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    A series of Prowl/Starscream oneshots, that could be a part of the same universe. I planned they would be joined by a multichapter work, that will better explain what exactly is happening between these two. However, I kinda like the series being just oneshots, so it will probably stay this way, with me adding new oneshots from time to time.

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    After meeting Luo Binghe a whole two years early in Jinlan City, Shen Qingqiu makes the executive decision to relax at the weapons shop with wine left in his room at the weapons shop. He's going to die anyway, he might as well do it lubricated! Unfortunately, Luo Binghe chooses that night for them to have a talk and learns way more than he was expecting.

    (Or, that time getting shitfaced drunk fixed all Shen Qingqiu's problems)

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    18 Feb 2026

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    It all began when Shen Qingqiu brought a baby to the twice-yearly Peak Lord Meeting.

    Or, perhaps it all started nine months before that, when Shen Qingqiu stumbled upon a very special plant.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Yoga Instructor Luo Binghe makes an ill advised bet with his employee to prove that he is not a sex addict and can stop sleeping with the hot clients whenever he wants.

    Then Shen Yuan walks in.

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    What walked into his studio was the physical embodiment of every secret bisexual leaning Binghe had ever had, condensed into one delicately boned man in prAna compression leggings and loose tank top with the sides cut open to reveal tantalizing glimpses of his rib cage and the barest hint of a pair of pink areolas. The man looked up at Binghe with soft black eyes behind his round glasses that just made them look even bigger. His thin, soft-looking lips curved up in a smile.

    Binghe felt his own grin freeze.

    “I’m Shen Yuan, I’m here for your three o’clock one-on-one?”

    “Great!” Binghe’s mouth said, while his brain continued to buffer. “Go ahead and get your mat set up while I check something in front. I’ll be right back.”

    He let himself out of the solo studio and caught Hualing’s eye over by the counter. “I’ll bring your money in the morning, bitch.”

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    Or: that one where an ethical slut catches feelings

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    16 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    Giorno had been a little off lately and Abbacchio was, unfortunately, a little concerned. Hence why he invited himself over to Giorno’s tonight.

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    12 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 28

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    Oh, how much Shen Jiu hated hearing the words "I'm sorry" or their many variations come from Qi-ge, wasting the breath that could've been used for an explanation.

    "Is that the only thing you can do with your mouth?" He snapped, refusing to look at the sect leader hovering in front of his table. "Can you find no better use for it?"

    Twin sounds of impact pulled his attention back to Qi-ge, who was now... Kneeling? Wide-eyed, he was staring at Shen Jiu as if he had been offered a boon.

    "Shidi is free to use this shixiong's mouth in any way he sees fit," Qi-ge offered eagerly.

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    08 Feb 2026