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Shane Hollander met Ilya Rozanov when he was five years old. Everyone was surprised that Shane Hollander's closest friend was Ilya Rozanov, despite being his biggest competition on ice. Oh, and pretty much everyone thinks they're dating. Except they're really not.
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11 Feb 2026
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Ilya Rozanov is committed to his crime-less husband and also has a husband-less crime to commit. The crime is murder. The husband is apparently more on board with murder than expected.
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shane: ilya give me the gun.
ilya: well i'm not scared but i'm Definitely Horny
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11 Feb 2026
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Shane wakes up on Tuesday at 5:26 AM on game day in Boston, four minutes before his alarm goes off. Shane wants it to be Wednesday. But no matter what, Shane wakes up on Tuesday at 5:26 AM on game day in Boston, four minutes before his alarm goes off.
”Fuck,” he croaks. “Fuck, fuck, fuck.”
Chapter 1: Shane wakes up on the same Tuesday over and over again after leaving Rozanov in a rush. Tuesday is his second least favourite day of the week, so he's not really happy about it.
Chapter 2: Ilya notices Shane acts strangely. He just never remembers.
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05 Feb 2026
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Jane
Are you sure you should be tweeting stuff like that?
People are going to work out that’s your burner account sooner or later.Lily
Awww
You are looking at my tweets
I knew you thought they were funny/
Hollanov has triumphed over Shayden in Heated Rivalry's in-universe hockey RPF fandom- but Ilya's still using his burner account, and still a menace
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- Part 2 of Twitter menace Ilya Rozanov
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05 Feb 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 6 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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02 Feb 2026