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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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- 195,969
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04 Mar 2026
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A bad bet at London's most popular magical casino leads to an indecent proposal.
Hermione Granger has a choice: Spend one night with Draco Malfoy, or lose her boyfriend Ron Weasley's childhood home forever.
Will she accidentally lose her heart in the process, against all odds?
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- 185,214
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- 21/21
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27 Feb 2026
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*** NOW COMPLETE ***
The Malfoys’ have always been blood purists, that truth is undeniable. Draco, however, has never cared for the purity of lineage. His obsession is far more intimate, far more consuming. To Draco, true purity lies not in ancestry, but in Hermione Granger. He worships her unblemished soul, her untouchable body, and her stubborn defiance that no man has ever been worthy to tame.
When the Snatchers drag her into Malfoy Manor, the opportunity to claim her purity is placed at his feet like an offering to the gods. Hermione Granger, bound and bloodied, becomes his to claim. For in Draco’s mind, there is no one else as pure as her, and no one else deserving but him. Touch her, and you die. Deny him, and he will set the world aflame.
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24 Feb 2026
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Out on the ice, anything seems possible. Especially when they're skating together. Even their most impossible dream: Olympic Gold. A Muggle AU Dramione story.
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- Part 1 of Subtle Perfection Universe
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- English
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- 247,088
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- 34/34
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01 Feb 2026
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*Five "bad boy" wizards with hearts of gold.
*Four cunning Slytherins.
*Three witches overheard discussing his "other magic wand."
*Two fools in unadmitted love.
*One nervous virgin.- Language:
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14 Jan 2026
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Apprentice Healers Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy have little to do with one another despite attending the same wizarding university.
But when a new Ministry of Magic imposed class on modern muggle dating and pureblood courting rituals forces them into a relationship based on so-called magical compatibility, they have no choice but to see the relationship through to graduate.
Draco looked at her. She could’ve sworn she saw a flash of sharp white canines. “I’ll be sure to owl Rita, Granger, looks like we are going on a date.”
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11 Jan 2026
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Hermione Granger is used to disappointment.
When it comes to her love life, she’s given up hope of ever finding a meaningful connection. Seven years after the war, she finds herself trapped in a relationship she didn’t want with a wizard she can’t stand, suffocating under the weight of fame she never asked for.
Draco Malfoy wasn’t supposed to be released from Azkaban for at least another year. After he shows up to the restaurant where Hermione just so happens to be on a date looking more handsome than she remembers, she can’t seem to get the tall blond out of her head.
And he keeps popping up at the strangest of times.
When a scandal she can’t avoid leads her to uproot her entire life and move to Paris, Hermione is ready for a fresh start. But what happens when the one-night stand she tried to leave behind in London comes calling?
Chaos. Blackmail. Some light to moderate stalking.
He says they’re meant for each other. She thinks he needs to get his head examined.
What could go wrong?
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- English
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- 148,715
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- 25/25
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09 Jan 2026
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When Kitty asked to join the summer tour, she didn't know how much work it would be (nor just how bad her Korean was). With a little help from Min Ho, she settles in to life, language, and maybe (definitely) love.
OR a fic where Kitty learns to really see what's in front of her (thanks to glasses, old friends, and swimming pools).
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08 Jan 2026
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On a trip to the aquarium, Min Ho and Kitty discover penguins, sharks, seahorses, and maybe a little bit about themselves. Min Ho POV.
“Hey Min Ho, look, it’s you!” Kitty says, pointing to the tank before them. A large manta ray is pressed against the glass, its gaping mouth and breathing apparatus appearing like an uncanny smile, contrasting against its smooth white skin.“What’s me?”
“The ray!” Kitty exclaims. “Its skin - perfect. So smooth. Not a single blemish.”
A compliment, and a valid one, though through the eyes of a giant ray. Of course Kitty would think of this. “As good as Joon Ho’s?”
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03 Jan 2026
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The Story of Us - XO, Kitty season 3 by flowersandlight
Fandom To All the Boys I've Loved Before (Movies), XO Kitty (TV)
29 Jun 2025
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A little mooncovey season 3 fan-fic through one-shots :)
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03 Jan 2026
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What started as a summer on tour turned into something neither of them could ignore. In hotel rooms and quiet cities, between shared playlists, sleepy flights, and one almost-kiss they never talk about, something real began to grow. Now, back at KISS, Kitty and Minho try to reset — to go back to being just friends. But late nights feel different now, and distance doesn’t come naturally anymore. They hold on quietly, afraid to ask for more, even as their hearts keep slipping closer.
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01 Jan 2026
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minho does not like people.
never has.
hating people is so easy.
especially when a new student transfers to the school.
a student that stole his best friend and worst of all- a cocky korean-american that doesn't understand a drop of korean.
everything she does annoys him.
steals his friend. annoyed.
embarrassed him in front of the whole class. annoyed.
regularly insults him. annoyed.
breaks into his dorm. annoyed.
moves into his dorm. annoyed.
uses his skin-care products. annoyed.
breathes. annoyed.
looks at him for a little longer than a sworn enemy does. annoyed.
looks at his friend in that way that people did in his k-dramas. annoyed.
doesn't look at him like that. annoyed.
appears in his dreams. annoyed.
telekinetically makes his heart beat a bit more aggressively than it should. annoyed.
makes him like her. annoyed.
makes him love her.holy shit he's in love with kitty song covey.
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cleaning up the XO, Kitty storyline.
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28 Dec 2025
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Hostile Glares and Distaste: How Everything Continued by Anonymous_lilpotat
Fandoms: XO Kitty (TV), To All the Boys I've Loved Before Series - Jenny Han
08 Nov 2025
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“You do know you are embarrassing me by wearing,” Minho lowered his sunglasses, distaste written on his sneer as he eyed Kitty’s travel hoodie. “...That?”
Kitty rolled her eyes. “It’s called being comfortable, not everyone is a masochist, you know?”Or the second season following Eye Contact and Spite: How Everything Began
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20 Dec 2025
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Focus & Flames by UnleashTheDragons
Fandoms: XO Kitty (TV), To All the Boys I've Loved Before (Movies)
28 Feb 2026
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Min Ho watched like he was waiting for her to break.
And when their eyes met, like a silent challenge passed across a crowded room. He didn’t smirk this time, just nodded and slowly raised his glass to her, like a silent toast.
Like he knew exactly what she was doing.
And who it was for.📷🖤 📸💛📷
Min Ho and Kitty have been sworn enemies for as long as anyone can remember—until one wildly ill-advised night ruins years of mutual hostility and somehow lands them in a friends-with-benefits situation that absolutely no one (least of all them) is prepared for.
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- English
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- 367,202
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- 38/?
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20 Dec 2025
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How one seed of doubt can change the course of history.
Where Lucius Malfoy was imprisoned for his crimes in the first wizarding war and how this one seemingly unimportant change, alters Draco Malfoy's life, as well as the entire wizarding world.
This is a rewrite of books 1-7 (and perhaps beyond). Books 6/7 posted! Book seven in progress and will be posted in full when complete!
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- 137/179
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09 Dec 2025
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Hermione Granger has a good reason for avoiding Draco Malfoy, the cause of the most mortifying episode of her life. (She thought it was a date!) But he and his son are now unavoidably enmeshed in the lives of her best friends and their children. She should probably be offended that Ginny called in Draco and Scorpius to supervise as she babysits James and Lily. She’s too busy panicking.
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02 Dec 2025
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The Man Next Door by greenflowerpot for orangeandivy (paigetopage)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Sep 2024
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Hermione Granger is starting to develop a little crush on her new neighbor. His name is Draco, and he's kind and funny—not to mention easy on the eyes.
What's more, it seems like ever since he moved in things are just... working out for Hermione. Maybe Draco is some kind of lucky charm? That's silly. But with him nearby, it does feel like her life is easier and more pleasant than ever before.
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Draco Malfoy, psycho simp - stalker edition
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- English
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- 5/5
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02 Dec 2025
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Within twelve moons, the meeting between signs Three and Six will be a time of reckoning. The defeat of the Pure-Blood with the most blood on his hands by the Muggle-Born with no blood on her hands will usher in the demise of the Dark Lord. But if the two unite, a new era of darkness will henceforth begin. Under this throne of chaos and the creation of a Half-Blood, the Order will fall and the New Reign shall defeat the Old.
After a Wartime Prophecy is revealed about Hermione Granger, the Order keeps her locked away.
But is it for her own protection—or theirs?
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- 48/50
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01 Dec 2025
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Nothing compared to being the Mudblood Slytherin girl. Too evil for another house, too dirty for the one I called home.
Hermione becomes the first Muggle-born student in Slytherin House.
Ecdysis: the process of shedding old skin.
(Hogwarts Years 1 - 7, and beyond. No Voldemort.)
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- 107,878
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- 19/?
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21 Nov 2025
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“What the fuck, Malfoy?” Ron bellowed. “Stop kissing her.” He rounded on Hermione then, his face screwed up in outrage and confusion. “What did you do that for?”
Dazed, Hermione blinked at him, absently thinking he looked a bit like a gaping fish.
“Oh,” Malfoy smirked. “I do apologize. I spent the summer at our French Chateau and kissing is a customary greeting in France.” He didn’t look remotely repentant.
“I didn’t see you kissing anyone else like that,” Ron spat bitterly, still eyeing Hermione suspiciously.
“Hm?” Malfoy asked, distracted, still looking at Hermione, his knuckles brushing her cheek.
Hermione felt hot all over.
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Draco returns from a summer in France with an insatiable thirst to French kiss Hermione (especially in front of one Ron Weasley).
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14 Nov 2025
