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“Boo, you’re no fun, Melissa.” He pulled the end of her braid.
“I’m trying to make sure you’ll make it to your thirties, Francis.”
“Oh, c’mon, Melly Belly.” He tilted his head to the side, that stupid James Dean smile on his face. “You and I both know I’m not making to my thirties.”
previously titled: Softer. Harder. In Between. (You Know Just How To Get To Me).
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It's been two years.
But Charlotte Marie Page was still the whisper telling him that he's never getting away.
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When you know someone for as long as Henry and Charlotte know each other, it is practically impossible for you to have secrets between you.
But Charlotte’s sure that if Henry reads the hidden truths she keeps in her journal – journal. Not diary. Journal. – he’d have a heart attack. Or worse.
Because how else would he react if he found out his best friend of ten years has been in love with him ever since they were thirteen?
They had a routine. They practically shared a life. She couldn’t screw everything all because of a silly little crush.
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A collection of dangerverse one shots based on Noah Kahan's Stick Season album.
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You wear the hat you ride the cowboy.
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I Miss You (I Love You), I'm Sorry. by illictaffrs
Fandom Danger Force (TV), Henry Danger (TV)
23 Mar 2025
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The Tales of a Poison Ivy by illictaffrs
Fandom Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes - Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games (Movies)
24 Jan 2024
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Mel doesn’t have an emergency contact. Frank changes that.
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26 Feb 2026
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“You like 'em?” he asks, wiggling his eyebrows, “I wanted us to match.”
And Mel nods, her heart threatening to beat out of her chest, because Frank Langdon has purple laces on his skates.
(or the ice dance partners slow burn that no one asked for)
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21 Feb 2026
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mel never expected spring break to change anything. she and her best friend trinity are just crashing in a borrowed apartment, exploring new york city, and trying to forget how close graduation actually is. but when the door opens and mel meets trinity’s older brother, something shifts. he’s not what she expected.
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19 Feb 2026
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“Nah, man, she’s a fucking legend on campus — no one can make her come!”
[or: Mel King has never cum from sex with another human being and Frank *bets* he can change that]
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18 Feb 2026
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Frank felt a little guilty about leaving Penny with Mel, but Mel insisted it was fine, and since she had a way of making him believe things he probably shouldn't, he stopped checking his phone halfway through the monster truck rally and tried to relish in his one-on-one time with Tanner. If nothing else, he trusted that she would call him if she needed something... and also that she wouldn’t need something to begin with. She was good with all kids, but she was especially good with his kids, and Penny loved her; Penny probably loved Mel almost as much as she loved Frank and Abby. Besides, they had access to three massive buckets of toys and Disney's entire film catalogue. It was going to be fine. He had nothing to worry about. And for a few hours, he stopped worrying.
That was before Mel didn’t answer three of his calls.
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18 Feb 2026