konig
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Une Brochure (vaut mille mots) by konig
Fandoms: Beauty and the Beast (Disney Animated Movies)
28 Dec 2025
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In which Gaston attempts to broaden LeFou's horizons.
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In which LeFou shares Gaston's curse, because of course he does.
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In which Gaston misses his future wife's engagement to another man and makes LeFou pay for it dearly.
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In which LeFou takes ass-kissing to a whole other level.
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La Cage aux fous, ou l'Appétit vient en mangeant by konig
Fandom Beauty and the Beast (Disney Animated Movies)
28 Dec 2025
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In which LeFou's sexual prowess changes the world for the better.
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By this time Chris’s lip always split at the same spot, above his lower left canine.
Bookmarked by konig
17 Feb 2026
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"It tasted kind of like gardening."
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Bookmarked by konig
12 Feb 2026
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Five Things that Never Happened in Sandford, Gloucestershire by Phosfate
Fandoms: Hot Fuzz (2007)
02 Oct 2007
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You know those things that happened? These aren't them. They. Oh, whatever.
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Bookmarked by konig
02 Feb 2026
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A Boy's Book of Practical Magic to Mystify, Baffle and Entertain by Phosfate
Fandoms: hot fuzz - Fandom
02 Jul 2008
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For this trick, he'll need a volunteer from the pavement. You, sir, the man with the fucking enormous knife in your chest! Don't be shy, now.
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Bookmarked by konig
01 Feb 2026
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Tommy is a sloppy drunk. And apparently a magnet for people Turkish doesn't want to see this side of Ragnarok. Basically a fluffy Christamas outing because the phrase 'l'air de facepalm' in the Yule Goat letter was too inspiring. A very merry Yuletide to you, specialrhino. I hope this pleases
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Bookmarked by konig
02 Jan 2026