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Something in the Water by pieces_of_ate
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
19 Dec 2023
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“Might want to watch your feet,” says Sanji without turning round when he hears Zoro fall for the third time.
There’s a scrambling sound as Zoro gets up. “I don’t need advice from a waiter.”
“Sort of sounds like you do, mate,” says Sanji. “Most of us master walking by the age of two or so but you seem to be having trouble.”
The strawhats are on a treasure hunt, which would be fine if Sanji wasn't incredibly hungover. The only bright spot is that Zoro's hangover is even worse.
Except in his case it turns out not to be a hangover...
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27 Jan 2026
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“Viktor, you hit him with your cane?” Jayce stresses, wildly gesturing between him and the unconscious form slumped on the floor.
“Yes?”
Jayce brings a hand to his forehead to smooth out the stress wrinkles forming. “Why would you fight an armed intruder?”
“He’s not armed,” Viktor says, waving with the gun in his hand. “Well, not anymore.”
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19 Nov 2025
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the line is covered in jellyfish by staroverlord
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
28 Dec 2025
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When Viktor finally asks why Jayce stayed behind inside the Anomaly with him, Jayce stares at him as though he’s supremely disappointed by the question— as if Viktor has betrayed his own brilliance by asking something so irredeemably stupid. “How could I not? We’re partners.”
Partners, Jayce calls them. Not for the first time, Viktor wonders: Partners in what?
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Or: Jayce and Viktor survive the Hexcore, a blizzard, their own bodies, sharing a bed and all the things they’re too afraid to say. Slowly, they put themselves back together— piece by stubborn piece.
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- Part 1 of the thin semantic line
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05 Nov 2025
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Jayce and Viktor survive the explosion. Viktor's locked away in Stillwater. Jayce is placed on house arrest. Mel delays returning to Noxus to stay and help them.
Being Chosen of the Wolf complicates the situation.
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24 Oct 2025
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you are exactly what i should want (but i don't want you) by acuteroses
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
11 Dec 2024
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"You know why this keeps happening to you, right, V?"
"Indulge me."
"Your soldering is shit."
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The Machine Herald, injured, crawls to Jayce Talis to be fixed.
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15 Oct 2025