iorion
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- Minecraft (Video Game) (20)
- Dream SMP (19)
- Video Blogging RPF (18)
- Original Work (1)
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Feats of Lion, Figure of Lamb by iorion
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
08 Jan 2025
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Techno's soulmate is introspective and thoughtful. Techno's soulmate is a hardened soldier, with tragic stories to tell, using wise old words. Techno’s soulmate is a lover, a fighter, a poet, and a performer.
Tommy is none of these things.
... Right?
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OR: the Bedrock Bros platonic soulmate + foster au where, as soulmates, they couldn't be more alike. As brothers, they are exact opposites. They just need to learn to consolidate their presupposed differences, and everything will make sense.
Neither one knows how to do this.
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Prince Tommy is an enigma—underestimated, unknowable, self-assured, and powerful.
Until, one day, he isn't.
A story about familial love, friendship, manipulation, magic, breaking rules, kicking ass, an ancient legend, an unholy sacrament, and a secret that will someday make the Beginning indissociable from the End.
(OR: The one where Prince Tommy elaborately pretends not to be the intelligent little BAMF he really is, and ends up getting bit in the tail for it.)
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see notes :P
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How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse For Dummies by iorion
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
09 Aug 2024
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Zombies eat brains.
They do not bother with those that have very little substance in the whole brain department.
Our heroes are the mindless few who have survived the blondepocalypse on sheer dumbassery and lack of wit. The zombies want nothing to do with them, and they haven't got a fucking clue as to how a cure might one day be synthesized (do they even know what that word means? NO), but they do know how to bash the things in the head with a rock, and can conjure a mean Dad Joke if the brain cells happen to line up in the right order, so overall their lives are pretty solid!
They survive (barely).
They make do.
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OR: The zombie apocalypse takes the world by storm, and when the ripest brains for eating are all devoured, the only ones left to pick up the pieces of their broken world are also society's absolute stupidest.
The SBI + Benchtrio Found Family Crackfic that got a little too real.
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Ranboo jabs a pointed finger into his friend's chest. “You got singe marks all over me! And I really liked this shirt...”
Tubbo sticks out his tongue and laughs, his palms suddenly erupting in rich cyan flame. “But the crowd loved it! Everyone, cheer if you want to see me light Ranboo’s hair on fire!”
Predictably, the audience goes wild.
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OR: The one where Techno, Phil, and Wilbur are a group of smoke-and-mirrors stage magicians whose monopoly over the entertainment industry is threatened one day by a new trio of rookie performers—except, these kids might actually be real witches, with real magic powers...?!
… Nahhhh. Wilbur is determined to expose Alchemysteria and their impossible tricks for what they are—tricks! Illusions! Lies! One of these days, he’ll catch them unawares, and then they’ll be sorry…
Recent series
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love is watching someone die by iorion
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
19 Nov 2021
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Title from 'What Sarah Said' by Death Cab for Cutie
- Words:
- 14,316
- Works:
- 2
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Christmas Gift Prompt Fills 2021! by iorion
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
30 Mar 2022
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This series will include 19 gift works for readers who requested prompt fills for a Christmas/Holiday gift from me. The first work explains the rules and collects the prompts, so there will be 20 works in total, 19 containing stories. Please note that I'm working on a lot of other side projects between filling prompts so I won't set a posting schedule or deadline, but I promise I'll complete every request to the fullest extent of my ability and effort! Thanks for all the support!
♡
- Words:
- 36,542
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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“He hasn’t felt very inspired recently anyway, or really felt much of anything— He probably would have stayed inside either way. He wasn’t depressed or some mopey shit like that, it was just sort of hard to put himself out there when he felt like there wasn’t anyone waiting for him. Everyone had their own stuff happening or wanted fuck all to do with him, so in a comforting way, he could take things at his own pace for once. This gave him a pretty good chance to work on smaller pet projects once this all blew over”
“This collapsed, of course, when it didn’t blow over.”
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Tommy grows wings in the middle of the night, Tubbo helps him cope.
Series
Bookmarked by iorion
09 Aug 2024
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THE SLAY OF IT ALL.. this is so soft and a perfect capture of the Tommy and Tubbo brotherly dynamic that I failed to portray in my own wingfic AND THIS AUTHOR DID AN EVEN BETTER JOB THAN I EVER COULD HAVE DREAMED.. AUGHH IT IS SO GOOD I HAD TO STOP AND FROWN SNIFFLING AND MISTY EYED SEVERAL TIMES /pos
Oughh.. perfect soul crunching oneshots my ABSOLYTE beloved…. GWAHHHH
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Draco breaks a cup, and one thing leads to another. A story of redemption, tattoos, dreams, mistakes, green eyes, long conversations, and copious amounts of coffee.
Set in New York twelve years after the war.
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- English
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- 253,826
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- 42/42
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Bookmarked by iorion
24 Jul 2024
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just want to make sure that everyone on my profile knows that this story changed my life when i first read it over 6 years ago. to the point where my biggest tattoo is in direct reference to it. this is just such a character and worldbuilding masterpiece. and goddamn if the lessons and morals don't strike new chords in me every year as i learn and grow. this fic changes and grows right along with you. no matter where you are in your life, each time you read this, something new and special will come out of it. YES it's a drarry fic. YES it's from a fandom that's practically ancient history nowadays. (NO, IT'S A CLASSIC.) but this book is just so. good. it's my favorite work ever written and that's including mary shelley's frankenstein (AS MUCH AS IT PAINS ME TO ADMIT THIS,)
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How to Make iOS Text Messages on AO3 by CodenameCarrot, La_Temperanza
Fandoms: No Fandom
10 Apr 2016
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This is a tutorial/live example on how to mimic iOS text messages on AO3 without the need to use images. There's also a chapter on how to have emojis displayed on AO3 as well.
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- Part 3 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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“If you don’t drink this I’ll kill the kid.” The villain's voice is steady and calm. It sends a shiver down Tommy's spine.
“Don’t do it! I’ll be fine! Please don’t!” Tommy screams his eyes well up, anything could be in that vile. Poison, fear gas, sleeping potion. It could do anything to Techno, he wouldn’t take it, he couldn’t. He is more important than Tommy. He is a better hero, a better-liked hero, a more established member of the family.
He can die. They might mourn for a while, but they will get over it. If anything happened to Techno and Tommy had to go home alone, he doesn’t think he could go home. He doesn’t think he would have a home.
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I wanted to write a truth serum au and dadnoblade so I did. (but with loads of miscommunication.)Series
- Part 44 of Worms Minecraft fics
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Part of a Coven by Impala_Cherry_Trickster
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
08 Jan 2022
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When a rogue vampire is discovered in their territory, Phil has to decide what to do with the young fledgling.
Aka Phil, Techno and Wilbur adopt a rogue vampire Tommy into their Coven.
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- Part 1 of Vampire TommyInnit
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,533
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- Comments:
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Bookmarked by iorion
13 Sep 2023