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Questions We Don't Ask by PrettyGoodOdds
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
31 Oct 2025
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Baz is being drug to his 10 year reunion. He's hoping he can survive the weekend without having to suffer through too much small talk. He's hoping he gets a glimpse at his former enemy/roommate Simon Snow. That he can pick one last fight with him. What he ends up with is more than he bargained for.
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- English
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- 3/?
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- 25
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19 Jul 2025
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14 May 2024
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Baz is a vampire. Simon knows Baz is a vampire and Baz knows that Simon knows. What Baz doesn’t know is what being a vampire actually means. And that’s about to make life more difficult for him than usual.
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- English
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- 3/3
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20 Feb 2024
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Oh, Have You Seen the Fairies Dance? by Aristocratic_Otter, KrisRix
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
28 May 2022
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Simon's got a message to pass on to Baz, but Baz won't listen. So Simon follows Baz into the woods, where they accidentally run into a faerie fertility rite in progress and get more involved than they wanted to....
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- English
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- 12,974
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- 1/1
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20 Feb 2024
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“Would a more kinaesthetic approach suffice, then?”
“A-are you suggesting grabbing my arse?”
“I’m suggesting, that since this seems to be a topic of great interest to you, Snow, I can charitably offer you a lesson in the basics.”
Snow unleashes an agitated groan. Merlin, I don’t know how the boy can manage to keep up such a froth for so long. (Though I’ve somehow managed to keep up an erection for this long, so I’m not one to speak on the matter of indecorous stamina.)
“You’ve never offered to tutor me in anything before!” he yammers.
“Precisely.” I curl my lip at him. “So don’t expect me to ever be so generous with my offers of elucidation ever again.”
Baz gets caught with a dildo up his arse, which results in an awkward conversation about the benefits of anal stimulation.
Simon is admittedly curious, and, well, so long as it's something straight blokes can enjoy too, there's no reason not to let Baz show him the ropes...right?- Language:
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- 6/6
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01 Feb 2024
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Baz's New (Not)Boyfriend by brandnewbeepbeep
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
21 Oct 2022
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Baz has a new boy in his life, and while he's not interested in showing off the boy himself... He's more than willing to show Simon Snow the aftermath.
He comes home even later than he used to, always with messy hair and just tired enough for it to show through his put-togetherness. I thought he was plotting more than usual before I realised he was seeing someone. I tailed him one night because I knew he wasn’t going to the catacombs. I thought it was odd that he didn’t even go two floors down Mummers. Maybe he was using his vampire powers to compel other random eighth years to let them drink their blood, or something. Then I heard them moaning through the door.
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11 Jan 2024
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Green Means Stay by facewithoutheart
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
25 Dec 2023
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After a bad breakup, Simon gets a second chance at reconnecting with an old should-have-been flame. After years of pining, Baz finally gets his man.
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10 Jan 2024
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Harry Potter has a serious boyfriend. Draco Malfoy is opening a centre to educate wizardkind about muggle life with Arthur Weasley. Life could not be stranger. Or, so he thinks.
Thus begins the tale of Harry Potter's incurable virginity.- Language:
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10 Jan 2024
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In which New York City firefighter Simon Snow mistakenly downloads Grindr instead of Tinder and falls for British arsonist Baz Pitch.
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- English
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- 5/5
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06 Jan 2024
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I Knew You Were Trouble When You Walked In by doeyedgirlyevil
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
23 Dec 2023
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There he stood. Frozen. In the presence of a man who Henry was willing to swear before Queen and country, under pain of death, was the single most beautiful person on the face of the planet, and possibly several galaxies beyond. A man who possessed the kind of magnetic pull that could persuade Henry to believe in a Catholic God. A man Henry needed to get at least 800 kilometres away from before he caused an international scandal in a tea room at Kensington Palace.
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Henry has a new equerry. And he's too hot for Henry's fragile, gay heart to handle. (AKA the Alex as Henry's equerry AU that I'm sure someone asked for)- Language:
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- 10/10
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17 Dec 2023
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I’m glad the room is dark, and that Snow is tucked safely into his bed, away from me. Because I’m sure I’m flushing beet red, despite my… pale inclinations. I rarely find myself speechless, but I’m at a loss on how to respond. Is he really asking me to do what I think he is?
“Just so I’m sure I understand, the pixie said ‘get fucked’ and now you need somebody to…”
He growls, frustrated that I’m making this difficult for him. But I can’t let myself get this even a little bit wrong.
“‘Get fucked’ means get fucked, Baz. It means I need you to do that to me.”
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After an unfortunate run in with a pixie, Simon finds himself in an extremely intimate and mortifying kind of trouble. Who else could he possibly turn to other than his lifelong enemy/roommate?
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06 Nov 2023
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For Fucking Snow's Sake by thequeenofcups
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
07 Jan 2024
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Baz presented as an alpha when he was just 16 (much to his father's delight) but he's never taken an omega. Meanwhile, post-Humdrum Simon is slowly getting his magic back, but he still hasn't presented and has convinced himself he never will. It's their last year at Watford and Simon can't get his mind off his damn roommate. Who is apparently not evil, and is perfect at everything. Perfect at magic. Perfect in school. Perfect at being an alpha. And perfect at smelling so damn good... Wait. What?
Post-Humdrum Omegaverse AU with Alpha!Baz & Omega!Simon. Everyone is 18+. Fluffy at first but please expect absolutely disgusting smut to ensue. Please do not expect regular updates. This is in progress. Love ya!
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17 Oct 2023
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How will Simon and Baz’s relationship evolve after their first meeting?
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And this is when the feeling sinks in
I don't wanna miss you like this
Come back, be here
Come back, be here
I guess you're in London today
And I don't wanna need you this way
Come back, be here
Come back, be hereSeries
- Part 2 of Come Back... Be Here
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- English
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- 72/72
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13 Oct 2023
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Monster Fucker by WolfyWordWeaver
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
15 Sep 2023
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The Sword of Mages has been in the Stone for centuries and families are getting antsy about finding the Chosen One who will be able to claim their rightful role as the Mage's Heir. Basilton Grimm-Pitch has long been considered a favorite for being the one to finally succeed, but he knows that his secret status as a vampire will never allow him to even touch the magickal artifact.
Enter in the brash and confrontational Simon Snow, an American who has crashed the annual event to try his hand at claiming power over the World of Mages. Can this Normal with inexplicable wings and a tail succeed where all others have failed? Will his shameless reputation as a monster fucker repulse or attract Baz? What the hell is the Humdrum and why does he follow Simon?
The World of Mages will never be the same.
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07 Oct 2023
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Love Me Like I’m Not Made of Stone by thisismyfightforthem
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
29 Feb 2024
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Alex presents two days before his eighteenth birthday and a week before he is expected at the 2016 Olympics in Rio. Alex presents as an alpha which isn't really a shock to anyone. He's exuded all of the traits and mannerisms of one since he could talk.
Two days after returning to the palace from the 2016 Olympics, Henry wakes up to damp sheets and a cramping in his stomach so intense he wonders briefly if his appendix has burst. His body burns both with what he is sure is a triple digit fever, and something else. Liquid heat pools at the base of spine and licks around his hips. There’s more dampness on his thighs and oh. Oh fuck.
Or Red White and Royal Blue but with Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics!
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- English
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- 13/13
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- 475
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- 5,094
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27 Sep 2023
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Baz Pitch has graduated from Watford, alive and well. A summer internship at a Las Vegas company seems like the perfect way to get away from his family's expectations.
Simon Snow has lost his magic and his way. He arrives in Las Vegas with no money and no friends, and finds that there's more to the city than meets the eye.
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 4/5
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- 66
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- 244
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24 Aug 2023
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Someone Wicked by artsyunderstudy
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
04 Sep 2023
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Baz Pitch has spent his entire life repressing who he is and what he wants, but everyone has a breaking point. He hires an escort for a single night. One night of touches, and kisses, and pushing everything else to the back of his mind. One night to just give in. At least, that was the plan.
The problem is ... he never could have anticipated Simon Snow.
And Simon definitely didn't anticipate him.
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- English
- Words:
- 60,317
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 1
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- 1,082
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12 Aug 2023