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Wolf of Lettenhove by lesbianroach for PenAndInkPrincess
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 Feb 2022
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Things are fine. Things are great. Things are normal. They’re having really fucking good sex and taking contracts and not necessarily thriving, because no one on the path actually thrives, but they’re good.
And then Jaskier gets a letter to come back home.
And Geralt, taking some cues from eighteen year old Jaskier, follows.
And he learns that Lettenhove, much like its viscount, has a penchant for Witchers.—
aka; a lettenhove fic where jaskier gets to be competent in a way geralt has never seen before, but not without some complications.
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and when i think im fine you'll come visit (you happen to me all over again) by lesbianroach
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Jan 2022
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“I’m not fucking done, Geralt, you stunted buffoon. I’m talking to you, no more Jaskiers. For someone who never fucking talked to me, you sure seem desperate to say a lot right now.”
Geralt has the decency to keep his mouth shut this time.
“You hurt me, Geralt. I asked you to come to the coast with me, and you decided instead to come inside Yennifer. Sound familiar? Yes? It should at this point because it’s happened more than fucking once but that goddamn mountain — I know my fucking worth, Geralt. I’m worth more than you’ve ever treated me in the last twenty years. Let me say, I know you’re what, four hundred? So my age must be incomprehensible to you at this point, but I shared my eighteenth birthday with you on the path. I was a child. If that is how you treat other children, by gods, I pray for your child surprise. Give the girl to Yen. Give her a chance to be something other than a doormat for your gorish boots.”
“I’m sorry.”
“Your armor looks atrocious by the way. I hate it. Brings out the douchebag qualities in your very punchable face.”
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aka; an angry jaskier fic because s2 fucked him over
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5 times Richie was a mediocre malewife and 1 time Eddie fixed a car or something by lesbianroach for
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
29 Mar 2021
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Self explanatory. Snippets of their lives where Richie is doing his thing and Eddie gets to watch.
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i belong to you (know you’re all mine too) by transrich for quarantedeux
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
22 Mar 2024
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butch/femme reddie with intox kink fucking after benverly’s wedding :)
title from fantasy by kali uchis
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06 Aug 2025
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they hunger for dreams (they dream of hunger) by windburnt
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
03 Mar 2024
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Only a week ago, Geralt and Jaskier walked into a tiny town on the outskirts of the mountains. They had time for one look around: the shacks for homes, the loose, decayed dirt at their feet, and trees with wide cracks in their trunks.
Then the villagers descended upon them.
Or: Geralt and Jaskier are offered a hefty chunk of coin to lead a down-on-their-luck village through a mountain range. However, when the journey takes much longer than expected, temperatures plummet, and food runs scarce, Geralt must choose between Jaskier and the villagers he has sworn to protect. For Jaskier, this is a hard choice.
For Geralt, it's not.
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16 Mar 2024
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right there in front of you by ShowMeAHero
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
16 Dec 2021
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The room fills with the sound of Jaskier’s delighted laughter before Geralt throws him down flat on their bed.
“I was going to give you your solstice gift,” Jaskier tells him breathlessly. Geralt climbs up over the end of the bed, knees on either side of Jaskier’s shins.
“I’d like to give you something first,” Geralt replies. Jaskier laughs again, covering his face with his hands.
“You’re horrible,” he laments.
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12 Feb 2024
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loosely connected 09 ghoap fics <3 all of them can be read as standalones unless otherwise specified!!!! :D
they’re not quite canon aligned, but take a lot from it :]
(just as a quick aside, if any of u feel like making fanart pls link them in the comments as otherwise i won’t see them!! <3 <3 thank you)
being translated into chinese/mandarin by the lovely relyon and drownfall !!! !!!
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12 Feb 2024