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  1. Summary

    A Cajun chef and a cargo hold of other humans are captured by Aliens. Zygerrian slavers. Turns out that Star Wars is real, George Lucas had visions, and it's the middle of the Clone Wars.

    Of course, the visions scrambled the order of things, people look nothing like the actors cast for them, and humans do not domesticate well. Still, how much trouble can a few humans cause?

    All of it. All the trouble.

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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    “Are you trying to tempt the Devil?” she understood what he meant.

    Do you really want to fight me?

    She punched him in the face.

    Hopefully that answered his question.

     

    (Batgirl is intrigued with this man who is able to read his opponents just like her and decides that of course she has to fight him.)

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    15 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    She’s surprised when he finds her, huddled up in a corner of an alley.   He thinks she’s hidden there, covered up in darkness, the only sound her heartbeat and pulse, and all the small unavoidable sounds of living.

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    15 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 93

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    When Jason's confrontation with Batman fails, he doesn't leave Gotham right away.
    But when he shoots the Penguin on Live TV and Batman comes for him.. he flees to New York City in hopes of a fresh start.

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    15 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 40

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    “Hey, Matt?”

    “Yes, Foggy?”

    “Are we under the Red Hood’s protection?”

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    15 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    "what?"

     

    The kid huffs, like he's the one being unreasonable here, and not the baby assassin who keeps breaking into his apartment. In his lap, Bella continues to purr. The kid strokes a hand down her back, like a goddamn supervillain. A supervillain who’s feet don't even touch the floor.

    “You saved my life.” He says, in that haughty little voice of his. “I owe you a debt. Allow me to repay it, and I will be on my way.”

    Wade blinks. “And you’re gonna do that… how, exactly?”

    “Tt.” He gets the impression the kid's rolling his eyes behind the domino mask. “By saving your life in return, of course. How else? It shouldn’t be difficult, considering your complete and utter disregard for your own health and safety—“

    “I’m literally immortal—“

    “—also, where do you keep your cat food? Her bowl is empty, and that is unacceptable.”

    Wade drops his head on to the coffee table with a resounding thunk, "What even is my life--"

     

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    (Or, Damian Wayne gets punted across dimensions, stops a kidnapping, gets stabbed, and finds himself owing a life-debt to a mercenary. Wade Wilson (aka Deadpool) is literally incapable of dying. Shenanigans ensue.)

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    15 Feb 2026