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"Hale & Daughters Funeral Home," Derek says dully.
"Oh ho! And which daughter are you?"
Derek casts his eyes up to the ceiling. It's going to be one of those calls.
(In which Derek is a bored secretary, Stiles is a baker who may or may not have ulterior motives, and there are entirely too many macaroons.)
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04 Jun 2023
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Derek is going to be huge, they all say so. And if Derek is huge, then Stiles is huge, but the problem is, they may not be huge in the same way.
See, Derek will be a beloved superstar who wins games and takes his team the Super Bowl, and he’s hot and sexy and everybody wants him and wants to be around him, and they’ll put him in the Hall of Fame.
But Stiles will be considered Derek’s dead weight. He will famously be the one sabotaging his career by being gay, by making Derek think he likes boys, too, ruining the sport by bringing his sexuality into it. Stiles doesn’t know if Derek realizes this, yet, but Stiles can already see it happening.
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- Part 3 of Down by Contact
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03 Sep 2022
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Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me a Match by DancingLassie
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
21 Dec 2021
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The last thing Vesemir expected when he broke his hip (caused by slipping in his kitchen, of all things) was to meet the future love of Geralt’s life. Now all he had to do was subtly convince Geralt and Jaskier of the fact.
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- Part 1 of Matchmaker
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- 8/8
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10 Apr 2022
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They set out from Kaer Morhen together, planning to stay ahead of anyone who might be looking for Ciri and to look for answers about why Nilfgaard is searching for her. It's an odd party: a witcher, a sorceress, a princess... and a bard.
There are untold threats after them, the wilds are a dangerous place, and there is something seriously weird going on between Geralt and Jaskier.
It's starting to look like, despite everything that's happened to her lately, Ciri's managed to stumble her way into a family. Now they've just got to keep each other safe.
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09 Apr 2022
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Stiles puts his face in his hands and grits his teeth. “I hate that fucking guy,” he says, and he does. He does, he does, he does.
And what he hates the absolute most about him, more than anything else, is how much he doesn’t.
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- Part 2 of Down by Contact
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18 Jan 2022
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Stiles knows he is good at his job. He can lie and seduce and con with the best of them. Don't get him wrong—under no circumstances did he expect this to be an easy mission. Derek Hale, though. Derek Hale might just ruin him. Utterly and completely ruin him.
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17 Jan 2022
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“Besides, if this was a rom com then that special someone that’ll show me how to love again should be walking into my life right about now.” Because really, three years.
Stiles spreads his arms wide open and gives him a ‘duh’ look. Derek doesn’t think he’s laughed so hard in a while. “Aw, come on! I can totally fill that role,” he says as he quickly moves to the couch, dropping really close to where Derek is sitting. “I’m the quirky, average looking, good guy. I can totally mend your broken heart.” And Stiles poking at his chest with his index finger is completely unnecessary. Also, ouch.
“If by quirky you mean annoying and by good guy you mean asshole, sure.”
In which Stiles likes to spend his Saturday mornings after a crappy hook-up (read: all) babbling about his personal struggles to a reluctant, grumpy barista. And Derek’s people skills are just fine.
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28 Nov 2021
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Derek waits until the door is shut behind him before he turns around. He holds out his hand, plants his ‘if you’re not weird about it, I won’t be’ smile on his face and says, “Nice to meet you, Stiles. I’m Michael. What kind of a good time are you looking for tonight?”
Or, the hooker!Derek fic of my id.
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03 Oct 2021
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Stiles is working in the basement of the Library of Congress and is feeling his social skills quickly deteriorate. Then along comes a new librarian working at Circulation who is most definitely a male model. Maybe its time to start re-socializing.
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19 Aug 2021
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Derek Hale moved to Beacon Hills to be alone.
He had finally found a place where he fit - a place that fit him.But it was all too good to be true…
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13 Aug 2021
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There are less torturous things than to live under the same roof with Derek Hale (and his entire family) - it's just that Stiles can't think of any right now.
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10 Aug 2021
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The summer before high school starts, and all Stiles wants to do is hang out with Scott and work on his plan to win over Lydia.
But then Scott's brother, Derek, becomes an accidental distraction.
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- Part 1 of See and Touch
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10 Aug 2021
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Derek answers his phone on the second ring. “What.” No inflection whatsoever.
“Does the ‘S’ in your middle name stand for Sexy?”
Silence. Then, “Stiles.” Still no inflection.
“I doubt it stands for Stiles, dude. There can only be one,” he answers in a kick-ass impersonation of The Kurgan. “But tell me it isn’t, like, Sawyer or Skylar or something equally new-age and white-boy contemporary.”
“How did you get my number?”
OR: 5 times Stiles guesses Derek's middle name +1 time he knows.
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15 Jul 2021
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This person, this insane gallery obsessed vandal has been making a mockery of Derek for too long.
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02 Jun 2021
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Derek scowls.
Or, the one that was supposed to be every item on the Sterek bingo chart and ended up being a Derek manpain feels jamboree.
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29 May 2021
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Stiles sighs through his nose and takes a couple of steps away, to the other side of the alley where there’s a brick wall and a dumpster, and not much else. “Well, sure, okay, but what are you suggesting? That we load up the car and go off in search of someplace she’s only maybe, possibly been?”
This is a ludicrous idea, of course it is, but when Stiles looks at Derek, he can tell that this, this absolutely absurd suggestion, is exactly what Derek thinks. It is exactly what he came here to ask Stiles to do. “I’ve traced her scent to the next town over, so I have a start.”
“Oh, Christ, Derek,” Stiles practically finishes his beer in one go, downing it quickly, because he needs that alcohol in his system if he’s really going to entertain this idea. “You realize that would be days, possibly weeks of being in a car alone with me? Me. Derek, me. Stiles Stilinski. A witch.”
Derek’s jaw is set, his eyes intense, his shoulders taught with tension. “Yeah. I have weighed the pros and cons of this.”
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27 May 2021
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Lydia looks over her shoulder to look at Derek Hale again, then back to him. “He’s an asshole, you know.”
“You think I don’t know that?” Stiles is confused, furrowing his brow. “I’ve only spent the last ten years of my life fighting with him.”
“Yeah, but, I mean, he’s an asshole,” she draws the word out nice and long, as if it takes on a different meaning depending on exactly how she says it. “No one who has ever dated or hooked up with that guy has ever had anything nice to say about him after the fact.”
“What do I care about that?”
She looks at him. It’s that all-knowing, all-seeing gaze, like the eye of Mordor. Stiles feels tiny under its wrath, so he looks away and stares down at his beer can, traces the design with his thumb. “I know you, Stiles Stilinski.”
“Not really. We only dated for, like, five months.”
With a snort, totally uncharacteristic of her and something she would never do sober, she rolls her eyes. “Gee, I wonder why.”
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- Part 1 of Down by Contact
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26 May 2021
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"You really like like him, don't you?"
Stiles wrinkles his nose, "God, what are you, twelve? I don't like like him. We sleep together sometimes and I studied on his couch for a few hours once. That's it."
"You should tell him you have feelings for him," Scott continues, blatantly ignoring what Stiles is saying. "It'll probably solve a whole lot of problems. Then you can just sleep together and hang out while not sleeping together without it being awkward. Also, I won't have to listen to months of your moping."
(Or: Stiles is a grad student who spends far too much money on coffee at Derek's shop. They also fuck occasionally.)
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09 May 2021
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“Everyone thinks their dick is great, Stiles. You’re the only one who can’t seem to keep your hands off yours.”
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04 May 2021
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I Hate You a Little, a Lot, Passionately, Not at All by YouRunWithTheWolves
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
08 Jul 2013
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Laura has a brother. He's a dick. So Laura gets herself a best friend.
He's also a dick.
or, Laura finds a new roommate to replace Isaac and Derek is ecstatic.
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- Part 1 of Tough Love
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- 26,083
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- 6/6
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27 Apr 2021