kisahawklin
Fandoms
- 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù (201)
- 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) (199)
- Supernatural (TV 2005) (155)
- Stargate Atlantis (142)
- The Losers (2010) (48)
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[Podfic] Cold read of Knights of the Round Table: Rome's Fall by sami by kisahawklin
Fandoms: arthuriana kinda - Fandom, ridiculous future bullshit - Fandom
21 Feb 2026
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Spoilers under the cut for Knights of the Round Table: Rome's Fall.
Series
- Part 63 of The Same Moon Shines [Podfic - Cold Read]
- Part 30 of ridiculous future bullshit [Podfic - Cold Read]
- Part 16 of OC shenanigans and nonsense [Podfic - Cold Read]
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[Podfic] Cold read of i don’t have to be your shrink to know that you’ll never be happy by livinginaworldofnoise by kisahawklin
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
19 Feb 2026
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Feng Shi Counseling Group
Couples Therapy Intake Form
What do you hope to accomplish through counseling?
XIE LIAN: I’m honestly not sure! I think Mu Qing and Feng Xin want moral support for their counseling?
FENG XIN: Convincing Xie Lian to break up with Hua Cheng.
MU QING: Forcing Xie Lian to face the truth that his boyfriend is a psycho, so I can wash my hands of the whole situation and ideally never speak to Feng Xin again.
Intake Session Notes
Relationship Coach: Shi Qingxuan
Clients Xie Lian, Mu Qing, and Feng Xin seem to be in some sort of toxic polycule??
OR: couples therapist!sqx slightly misinterprets an unconventional situation
Series
- Part 3 of couples therapy AUs [Podfic - Cold Read]
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[Podfic] Cold read of my feet don’t dance like they do with you by livinginaworldofnoise by kisahawklin
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
18 Feb 2026
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“He pursued me relentlessly. How could I say no?” Wei Wuxian said on one of the many occasions when he complained to Wen Qing about this whole situation. “‘Wei Ying, come to 10Dance with me.’ ‘Wei Ying, you’re a way cooler and better dancer than me so I need your valuable expertise.’ ‘Wei Ying, come to 10Dance.’ ‘Wei Ying, please, I need you.’”
On every such occasion, Wen Qing has been unfairly skeptical. “That’s not how I remember it.”
“Well, memory is a very complex thing.”
“As I recall, he asked you once and you folded immediately.”
OR: wwx and lwj are ballroom dancers with slightlyyy opposite styles who agree to teach each other
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[Podfic] Cold read of are you gonna marry, kiss, or kill me? i’m betting on all three by livinginaworldofnoise by kisahawklin
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
17 Feb 2026
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“So, how much money do you make? I’ll need to compare it to the wealth of my other suitors before I decide whose thigh I should cling to for support. How much experience do you have being a sugar daddy?” Wei Wuxian asks earnestly.
“Other suitors?”
Wei Wuxian affects a look of surprise. “Surely you can’t expect a commodity as hot as myself to put all my eggs in one basket?”
“What other suitors?” Lan Wangji says stubbornly.
“That’s confidential. I can only tell you once you make it past several rounds of sugar daddying.”
Lan Wangji does not respond to this provocation.
OR: wei wuxian kindly agrees to scare off nie huaisang's blind date, but the blind date in question is not so easy to scare off
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[Podfic] Match in the Field by daisydiversions, daisydiversions_events (daisydiversions), flamingwell_collabs, GigiTheDestroyer, kisahawklin, LadyEn_Multipods (LadyEn), Murphy_Brown
Fandoms: Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
16 Feb 2026
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Jules’s mother still thinks she’s in love with Jess, but that’s impossible. She wouldn’t be in love with–
Oh no.
Recent series
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couples therapy AUs [Podfic - Cold Read] by kisahawklin
Fandom 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天涯客 | Faraway Wanderers - priest, 山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Feb 2026
- Words:
- 81
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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ridiculous future bullshit [Podfic - Cold Read] by kisahawklin
Fandom arthuriana kinda - Fandom, myself really, ridiculous future bullshit - Fandom, Top Gear (UK) RPF, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Feb 2026
- Words:
- 1,801
- Works:
- 32
- Bookmarks:
- 25
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OC shenanigans and nonsense [Podfic - Cold Read] by kisahawklin
Fandom arthuriana kinda - Fandom, myself really, ridiculous future bullshit - Fandom, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Feb 2026
- Words:
- 1,475
- Works:
- 16
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The Same Moon Shines [Podfic - Cold Read] by kisahawklin, sami
Fandom arthuriana kinda - Fandom, myself really, ridiculous future bullshit - Fandom, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Feb 2026
- Words:
- 7,231
- Works:
- 63
- Bookmarks:
- 84
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Cloud Recesses Student Radio by AuntieIroh, bunknuckles, daisydiversions, esbielle was also here (esbielle), flamingwell_collabs, foundbyjohndoe, Gavilan_collabs (Gavilan), ImpureLily, irrationalpie, jennisais-pods (jennisaisquoi), jennisaisquoi, Jopig, kealdrakemna_collabs (kealdrakemna), KeriArentikaiMultipods (KeriArentikai), kisahawklin, LadyEn, Liadantaru, lightningshowl, mulberry_graceful, nonplussed, nonplussed non-fic (nonplussed), restlessMoss, Rionaa, semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona), shash_multivoice (sunkitten_shash), sisi_rambles, sunkitten_shash, TheLightningArchives (lightningshowl), with irrationalpie (irrationalpie), Wonderlandian_Geek, XxMiserySmilesxX
Fandom Partnership for a Drug-Free America "This Is Your Brain on Drugs" PSA Commercials, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Sep 2025
- Words:
- 10,468
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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"We're caught in a time loop," Lan Zhan says. "This is the fifth iteration." There's a flash in his brain, a quick series of images, Wei Ying's lifeless eyes staring past him, over, and over, and over again. "It starts like this every time. It ends with you dead. Then it resets itself."
He watches Wei Ying process it, the flicker of his eyes, a tilt of his head, before he nods again, leaning forward, untangling his feet from the covers and pushing himself to the edge of the bed. "What have we tried?"
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Bookmarked by kisahawklin
03 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Time loops time loops time loops!!! I love this! Lan Zhan's angst is incredibly written, it's like a vise. Definitely some of it reminds me of Gabriel and the time loops from Supernatural, which is great as I love that episode and it's a lot of fun. This is angstier by far but also resolves gorgeously.
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airports are liminal horror (especially when you're stuck in a timeloop) by blueyeti for Tavina
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Aug 2025
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An airport was a terrible location for a Groundhog Day.
As proven by Wei Ying not noticing he was stuck in a timeloop until he had finished his book, because airports were just like that.
Well. Fuck.
At least he can practise casual sex with this Beautiful Man until it's the best first time Lan Zhan will ever have.
Series
- Part 20 of Battleship 2025: The Wiggle of Pears
- Part 4 of unrelated genderqueered wangxian
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,630
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Bookmarked by kisahawklin
02 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Wow, I love time loops and this one was a doozy. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. The idea of it being in an airport, Wei Ying just... NOT NOTICING the first several time loops, like, OH MY GOD. I love it so much.
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love still as once you loved by perilously for ritualist
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
14 Mar 2021
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He and Lan Zhan have been hungry for each other since their marriage—since before it, all right, of course. It’s maybe a little harder to cling to that dreamlike feeling when they’re crammed into a bed the size of a wine jar, the sounds of the kitchen attendants calling to one another echoing up from the downstairs dinner service and Sizhui’s room for the night barely three paces across the hallway from their own.
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Bookmarked by kisahawklin
05 Jun 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Gorgeous. Beautiful, emotional porn, a terrific counterpoint to the original, completely different in style and so so lovely.
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the evenings and the inbetweens by occultings (microcomets)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
06 Feb 2022
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“Is it your birthday?” A single bolt of fear cracks through Wei Wuxian; if he’d somehow lost track of days, as he’s wont to do, and hadn’t done anything for — “Our anniversary?”
“Of sorts,” Lan Wangji says quietly.
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It’s a day of celebration in the Cloud Recesses.
Bookmarked by kisahawklin
05 Jun 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
This is lovely and soft and a little hurty but in an achey way that also feels good? Gorgeous. Beautiful atmosphere, beautiful emotion throughout.
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10 Things I Hate About Dating at Gusu Academy by KouriArashi
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
22 Aug 2021
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“All right, if you insist on pressing this issue,” Lan Qiren said, scowling. “We’ll have a new rule. Xichen, you can date . . . when your brother does.”
“What?” Lan Xichen sputtered.
“What?” Lan Wangji demanded.
- Language:
- English
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- 13/13
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Bookmarked by kisahawklin
13 Jan 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
I love a "10 Things I Hate About You" premise, but this one is the best one, because Wei Wuxian did not actually get money to date Lan Wangji! It is a beautiful development of that plot and the resulting growth of the characters is delightful. I was surprised and pleased with the whole Meng Yao plotline with his "father" and the handling thereof. What I would do for a sequel set 10 years later. So good!