lunchee
Fandoms
- Merlin (TV) (33)
- Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (18)
- Men's Hockey RPF (10)
- Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) (10)
- Teen Wolf (TV) (6)
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[podfic] A Little Happiness by read by lunchee (lunchee)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Jun 2020
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'A Little Happiness' written by Suspicious_Popsicle, audiobook version. 2hrs30mins.
It was a beautiful, sunny day. A crisp, cool breeze was blowing, offset by the warm rays of the sun. The grass was vibrantly green, sprinkled with tiny white flowers. The rabbits were out, hopping contentedly around their meadow, practically begging to be picked up and cuddled. All of it was made surreal by the fact that a six-year-old Lan WangJi sat in the middle of the clearing, silently petting a black rabbit that had made itself comfortable on his lap.
Wei WuXian sat nearer the edge of the meadow, legs crossed at the ankles, chin in hand, and his elbow resting on his knee. He stared at Lan WangJi, searching for happiness in him.
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THE CHAOS [Gayhole Edition] by lavenderfrost, read by lunchee (lunchee), RsCreighton
Fandoms: No Fandom
01 May 2020
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In which Lav, Rose, & Lunchee take on the BLATANT ERASURE of non-UK English in the WordMasochist 2020 Challenge...
...by taking the piss out of UK English speakers from the 1920s and before. Somewhere out there, the ghost of John Keats is dehydrated af and can't figure out why.
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[Video] The Chaos - WordMasochist Challenge by read by lunchee (lunchee)
Fandoms: No Fandom
22 Apr 2020
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Gerard Nolst Trenité's 'The Chaos' (1922) read aloud, with video!
rhythmia plonked this poem into the podfic chat discord, and I #ChallengeAccepted 😂
No editing, no retakes, never read this poem before 😂 YOLO
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[podfic] I Wish You Were My Husband by read by lunchee (lunchee)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Apr 2020
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'I Wish You Were My Husband' written by Feynite, audiobook version. 13hrs40mins.
AU based on The Dreamer in the Spring Boudoir (familiarity with that story not required).
Wherein Shen Yuan transmigrates into a harem intrigues romance novel (gay edition), Yue Qingyuan really fucks up, Liu Qingge is not suitable for his job, and no one even remotely sees Luo Binghe coming.
An open invitation to other podficcers: now that the main story is complete, let our powers combine! (Provided Feynite grants permission!) feel free to podfic the extras 🙏
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[podfic] Imprints (For the Boys in the Back) by read by lunchee (lunchee)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
27 Jan 2020
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'Imprints (For the Boys in the Back)' written by anna (arctic_grey), audiobook version. 7hrs.
Seokjin is not looking for a relationship – he’s been there, done that, lesson learned. So when he somehow ends up in a fuck buddy arrangement with supposed one-night-stand Namjoon, he knows that he needs to handle the fling without emotionally compromising himself. He’s definitely got this! (Dear reader, he did not have it.)
Recent series
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[podfic] Seduction by Winglet by read by lunchee (lunchee)
Fandom Cabin Pressure, Iron Man (Movies)
12 Jun 2017
- Words:
- 78
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 11
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Lunchee-ween 2k15 by read by lunchee (lunchee)
Fandom Creepypasta - Fandom, POE Edgar Allan - Works, 藪の中 - 芥川龍之介 | In a Grove - Akutagawa Ryuunosuke
31 Oct 2015
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lunchee reads stories for halloween 2k15.
- Words:
- 80
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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The (Genderswapped) Adventures of Sherlock Holmes by read by lunchee (lunchee)
Fandom Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
01 Apr 2012
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Sherlock Holmes cases with all genders swapped.
Suggestions taken for case stories that would be especially interesting!- Words:
- 13
- Works:
- 1
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The AU where Arthur is a radio DJ and Merlin is the drunk guy from the bar who threw a drink on him. And then there was love! And lots of unhelpful friends.
- Words:
- 33,117
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 249
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Claiming Life from Death by MarbleGlove
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Feb 2020
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PART 1: Surviving
chapter 1: Establishing Themselves in the Burial Mounds
chapter 2: Betrayal of Jin Ling’s One-Month Celebration
chapter 3: Rebuilding Again and Always
chapter 4: Hope and Survival
PART 2: Han Guang Jun’s Son
PART 3: The Web We Weave
PART 4: Consummate- Words:
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- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 807
Bookmarked by read by lunchee (lunchee)
25 Mar 2020
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“Shit. Kai said you were a kid, but you really are fuckin’ young.”
“Where’s Kai?”
“Workin’, if he knows what’s good for him.” The stranger sat in an easy sprawl at the bench, at arm’s reach, his elbows pressed over his knees. “All right, kid. Where the hell did you steal those gems from?”
“You’re Kai’s boss?” Akira hazarded a guess.
“Answer the question.”
“Why should I? I don’t know who you are. You could be an undercover cop.”
“Heh. Kai was right about that too. You’ve got some fuckin’ balls.” The stranger held out a hand. “Iwai. Kai’s boss.”
Bookmarked by read by lunchee (lunchee)
18 Feb 2019
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Leaving YunmengJiang in an effort to curb the tensions in the Jiang family, Wei WuXian becomes a rogue cultivator.
Even without the support of a sect, he is a rare genius whose name will become known across the cultivation world and whose techniques will influence the course of a war.
However, what influences his own fate is a chance meeting that becomes the first step toward love.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 87,825
- Chapters:
- 36/36
- Collections:
- 21
- Comments:
- 3,076
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- 24,313
- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by read by lunchee (lunchee)
18 Feb 2019
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Hot Russian daddy fucks a horny Japanese slut [AKA Viktor Nikiforov/Yuuri Katsuki REAL sex tape leaked] by Krtek
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
14 Mar 2017
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An extremely private video of Yuuri and Viktor gets posted online, sending the internet and general public into a shitstorm.
I love social media/internet fics.
Explicit later on.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,785
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 347
- Kudos:
- 3,464
- Bookmarks:
- 738
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- 47,649
Bookmarked by read by lunchee (lunchee)
25 Apr 2017
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The internet reacts to their leaked sex tape. Probably the realest portrayal of the bowels of the internet that I've ever read.
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A good friend would get Yuuri some pants. A good friend would let Yuuri take a second to get dressed and compose himself after getting walked in on like that. But Phichit isn’t a good friend; Phichit is Yuuri’s best friend.
Series
- Part 1 of Commemorative Photos
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,375
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 200
- Kudos:
- 1,698
- Bookmarks:
- 298
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Bookmarked by read by lunchee (lunchee)
25 Apr 2017
Bookmarker's Notes
Phichit walks in on Yuuri jerking it to a Victor interview and decides to help him out. SPICY.