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    “What happened to your assessment of him as my rent boy? Hypocritical of you to…indulge in him after casting it as an aspersion.”

    Daniel inhales, instantly prepared to use words, words, words to help Rashid save face and also save his own ass because that’s his fucking forté. “My mistake. Your semi-estranged companion and extremely astute business partner used me as a glorified sex toy last night, and it turns out I hardcore needed to be objectified. I doubt this will come as a shock, but that worked wonders for my aging, ailing ego. I, uh…” He shoots a deferential sidelong glance at Rashid, who’s giving him a guarded look. “Wouldn’t mind if it happened again, but that’s at his discretion.”

    Louis gives Rashid a look that sits somewhere at the crossroads of amusement, bafflement, and contempt. Razor-edged panic flares in Daniel’s stomach; he has no idea why such a specific cocktail of emotion should get to him when it’s aimed straight past him at someone else.

    “Let me have this, Louis,” Rashid says with quiet urgency, his grasp on Daniel’s shoulder tightening. “He’ll be gone soon enough as it is.”

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    10 Feb 2026

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    devils minion redefining the mile high club

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    Daniel was lying on his back in his bed in the Dubai penthouse and he was spiraling.

    When he’d first realized he might be missing more vampire-related memories than just the night of that first interview, he’d been thinking along the lines of, you know, a couple of days. A week at most.

    He hadn’t expected…this. Over a decade of bizarre cat-and-mouse, master-and-servant fucked up gothic romance with a goddamn vampire.

    With Armand.

    In which Daniel remembers and handles it extremely well, thank you very much.

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    02 Jan 2026

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    They say when you / embark on a journey / of revenge,
    dig two graves.
    They underestimate me.
    (mr state trooper. please don’t stop me. please don’t stop me.)

    After Yoongi's parents get killed by the mob, Yoongi sets out to avenge them. No matter what it takes.

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    29 Dec 2025

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    Steve takes a deep breath and picks up the receiver, “Hello?”

    The kitchen lights flicker once, so quickly that he convinces himself that he imagined it, and then there’s a crackling, a kind of static-y hiss against his ear, and the rasp of a voice, “Hey, I need, uh, police?”

    There’s something familiar about the voice, something twitching at the back of his mind, the tip of his tongue, but Steve can’t quite place it.

    “Hello? Anyone there? Please?” it comes again, laced with so much desperation that it has the back of Steve’s neck prickling uncomfortably, “I need- shit, I need help.”

    AKA Billy is trapped in the Upside Down and somehow manages to call Steve's house.

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    10 Dec 2025

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    jesus christ this is as so fucking good. i love whatever’s wrong with them.

    the situation they find themselves in truly allows them to immediately jump into their mutual obssssive nature when it comes to romance. i love love steve constantly holding himself back because if it was nancy she would’ve moved away from his intensity, but then immediately remembering that it’s NOT nancy, it’s billy, who’s touchy and intense and incredibly receptive of steve’s love bombing.

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    It’s been one month since the events at the Starcourt Mall. Billy’s still adjusting to having a seemingly-permanent Mind Flayer inside his head, not to mention navigating this still-new relationship he finds himself in with Steve, and the sudden overabundance of fourteen year olds in his life. But ultimately things aren’t so bad. Maybe he could be happy like this.

    If only he could figure out where exactly he fits into this weird family group he finds himself rapidly becoming a part of.

    Or: Billy slowly learns that yes, a family can be two dads, their six adopted kids, a cool aunt, his new mom and dad, and the inter-dimensional Mind Flayer in his head.

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    08 Dec 2025