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He looks up at Ilya, feeling so goddamn stupid he doesn’t even know what happens next. There’s dried blood all over his mouth.
“Are you gonna tell anyone?”
Bookmarked by metall0kinetic (mercpool)
20 Feb 2026
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TEARS IN MY FUCKING EYES thisnis sensational. user kneeinjurie i owe you my life, i will never recover
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“Actually, uh—“ Shane scratched the back of his neck and dropped his gaze to the floor by Ilya’s chair. “Would you mind if I sucked you off?”
“Would I mind?” Ilya asked. “No, I would not mind. You want my cock again that badly, Hollander?”
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- Part 3 of missing scenes
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When Ilya Rozanov goes down on the ice, the Boston Bears are already moving to defend their captain. No one expects Shane Hollander, captain of the Montreal Voyageurs, to be the one who throws the first punch.
Or: the Boston Bears figure out Ilya and Shane’s relationship first—and decide that instead of letting their captain move to fucking Ottawa, they’ll just kidnap a his boyfriend instead. Shane Hollander would make a better Bear anyway.
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Anonymous asked:
imagine this is your first olympic game and your opponents are the Red Menace and the Wasian Terrorridetheinvisiblepuck replied:
i don’t have to imagine i can hear the rattling of the chains tying clara to the nethockeysucchiaggio reblogged ⇄ ridetheinvisiblepuck
#this is like watching a national geographic doc #where two lions are performing some fucked up mating dance #while slaughtering a herd of zebrasor,
Canada faces Italy in the first preliminary match of the men's hockey tournament at the Olympics, and Ilya is not pleased that Shane has noticed the Italian goalie. What follows: a bad loss, the great condom shortage of the Winter Olympics, and an excommunication.Series
- Part 2 of #ilyarozanoviscancelled
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your fave is problematic - yourfaveisproblematic.tumblr.com/post/6453061/ilya-rozanov
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1. Admitted to using the f-slur during his rookie year in the NHL and doubled down with ableist remarks on Twitter.
2. He’s a stalinist and supports the unlawful slaughter of children.
[cont…]rozanovdefender replied to yourfaveisproblematic
“the unlawful slaughter of children” YOU MEAN THE ROMANOVS??habsbluntrotation reblogged ⇄ yourfaveisproblematic
girl not to be a bolshevik on main but the romanovs sorta deserved that oneor,
Ilya Rozanov lands himself on yourfaveisproblematic for—well, quite a few reasons.Series
- Part 1 of #ilyarozanoviscancelled
Bookmarked by metall0kinetic (mercpool)
19 Feb 2026
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couldnt stop laughing the whole way through this