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А що як Аксель випадково заспіває Мамину Світлицю замість сумної пісні про хонкі-тонкі? А тревел-шоу Фаббо вирушить у Житомир? Кого з українських виконавців КАЙ могли б запросити до своєї школи написання пісень? Рандомна збірка моментів із різдвяних календарів з українськими мотивами та неочікуваними кросоверами.
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— А як би гурт називався? Ми ж не можем бути Вьорджинс, єслі ми ні з Вьоро, ні в джинсах.
Томмі відкинув одну бляшанку піваса й відкрив другу.
— Можна взяти наші, ето самоє… ініціали! Типу… ЙАК чи КАЙ.
— Як АББА, чи шо? Ти на Євробачення хочеш?
— Нєєє, Євробачення для голубих! — Томмі ледь не подавився бухлом від жаху. Ну якраз для тебе, родной, стримував регіт Меенін.Томмі та Меенін вигадують цілий альтер-его гурт (КАЙ), аби мати відмазку, чого вони поводяться як геї. Всі збіги з реальністю випадкові. А ще — суржик!
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“How about the band name? We can't exactly be called Vörjeans if we're neither from Vörå nor wearing jeans.”
Tommy tossed an empty beer can and opened another one. “We could take our initials! Like JAK, or KAJ.”
“Inspired by ABBA, or what? Do you want to go to Eurovision then?”
“No, Eurovision is gay!” Tommy almost choked on his drink, horrified. And so are you, Määnin bit back, barely managing not to laugh out.or,
Tommy and Määnin make up an entire alter-ego band (KAJ) to have an excuse to act gay. All parallels with real life are accidental.
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Vi dansar me döden å leker me eld by Rejpelts_Miss_Valborg
Fandoms: Humorgruppen KAJ (Band)
22 Feb 2026
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When he moves into the old, decrepit house, he expects creaking floorboards, draughty rooms, and maybe a few leaking pipes. What he doesn't account for is the insatiable ghost who can't keep its cold, translucent hands off him.
What starts as a completely normal, totally ordinary, no-strings-attached arrangement between a living man and a 200 year old soldier, soon turns into something far more complicated.
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Or: 'Oh no, I'm falling in love with a horny ghost!'
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22 Feb 2026
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And when I ask for your hand, would you give me your all? by offspring_of_calliope
Fandoms: Vörjeans (Band), Humorgruppen KAJ (Band)
30 Sep 2025
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In hindsight, Tommy couldn’t really recreate how it had happened exactly. One minute, he was arguing with a bar owner from Vaasa about whether or not he would let Vörjeans play on their stage. The next moment he had let it slip that bagging the gig would mean a lot because he was going to propose to his bandmate during the concert. And it had worked.
The problem was that Tommy had no intentions of proposing to anybody at the concert, least of all to one of his bandmates, seeing as they were all men. And Tommy wasn’t gay.
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Tommy lands Vörjeans a gig by claiming that he's going to propose to one of his bandmates at said gig. Naturally, he has no other choice but to plan proposing to Määnin now.
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21 Feb 2026
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Tommy and Määnin want to get married. It ends in weird proposals, terrible fashion and a lot of chaos.
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- Part 5 of Tommy vs Heterosexuality
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21 Feb 2026
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The Tunes That Make Up Tommy Tall by evilvinny
Fandoms: Vörjeans (Band), Humorgruppen KAJ (Band)
11 Feb 2026
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"He sat on the floor in his and Määnin’s bedroom, his phone in one hand and an Iron Maiden CD in the other. The chipped corners and clouded plastic cover held a lifetime of memories. Some that he cherished, some that he’d rather not dwell on. Without realising it, he’d collected a physical manifestation of his entire persona, hidden away in the grimy corners of his car. Songs he’d found while exploring his music taste, songs that were passed down from who knows where. "
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A fic about Tommy Tall's life, told through the music he's heard throughout it. Includes my little Iskelmä!Tommy AU that I cooked up on twitter. Thank you oomfs for liking it enough that I had to write all this
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21 Feb 2026
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To be honest, Tommy was an awful drinker, and everybody knew it. He was the kind of guy who took two shots, climbed up on a roof, screamed about how life was beautiful, then blacked out in someone’s arms. Usually Määnin’s. And the worst part? He never remembered what he did the next day.
Määnin was better at this. Better in the sense that he knew how to stay cool even after five drinks, how to look completely unaffected while his head was spinning, and how to keep his mouth shut. Well. Most of the time
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22 Jan 2026