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    A video played, on mute, of Hayden Pike of all people doing one of his silly FanMail videos in his stupid trophy room and when he turned, the mirror caught-

    Oh.

    Oh.

    Shit.

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    Ilya is in Russia when Brad uploads the FanMail video to Twitter. Fucking Brad.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    Wade and Logan are friends now, all is good, except how much do they really know each other. Once the world is saved, they take the time to realise they have a lot more in common than they might have realised.
    Things become complicated as Logan finds himself grappling with a familiar feeling of jealousy and Wade finds himself opening up more than he expected. All of this is made worse because Wade keeps making jokes about them kissing by proxy every time they share a drink or a cigar.

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    “Did you guys have different Smurfs in your universe?” He asked as they stepped out of the apartment.
    “No.” Logan rolled his eyes. “My favourite was always Twink Smurf.” He added, a few steps ahead of Wade as he made sure he had his keys.
    “Wait, what?” Wade chirped, jogging to catch up. He caught the small smile on Logan’s mouth. “Was that a joke? Did you just make a joke?”
    “Don’t get used to it.”
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    10 Aug 2024

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    When Aziraphale first opened his bookshop, Crowley gave him a peace lily as a gift.

    After the averted Armageddon, it begins to wilt.

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    26 Jun 2024

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    Courting, in heaven, was all about pageantry.

    Crowley had been an angel, once. He remembered the pomp and circumstance of it all, how his fellow angels would damn near lose their minds trying to make sure that every little thing was absolutely perfect, to the letter. It had all seemed so silly back then, back when Crowley had gone by a different name and had woven galaxies and stars into nebulas across the cosmos. He’d rolled his eyes at it all, but he’d always secretly wondered what it would be like, to find someone that made all that fuss seem worth it.

    That was before the Fall, and the Garden, and a wall where a swordless angel asked his first question and shielded a demon from the rain.

    Crowley knew that if he was going to win the Principality’s heart, he was going to have to do it the old fashioned way.

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    20 Jun 2024

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    “On the matter of touch,” Crowley begins, waving his teaspoon in what he hopes passes for idle curiosity. “Thoughts?”

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    For two ineffable husbands, they don't really touch each other much. Here is a story on why that might be.

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    01 Mar 2024

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  6. Rec *

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    Or: 5 times Aziraphale accidentally blessed Crowley, +1 time when it went really sideways.

    Inspired by the Ace Omens Discord server, this is an entirely self-indulgent piece of comedy that I hope someone else will enjoy.

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    After the first incident, Aziraphale is always very, very careful to make sure he knows who he is blessing after a sneeze. He looks around, surveys the scene, and then, only when he is sure that it’s a human or another angel or just not Crawly, does he say ‘Bless you’. Of course, aside from the time on the Ark, it’s never Crawly, and after a while the habit starts to die away. He forgets sometimes, and it’s always fine, until one day he hears a sneeze, automatically blesses the person, and hears a whine.

     

    He does not swear. Instead, he turns around, sheepish, and sees one very annoyed and very seared-looking demon.

     

    “Oh,” he says, over the bustle of the surrounding market.

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    12 Jan 2024

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    Crowley walks past him, far enough away that there’s no chance of their shoulders brushing. “Thanks for the wine, Aziraphale. G’night.”

    Aziraphale reviews the evening. Nothing unusual, he doesn’t think, nothing he can remember saying or doing that might have upset Crowley.

    Wait. Nothing Aziraphale said, no. But Crowley... Crowley hadn’t called him “angel” once all day.

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    05 Jan 2024

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    Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”

    “I believe so.”

    “And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”

    Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”

    “I can do that,” he croaked.
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    In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.

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    18 Dec 2023

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    30 Sep 2023

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    Across the floor, Aziraphale has stilled.

    ‘Loved love, Augustine,’ Crowley picks up, voice quiet, looking at the red-streaked open palm of his hand. ‘How noble. But what if he couldn’t? Theory. Theory’s one thing, but—ah, has no one ever done it the wrong way? No one envied, loved the wrong thing, for the wrong reason, in the worst of circumstances? Has no one ever hated love? It hurts, doesn’t it? It must hurt. Else what would be the point of all the self-denial.’

    [Aziraphale and Crowley after the Apocalypse, on the brink of becoming something else than they have been, with all the doubts and apprehensions to still approach and work through.]

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    15 Aug 2023

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    Angels don’t lose their feathers. They’re not birds. An angel’s wings are not just wings, they’re a physical manifestation of their nature, and that doesn’t change. Does it?

    Demons have lost their feathers once. After the Fall, when they were remade for their new role in the universe. But that’s over and done with. Demons can’t Fall again, and they certainly can’t Rise. They can’t even fly.

    Despite this, Aziraphale and Crowley are losing feathers. Maybe they’re dying. Maybe something altogether more ineffable is going on.

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    25 May 2023

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    Aziraphale put a hand on his shoulder. "Bad dreams," he said. It wasn't a question. He'd seen it before, but never quite this bad.

    "Yeah. Just... happens. When I sleep, sometimes. Nothing to worry about."

    "I, um... I get assignments, from time to time. To talk to people in their dreams. I know the bad ones. I didn't... I couldn't, I won't step into your dreams without your leave," Aziraphale continued. "But I could help. If you want."

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    13 May 2023

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    Aziraphale has an apology to make.

    Crowley dreams of Greece, among other things.

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    09 Apr 2023

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  14. Rec *

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    My ever-growing collection of love confession fics for the ineffable duo. All asexual, stand-alone, and can be read in any order.

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    24 Mar 2023

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    Five times Aziraphale and Crowley denied being a couple, and one time they didn't. Five times they parted, and one time they didn't.

    And six times Crowley tasted pears in Aziraphale's kiss.

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    14 Mar 2023

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    Aziraphale sat up slowly and took Crowley’s hand. He turned it over, looked at the light coming from his wrist and arm from every angle. Then he brought it to his lips and kissed Crowley’s palm.

    “This is what you meant,” he said, lips still against Crowley’s skin. “In 1832. You meant it literally. You glow.”

    “You glow,” Crowley said. “You burn. You just sometimes also burn through me. It’s a reaction, I think. Because your holiness doesn’t belong in me.”

    “Dearest,” Aziraphale said. “Heat cannot start a fire if there is nothing to burn.”

    (Or, the one where Crowley is drawn to Aziraphale's holy flame like a moth ready to catch fire.)

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    22 Feb 2023

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    In which Crowley goes too slow, Aziraphale deciphers his own feelings and decides it is time they had their picnic.

    A story about confessions, revelations, and two ineffable beings learning something new about each other and finally Getting Their Shit Together.

    UPDATE: The lovely gemennair made a gorgeous artwork inspired by this fic, now included with links!

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    15 Feb 2023

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    “It’s not very angelic of me really,” Aziraphale said, and his hair was an absolute mess, curls sticking up in odd directions. Crowley reached out, to flatten some of them, but somehow his hand just ended up cupped around Aziraphale’s face instead. His skin was improbably soft, loose and warm, just the hint of cheekbone somewhere beneath.
    “I don’t think it is really very demonic either,” he replied.

    Missing scenes from the past, the present and the future.

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    14 Jan 2023

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    "Crowley, the demons I saw at your trial all had animal traits. So I was wondering… where is yours? Your… well I suppose it’d be a snake, wouldn’t it…”

    Neil Gaiman suggested Good Omens’ demons are their creatures, not the human forms underneath (the Ratatouille theory). I really love snakes. I couldn't help finishing that train of thought.

    Can be read as a standalone work.

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    10 Jan 2023

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    Just a silly comic I started in 2019 about jealosy and anger turning into inner peace and blossoming with love (still in progress).

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    21 Dec 2020

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