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    My entries for Radioapple Valentine's Week hosted by winterveritas on Bluesky

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  1. Public Bookmark 82

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    Take one Radio Demon and one King of Hell, each on the verge of either ripping off each other's heads or clothes (they certainly can't tell which).
    Add a very drunk Niffty,
    a pair of magical handcuffs,
    and a whole stack of in-universe RadioApple fanfiction,
    and enjoy!

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    13 Jan 2026

  2. Rec 77

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    Sinsmas.

    Hellborns did Sinsmas.

    Sinners could play along if they wanted to but Christmas was a HARD no.

    So SOMEONE. SOMEONE NEEDED TO TELL HIM. WHY THE HOTEL. HAD A DAMN NEAR CEILING TOUCHING EVERGREEN TREE IN THE LOBBY.

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    04 Jan 2026

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    If pressed, Lucifer didn’t know what he’d expected to happen to Adam after getting that much-deserved stabbing. Probably nothing. As in, actual nothing, obsolescence, a complete eradication from each and every plane of existence so that nobody would have to hear a single fucking shitty guitar riff again.
    In retrospect, that must have been one of Lucifer’s very rare sparks of unfounded optimism.

    Or: 5 times Adam got put back in his place + 1 time Vox got the same treatment

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    22 Nov 2025

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    Alastor should have registered when he first presented, his name and details added to the list advertising available Omegas throughout the kingdom. At twenty-four, he should’ve been servicing Alphas for six or seven years already.

    He wasn’t small or soft or pretty. He was tall, thin, and calloused. After the initial contract for his virginity, he’d become a means to an end for poorer Alphas and spend his next twenty or so years warming their beds until his whelp rearing days passed.

    Registering now was the only one way he could make enough money to save his mother.

    He just hoped she forgave him for it.

    AKA

    Omegas, the only secondary gender able to give birth, are a rare and precious resource. As a result, the Crown created the Omega Registry for Alphas to bid on their heats in the hopes of producing an heir. Alastor has spent his whole life pretending to be a beta, but outs himself when his mother falls gravely ill in order to save her life.

    He never expected his virgin contract to go to King Lucifer Morningstar, let alone for the king to want to keep him.

    Completed: 11/11/25

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    12 Nov 2025

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    29 Oct 2025