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two truths and a lie by vintagemocha (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jun 2022
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He grits his teeth. "How the fuck did the basilisk not poison you?"
"It did, actually," Harry says.
Sirius stares.
"Well, not for long," Harry says. "Clearly, it didn't last."
Sirius makes a distressed noise. "What's next? Was Voldemort there too? Watching with popcorn?"
Harry brightens slightly, and Sirius already regrets asking.
(or, sirius finds out about all of the insane, illegal shit harry got into while he was in azkaban. needless to say, he is not pleased)
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01 Feb 2026
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"Sorry, Aunt Petunia." by Emily_Elizabeth_Fowl, sparklygems
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jan 2021
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A single change can make a world of difference.
Or, in other words, Harry accidentally says "Sorry, Aunt Petunia," to Snape of all people.
Chaos ensues.
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- Part 1 of SAP Universe
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01 Jan 2026
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A collection of old jokes, Potterized for your protection. Older jokes can be a bit blue, you've been warned.
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29 Dec 2025
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‘Emotion was building in Harry’s throat, “This is very interesting Draco,” he admitted, aiming for casual but knowing the shaking of his hands was giving him away, “But how do we get back?”
Draco’s face crumpled, “I’m sorry Harry, there is no way back,” it was like a bell had been struck inside Harry’s head - all he could hear was ringing, “There’s no where to go back to,” Draco moaned, “He wasn’t just trying to travel in time - he was trying to obliterate his own,” Draco choked on his tears, “There’s nothing ahead of this to travel to yet Harry,” he let out a few more hiccuping tears before finally suppressing his noises of pain, “There is no going back,” he whispered.’
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Harry had known working at the Department of Mysteries came with risks, but he never would have expected it to destroy his entire life. Now, trapped as his 14 year old self just after the resurrection of Voldemort with Draco Malfoy for company, they must try and figure out how to move forward.
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(Spanish Translation Available)
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29 Dec 2025
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Tom finds out he is pregnant after a party
Revamped it a bit, chap 2 has more added to it, as part of it was missing for some reason. I did change the tenses and corrected typing and spelling errors (I know I most likely missed something. English is not my best skill.)
13 Sept 2016
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20 Nov 2025