one night he leaves his window open, who flies in but a Kryptonian shaped distraction.

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    25 Oct 2025

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    hell yeah

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    Batman's heartbeat keeps speeding up whenever Clark is around. For instance: when Clark greets him, half-naked, on a Gotham rooftop. Or when he uses his superstrength to save a busload of schoolchildren. Or sometimes even just when he smiles.

    Clearly the poor man is terrified of him.

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    Five times Clark needed Bruce, and one time it's the other way around. (Featuring Bruce Wayne's heartbeat being Clark's favorite sound.)

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    24 Aug 2025

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    love

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    He has Batman’s heartbeat memorized. It’s a few ticks slower than everyone else. It’s calming, and it’s something Clark listens to more than he should. Far more. When they’re next to each other. When they’re fighting together. When Clark is lying in bed at night, anxious without reason, he closes his eyes and listens for that familiar drum beat. He doesn’t track it, doesn’t listen for how far it is or where it’s located. He can’t risk accidentally revealing Batman’s identity. He just listens. It’s like a strange sort of lullaby, and it works every time.

    It's a dependency, he knows.

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    Or, Batman installs lead in his suit, and Superman can't hear his heartbeat anymore. It's all chaos from there.

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