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  1. ОЭ.Излом2025_визуалGT by , , , , , , , , , , , ,

    Fandom Troye iz Prostokvashino | Three from Buttermilk Village (1978), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, лестница, Отблески Этерны - Вера Камша | Otbleski Eterny - Vera Kamsha, Этерна | Aeterna (TV 2022), Этерна | Aeterna (TV 2025)

    25 Jul 2025

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  2. Талигспас — тексты низкого рейтинга зима 24 by , , , , , , , , , ,

    Fandom Отблески Этерны - Вера Камша | Otbleski Eterny - Vera Kamsha

    26 Jan 2024

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    Выкладка текстов низкого рейтинга на Зимнюю Фандомную Битву 2024. Команда напоминает, что вселенная многовариантна, и тексты могут (и будут) противоречить друг другу и отличаться в деталях.

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  3. Талигспас — тексты высокого рейтинга зима 24 by , , , , , , , , , ,

    Fandom And Then There Were None - Agatha Christie (Novel), Отблески Этерны - Вера Камша | Otbleski Eterny - Vera Kamsha

    18 Feb 2024

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    Выкладка текстов высокого рейтинга на Зимнюю Фандомную Битву 2024. Команда напоминает, что вселенная многовариантна, и тексты могут (и будут) противоречить друг другу и отличаться в деталях.

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  4. Hahaha get loved and cared for idiot by ,

    Fandom Отблески Этерны - Вера Камша | Otbleski Eterny - Vera Kamsha

    18 Feb 2024

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  5. Ты сказал by ,

    Fandom Отблески Этерны - Вера Камша | Otbleski Eterny - Vera Kamsha

    22 Feb 2024

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    Sunshine in the Dark by for sarsaparillia

    Fandoms: Dragon Age II, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types  

    15 Apr 2020

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    “What’s your name?”

    “Bethany Hawke,” she says, and sticks out her hand like an idiot, the way her mother always taught her –– palm down like a lady, not a secret apostate, or an up-jumped refugee, or whatever she is now.

    He takes her hand, thumb brushing across her knuckles the way a well-brought up man’s lips might. “Alistair. Welcome to the Ferelden Wardens.”

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    What if The Joining made you not only super hungry... but super horny too?

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    29 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 10

    If You Can't Stand The Heat... by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types  

    19 Feb 2018

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    In which there is a cooking class, pining, and and meeting the right person under less than ideal circumstances.

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    21 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 28

    Satinalia Surprise by for Squirrelwolf (willowfire)

    Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)  

    24 Dec 2019

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    In an attempt to dig himself out of a slump, Dorian makes a phone call that changes the lives of both people involved.

    NOTE: The rating really only applies to chapter 5. The rest of the fic is fluffy T goodness.

     

    Written for Squirrelwolf (willowfire) for a Secret Santa exchange on the Cullrian discord!

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    20 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 16

    Shine Bright As Your Eyes by for katewonder

    Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition  

    21 Feb 2017

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    It's not like Cullen's never been in a library before. He knows the basic rules. Not shouting, not eating, definitely no dog-earing the pages. He didn't forget the no falling asleep and drooling on the books rule, but hey, sometimes things happen.

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    19 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 7

    Evidence is a Euphemism by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)  

    16 Nov 2018

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    Cullen comes in covered in... evidence. Someone has to clean him up. That someone might as well be Dorian.

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    17 Jan 2026