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    The idea of letting Blanc do this somehow felt almost… more and less intimate simultaneously. But the idea of being left alone was even more unbearable than any potential embarrassment it might be at war with, and so he'd finally managed a cracked:

    "Okay… yeah…" He dared to meet Blanc's eyes, feeling like he'd already been stripped bare before him for days. What was one more step in the direction of the literal?

    After everything is over, Blanc brings Jud back to the rectory.

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    Margie/Edwina + an impulsive kiss for drowninglovers

    [Eddie] wishes she'd just had a girls night with Margie instead of trying to go on a date with Hawkeye. It would have been significantly more enjoyable and she wouldn't have given one of their best surgeons a bum foot. But as Margie holds her, something Hawkeye said nags at her. It's been quietly doing so since he said it, really, and she feels like the answer she was looking for on her walk back from The Swamp is on the tip of her tongue. Like she's on the brink of finding the missing piece of a puzzle.

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    In the wake of Klinger's divorce with Laverne, Hawkeye learns that all of Klinger's jokes about having been entitled to wear white on his wedding day weren't actually jokes, and he can't get it out of his head. And without Laverne to go home to, the loneliness is really starting to get to Klinger.

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    Snapshots of Margaret and Lorraine's relationship from 1932-1952: growing up, growing apart, and finding their way back.

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    "Broken how?" BJ asks. The words are hoarse, barely above a whisper.

    "By stopping the thoughts in their tracks. With force, if necessary. By surrendering the control you're clinging to so tightly. My personal opinion," he repeats, the words precise and weighted, "is that you need to stop thinking for the next hour. Do you think you can do that?"

    After a horrific multi-day push, BJ struggles to forget the faces of the patients he lost or to quiet his thoughts long enough to sleep. Sidney offers him an outlet.

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    Hawkahy + a kiss to a scar, birthmark, injury, or other marking for ScuzBrains

    Hawkeye is eyeing Francis with delighted curiosity, like Francis is a puzzle he's just discovered another piece of. There is almost nothing he wants more than for Hawkeye to stop looking at him like that, to stop drawing him in closer and closer, like he's a fly caught in Hawkeye's web. Nothing, except for Hawkeye to never pay such close attention to anyone else.

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    Hawkeye Pierce had been being passed around the 4077th like a god damn party favor all day. The indignity of it burned worse than the lingering sting in his eyes.

    In the weeks following the stove explosion, the 4077th scrambles to adjust — some treating Hawkeye with kid gloves, and others unsure what to do with him at all. But Margaret Houlihan isn’t coddling anyone, least of all an insufferable Captain who’d rather trip over his own pride than ask for help.

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    When their jeep breaks down in the middle of nowhere on the way back from a supply run, the worst thing Hawkeye could say is, most likely, "At least the rainy season is over!"

    He and BJ take cover from the storm in a makeshift tent, and there's not a lot of room in an army jeep. Tensions rise and burst.

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    His heart was pounding in his chest as he stepped closer, almost afraid to touch the damn thing — as if it were going to jump out and bite him.

    He couldn't believe what he was looking at. He couldn't believe Hawkeye.

    Hawkeye gives Trapper some new lingerie for his birthday.

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    Donna attends a gala with Charles while deep into her third trimester. Sure, I Love Lucy may have made it more socially acceptable to be out of the house in her state, but her peers seem to think doing so at an event like this is a bridge too far.

    When her confidence falters under their scrutiny, Charles and Hawkeye are quick to bolster it.

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    Chardonna + a kiss while one party is carried for KJGooding

    There's still rice in the nooks and crannies of his suit. Some of the grains have even fallen down his collar, and he can feel a few of them stuck to the damp skin of his back as the limousine pulls up to Winchester Manor. But looking at Donna beside him, buzzing with joy, Charles can't bring himself to care.

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    Hawkeye has been more than a little cagey about something for weeks, but tonight Sidney is in for both a distraction and a surprise.

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    Dumped unceremoniously at Kimpo Air Base and waiting for his flight back to the States, Trapper clings to one last hope of seeing Hawkeye, only to cross paths with a stranger who won't stop talking to him. Trapper doesn't want anything to do with him, but the stranger surprises him in more ways than one — and offers to deliver the parting gesture he couldn't give Hawkeye himself.

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    Sidhawk + a kiss in greeting for serpercival

    "I hear the VIP tent is full of nurses with the mumps," Sidney says, cool as a cucumber, from where he stands at the foot of his newly claimed cot.

    "Yeah," Hawkeye mumbles, finally moving just enough to turn his head and see Sidney looking at him with that soft, solemn smile of his. "You'll have to slum it in the Swamp with us rats tonight."

    "I can imagine worse fates."

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    Houlifield + a kiss while laughing for AlmostPleasantRebel

    “Alright!” Margaret crowed, trying to hold them both up despite her own incredibly precarious balance. “Alright, I think it’s time to go to bed! You can sleep in my tent tonight, we’ll find a bed assignment for you in the morning!”

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    When BJ leaves for real, he starts writing Hawkeye.

     

    Unlike Peg, Hawkeye doesn't write him back.

     

    Hawkeye Pierce has spent the last five years after the war living in self-imposed isolation with his father in Crabapple Cove, but a 4077th reunion is approaching, and the people who love him aren't going to let him keep hiding forever.

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    Todd Brotzman was born with a rather special gift, but it wasn't from anyone in particular. It hadn’t arrived in a box, nor was it wrapped up, or even something he could hold in his hands. There were no instructions, no manufacturer’s warranty. It just was. The terms of use weren't immediately clear, nor were they of immediate concern.

    Another thing to know about Todd Brotzman was that he was in love.

    Dirk Gently was, once again, in the wrong place at the right time. And it seemed like this time would be his last.

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    Kell and Holland grapple with their intertwined fates and the gravity that keeps pulling them back together. But some things can never change. Some stories' endings are set in stone.

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    While trying to investigate The Three Sisters mountain range in Oregon for signs of Bigfoot on behalf of an eccentric forest ranger, Dirk, Todd, and Farah discover The Rowdy Three's van abandoned at the foot of the North Sister.

    feat. a "borrowed" (stolen) Tesla that dies almost immediately, Todd and Farah harassing each other about their respective crushes, and Dirk sacrificing himself on the altar of The Rowdy Three's ravenous appetites.

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    “You still with me?”

    “Yes,” Dirk confirms. “I am here, I am present, and I am enjoying the soundtrack to your teenage angst,” he says with a practiced wink, glad for the sharp laugh he gets in return. “I’m pleasantly surprised so far actually,” he continues. “I haven’t been shouted at once!”

    After finding Todd's old iPod while packing up his apartment, Dirk is taken down a nostalgic musical memory lane. Todd's past being what it is, however, it goes about as well as can be expected.

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