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Shane reached out without thinking, his fingers brushing against the rough fabric of Ilya’s jacket sleeve.
Ilya flinched away. “Dun’ touch me!”
Shane blinked, thrown. “What the - ”
“I already have boyfriend!” Ilya declared, pulling his jacket around himself like a shield. “Are practically engaged!”
Shane just stared. “Ilya. It’s me.”
“Only my boyfriend may unwrap me.” Ilya announced. “Is respect.”
Ilya gets drunk and refuses to be touched by anyone except his boyfriend. Unfortunately for Shane, Ilya does not realize his boyfriend is the one taking him home.
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26 Feb 2026
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Ilya: You respect my opinion as your captain, yes?
Luca: Of course
Ilya: My opinion is you should let this man rail you
Shane: You can’t use your status as captain to make Luca have gay sex
Ilya: Then what is the point of being captain?!Or: In their many, many group chats, the Centaurs guide (and embarrass) Luca through the crush he's hellbent on denying.
(This is a prequel of when Luca and Archie first met/started dating. It can be read as a standalone)
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- Part 6 of the secret society of stick handlers
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26 Feb 2026
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“Oh my god, stop telling my mum I’m good in bed,” Shane growled, kicking him under the table.
“What?” Ilya frowned. “You want her to think you are bad at it? Is not true. Why would you want this?”
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In which Ilya enjoys embarrassing Shane and eating ravioli.A series of dinner table conversations chez Hollander.
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26 Feb 2026
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And deep inside this ancient heart (You'll always be a part of me) by Apple51234
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Feb 2026
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Taking the call off speaker-phone and pushing his glasses up on the crown of his head, David cleared his throat and asked, “Sorry, who is this?” with a furrowed brow and a hand on his hip.
It was silent between the two of them for almost a minute, but David could hear vague sounds of movement on the other side of the call.
“Um. I am a friend. Shane’s friend,” the other man answered with a thin tone, before asking, “Who are you?” He throws the word ‘you’ at David like an accusation.
David couldn’t help but laugh. “I’m Shane’s dad.”
He followed his answer up with, “I’ve been listening to you talk to my son in what sounds like Russian for the last ten minutes, uh…” David pulls back the phone to check the name again, just in case he had somehow misread the contact. Nope. He didn’t. “Lily?”
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Or, after Shane, high-on-painkillers, calls Ilya in the hospital and falls asleep shortly after, David shows up and gets to chat with whoever Lily is. David is confused, to say the least.
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- Part 2 of High Shane Hollander
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25 Feb 2026
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and in the morning (i'll be with you) by Apple51234
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Jan 2026
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“Hey Siri, call Lily.” After a pause, “Hey Siri, put it on speaker,” was the next slurred command to come from the concussed hockey star.
All Andrea could do was watch in a state of both fascination and horror as the call was picked up after two rings.
“Shane? Are you okay?”
“Ilyyaaa! It’s your voice! How did they do that?” Shane looked at the device in awe.
Ilya’s confusion and genuine concern was audible. “What? Shane, what do you mean?”
“Ah!” Shane exclaimed, giggling into his hands. “Hi!” He looked up, then in a stage whisper, he said, “my nurse is still here. So be quiiiiiiiet.”
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Or, Shane gets ahold of his phone and calls Ilya while under the influence of his pain meds. And of course, he calls Ilya.
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- Part 1 of High Shane Hollander
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25 Feb 2026