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Harry is stressed the fuck out- he haven’t done his homework, his best friend doesn’t believe in him, and he has to do a death tournament.
And all his clothes are bloody gone.
Harry is not having a good evening.
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Dreams will be unified by milliondollarbum
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Jul 2024
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Joffrey and Draco Baratheon are born as the twins of the Kings and Queen. The realms speak of the golden haired crown prince, and the mockery of Targaryan silver with the name of a dragon.
Harry Stark was five when he finally felt magic again in the Weirwood heart trees.
or: Harry and Draco change everything, by simply being born again.
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How funny, in one dimension he told the truth of his heritage and he gets a claymore scar from his right shoulder to his left hip- cauterized by his truly, burned hands that he has to hide behind gloves and fear of fire. It took him ages to sit down next to one, and he never cooks over open fire: just buys out.
And in this universe, Diluc knew what he was from the start and they’re courting. Doesn’t seem really fair.or: Kaeya finds himself transported to a world where there have been no wars, and he’s alone once again. And then Childe joins him.
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There’s a rich gentleman at the orphanage.
Red hair as dark as blood, an odor of similar distinctness.He can’t show his eye to anyone. And while Kaeya is only ten years old, he knows that the deep dark black lines in his sclera holds many secrets.
He’s adopted into the most wealthy family of Monstatds, that shines red eyes.
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I Want To Hang With My Friends by milliondollarbum
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
18 Nov 2022
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Black and white was the color of the piano and chess.
It was the only instrument and game Diluc ever played.
So why would Kaeya think he could see in gray.
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Childe fucked the Captain's son by milliondollarbum
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
22 Jul 2022
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I like to read a murder mystery, like to know the killer isn't me by milliondollarbum
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
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“You’re staring,” Malfoy says.
“I’m not.” Harry is. He just - he can’t see it.
“You can’t see it yet, Potter.” Malfoy sounds miffed.
“I’m not trying to,” Harry lies, finally tearing his eyes away; he looks out the window in a desperate attempt to get a single thought into his head that isn’t what the fuck.
“Look,” Malfoy says. “It’s not like I’m telling you that you have to be a part of its life. I only-”
“How do you know it’s mine?” The question is out of his mouth before Harry can think better of it, and he immediately regrets it because of the way Malfoy’s face shutters, turns cold.
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More than anything by diushek
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Dec 2025
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For a long moment, Shen Yuan stares into empty space almost sightlessly, trying to understand what the hell is going on.
Then, the boy finally sits up shakily. His eyes are as dark as pitch black, with a firm gaze that's too hard for a boy his age. His hair is a thick, dark, and dense tangle, escaping from his high ponytail in unruly strands. Despite how wild his hair makes him look, there's a delicate beauty mark under his eye.
In the center of his forehead, Shen Yuan stares in stupefied horror at a red zuiyin that he knows very well.A half-Heavenly Demon child emerges from a dark portal in the middle of Shen Yuan's apartment. Fine, Shen Yuan can handle it. He'll just have to take care of little Luo Chengle, one of Luo Binghe's sons, until his father comes to pick him up. Luo Binghe couldn't possibly take too long to search for his own son, right?
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Every ninja comes from somewhere. Sometimes they make themselves out of nothing. And sometimes they are shaped by forces they cannot escape. In which the Haruno are also a clan and nothing will ever be the same.
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25 Jan 2026
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An Idiot's Guide to Wooing Your Husband by toxik_angel
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Aug 2021
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As far as Affairs of the Heart go, Harry has always floundered.
When he's sent to Malfoy Manor to examine various Dark Artifacts Draco Malfoy has uncovered in his home, he finds that the eight years of house arrest plus another two of hermitage have softened his old rival into a pleasant, though confusing person.
And that was before they accidentally got married.
Thanks to Yui4996, the Spanish translation is on Wattpad!
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13 Jan 2026
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In which Draco Malfoy is sorted into Gryffindor and everything kind of goes to Hell from there… but hey. At least there’s a chance he won’t grow up to be an awful person. Alternatively titled ‘Draco Malfoy and the Worst Goddamn Seven Years of His Life’