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"Hale & Daughters Funeral Home," Derek says dully.
"Oh ho! And which daughter are you?"
Derek casts his eyes up to the ceiling. It's going to be one of those calls.
(In which Derek is a bored secretary, Stiles is a baker who may or may not have ulterior motives, and there are entirely too many macaroons.)
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04 Jun 2023
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Derek is going to be huge, they all say so. And if Derek is huge, then Stiles is huge, but the problem is, they may not be huge in the same way.
See, Derek will be a beloved superstar who wins games and takes his team the Super Bowl, and he’s hot and sexy and everybody wants him and wants to be around him, and they’ll put him in the Hall of Fame.
But Stiles will be considered Derek’s dead weight. He will famously be the one sabotaging his career by being gay, by making Derek think he likes boys, too, ruining the sport by bringing his sexuality into it. Stiles doesn’t know if Derek realizes this, yet, but Stiles can already see it happening.
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- Part 3 of Down by Contact
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03 Sep 2022
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Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me a Match by DancingLassie
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
21 Dec 2021
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The last thing Vesemir expected when he broke his hip (caused by slipping in his kitchen, of all things) was to meet the future love of Geralt’s life. Now all he had to do was subtly convince Geralt and Jaskier of the fact.
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- Part 1 of Matchmaker
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10 Apr 2022
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They set out from Kaer Morhen together, planning to stay ahead of anyone who might be looking for Ciri and to look for answers about why Nilfgaard is searching for her. It's an odd party: a witcher, a sorceress, a princess... and a bard.
There are untold threats after them, the wilds are a dangerous place, and there is something seriously weird going on between Geralt and Jaskier.
It's starting to look like, despite everything that's happened to her lately, Ciri's managed to stumble her way into a family. Now they've just got to keep each other safe.
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09 Apr 2022
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Stiles puts his face in his hands and grits his teeth. “I hate that fucking guy,” he says, and he does. He does, he does, he does.
And what he hates the absolute most about him, more than anything else, is how much he doesn’t.
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- Part 2 of Down by Contact
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18 Jan 2022