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some things don't work (some things are bound to be) by SilverLiningShadows
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Dec 2020
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Karkat's such an asshole.
He's your best bro, but sometimes when he's screaming about some shit Vriska said to him you can't help but want to flip off the couch and hit your head on the floor so you don't have to hear any more of his bullshit.
You do usually find it amusing, however.
Sometimes you antagonize him on purpose, and you sit there while he spews angry nonsense into your glasses. You rotate between keeping a completely neutral expression and a smirk, but the smirk produces the more entertaining rants, so you favor it. You just watch him as he riles himself up and you can't help but feel some weird sense of right in the whole situation.
You're not sure what the fuck is up with that.
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18 Feb 2026
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In ONE PARTICULAR TIMELINE, detached from many similar ones, an aspiring divorcee stands by his baby's cradle and attempts to hatch an escape plan with some aid from the ghost of his long-deceased boyfriend. He's not exactly helpful.
SOMEWHERE ELSE ENTIRELY, Dirk Strider is overcame by the nagging feeling his splinters may be getting a little out of hand and far too into his head, when he gets a booty call.
One timeline is Epilogues-Compliant, another Epilogues-Divergent.
(Works originally posted march-jun last year, indexed for ease of search and accessibility. PICK-YOUR-OWN-FIC etc)
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14 Feb 2026
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5 times Robert hid behind someone and one time he didn't by milk_bread_15
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
19 Jan 2026
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After that night when Robert revealed himself as Mecha Man to the team and Golem had used his body to protect him from Flambae’s rage, a little habit had started to develop.
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- Part 1 of Dispatch fics
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10 Feb 2026
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stranger's hands wrapped round my sickly spine by cowboyapologist
Fandoms: Moon Knight (TV 2022)
08 Sep 2023
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Steven has been suffering from a psychogenic fever for a while, now. The stress of it all, compounding, has driven Marc to go MIA, and as their fever spikes dangerously, Steven finds that Marc won't let him sleep it off.
Or... maybe that's not Marc.
[day 8- persistent fever]
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- Part 5 of sicktember '23
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09 Feb 2026
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Chad leans over, then reaches down to pop the trunk open. The cargo stops struggling. He reaches one hand out and a flame ignites on it, enveloping it like a torch.
He grins. "We meet again, Mecha Man."
Mecha Man, too busy being gagged so tightly it'll leave rug burn at the corners of his mouth, doesn't dignify him with a response beyond a glare so heated it could melt ice.
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27 Jan 2026