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The twins, nearing three, had no idea they were being abused for work and it’s not like their parents cared that much either. In the future they would come to fully realize just how fucked that had been, but at the time they were too young to protest, they hadn’t even said their first word yet.
Unfortunately for both Techno and Wilbur they would not think twice of this abuse until later. What's more, they would not come to truly appreciate Phil for the saving grace that he was until even later.
The twins are child stars, abused and overworked. Their decades long venture into stardom is littered with a small handful of very brief but very significant meetings with Phil, the only person in their lives who cared enough to like them for who they were.
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- Part 1 of The Glare Of The Spotlight
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A Con Artist, A Mafia Boss, An Arsonist, A Hitman and A Delinquent Cause A Scene Outside Of A Bar by hyperbolic
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
05 Dec 2022
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Kristin needs a mortgage for her money laundering scheme.
Phil wants alibis who won’t ask any questions.
Wilbur needs a landlord that will overlook his felonies.
Techno requires a good washer and dryer that can clean blood easily.
Tommy wishes CPS would get off his ass.
Each with their own agendas, flaws and secrets, these five are pushed with the common goal of needing to come together as a family in order to evade the law.
Or: SBI need to pretend to be a family in order to avoid the police's suspicions.
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- Part 1 of A Con Artist Universe
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Millennials Are Killing The Adulting Industry by hyperbolic
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
11 Oct 2022
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Phil and Kristin do their best to parent an arsonist, a hitman and a delinquent. What starts out as just another mindless responsibility becomes so much more. Damn these kids and their charming ways!
The B-plot of A Con Artist, A Mafia Boss, An Arsonist, A Hitman and A Delinquent Cause A Scene Outside Of A Bar
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- Part 2 of A Con Artist Universe
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Earth To Earth, Ashes To Ashes, Dust To Dust by hyperbolic
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), 아빠 나 이 결혼 안 할래요! | Father I Don't Want this Marriage (Webcomic)
11 Jul 2022
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He doesn't feel like he has won, he doesn't feel like he gets the last laugh. Taking one's own life, cowardly or brave? he had asked himself.
He knows now, after awful firsthand experience, that this is not courageous at all, it's just pathetic.
Theseus, his namesake, would be ashamed to share such a powerful name with Tommy.
He is no hero, he's pitiful.His body begins to give up on him, it's a slow process, the pain is enough to make him black out and yet all he thinks is how he regrets his worthless existence.
If only he could have done things a little differently.
Theseus is framed and thought to have attempted to poison Dream, the next in line for the throne. Abandoned by his family, who all think he’s guilty, Tommy is left to rot in the dungeons.
With a heavy heart he takes his own life only to wake up a year before his death.
He will not go down without a fight, not this time.