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Under Pressure by mayflowersinapril (iamnotgroot) for SadaVeniren
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
26 Oct 2025
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Sometimes Louis likes to make Harry beg.
I have come in here after getting possessed by the devil, specifically The Devil Wears Prada AU by SadaVeniren.
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【授翻】香草妈妈理论（已完结） by 3Liquids
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Jan 2026
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>>>This is a translation of The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower<<<
简介：
网友们确信Ilya Rozanov绝对、一定、百分百正在泡Hollander。
网上有照片实锤，多位目击者，同一个咖啡馆中分享的Ins story，以及此男在Hollander的住处过夜。
这是NHL历史上最传奇的征服：勾引对手的辣妈来证明你的统治地位。这个说法只有一个小问题：Ilya确实在泡一个Hollander，好吧？就……不是那一个。
又或：实际上Ilya男朋友的母亲一直尝试领养他，互联网舆论一直在往最坏的方向猜，Shane Hollander经历了他人生中最糟糕的一个月——至少在他把冰球界搅得天翻地覆以前。Summary:
The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.
It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.
Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.
最后：读完这个心痒痒的忍不住开动了🤤第一次做同人自翻译请大家品尝！由于原文有比较多引用帖子形式的描写，这部分会采取比较网感的措辞，争取让大家如同刷推般看热闹（）由于是纯手打所以文章不可避免地有相当程度的意译，欢迎捉虫和建议！
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It Feels Like Coming Home by Cornflower_Cowboy
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Black Widow (Movie 2021), Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
24 Jul 2022
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In which Steve’s home becomes a home to others.
Steve and Bucky get an old farmhouse from the Howling Commandoes and Peggy and begin to fix it up. Along the way, new and old friends come and go, all finding refuge, love and safety in the farmhouse. OR the slice of life gen fic with retired army captain Steve. -
Thirty-three Kisses and Counting by osprey_archer for torch
Fandoms: Macdonald Hall - Gordon Korman
18 Dec 2011
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Bruno pulled a wounded face. "Do I need a reason to make out with my best friend?" he asked. Bruno bet Cathy he could kiss more MacDonald Hall boys than she could. Boots is not pleased.
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Bookmarked by iamnotgroot
05 Oct 2025
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Absolute blast from the past. This story made me feel 10 years old again with a dash of romance on top.
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Hail Mary Counter @hailmarytracker · 12 hrs
Days since last contact with Hail Mary: 9,716
🗨 1 ⇄ 2 ♡ 5It's been nearly 27 years since the Hail Mary departed. When the ISS detects a signal in the far off solar system, hope begins to grow, even as mysteries start to unravel and the universe becomes a little smaller.
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second-hand (adj., adv.) [not gradable] (also: second-hand) /’sek·ənd’hænd/ - not new; owned by someone else before
A couple of years after losing Harry, Louis stumbles upon Wade Wilson. It’s too tempting to not fall for someone who can never die, and they make it work. Haunted by his past, Wade struggles to sleep. Louis decides to help his partner out, which leads to opening the can of secrets that Wade has been stubbornly keeping locked away.
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Louis is a twenty-three years old, soon-to-be Columbia University graduate with a loving boyfriend, wonderful friends, two kinds of reputations, and a suit so tight it’s nigh inappropriate. Harry is a twenty-three AWOL.
Bookmarked by iamnotgroot
05 Oct 2025
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Storing it under fics that make me loose my sanity. Always a fav.