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My name is Ozymandias, king of kings; look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
Schlatt2020 never goes through. Instead, someone else swoops in on Election Day—and the SMP changes forever.
(A role-reversal AU where Technoblade takes over, instead of Schlatt, and enemies are turned to begrudging allies.)
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“So listen,” Robby says, “I heard you’ve uh, well, that you’re living with Dr. King. Is there any truth to that statement?”
Frank groans.
“Yeah, yes, I’m living with her,” he says and Robby gets that crazy look in his eyes so Frank barrels on, “It’s not like that. Robby it’s not,” and Robby doesn’t look like he believes him one bit. “I’m living in her spare room and I pay her rent. We’re roommates. That’s not a crime.”
or: frank gets out of rehab, gets divorced, and needs somewhere to live. enter mel.
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19 Feb 2026
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After a disastrous final shift on July 4, Robby leaves for his sabbatical.
Eight days later, somewhere in the Badlands, he awakens to a dozen missed calls and messages from back home. Something terrible has happened. Frank Langdon has been shot, and he might not make it.
Consumed by worry and by guilt, Robby returns to Pittsburgh, the memory of his last, terrible conversation with Frank playing on a loop in his head.
He hopes it is not too late to make amends of his own.
“Is he dead?” Robby manages to rasp out. His body is curling in on itself. He can feel himself unravelling. It’s too familiar. It’s all too familiar. This can’t be happening. “Is Frank fucking dead, Dana?”
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13 Feb 2026
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“Alright, alright, settle down you two. Jesus Christ,” Dana mutters. “You’re worse than my fuckin’ kids.”
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09 Feb 2026
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“Let me get this straight,” Mel says slowly. “You conned your way into the ER so you could tell me to get a life?”
“I wouldn’t put it quite like that.” Frank's face is serious, but his eyes are teasing. “But yes.”
“You know, this probably won’t be covered by your insurance,” she points out. “You just spent a couple hundred dollars to call me a loser to my face.”aka the con artist au
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09 Feb 2026
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Mel screams. Langdon doesn’t think. He’s already moving—hard, fast, reflexive—as his brain reduces the situation to one imperative: Protect her.
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- Part 34 of The Pitt, The Pain, The Plot
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06 Feb 2026

