hpdm4ever
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- Men's Football RPF (105)
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You’re Only 37 Once, You Know by hpdm4ever, MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
29 Jun 2024
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And sure, some would say that the days when he could run for hours and contort himself into all sorts of athletic positions in the air to score are gone. But that doesn't mean he can't still completely bamboozle defenders with a drop of the shoulder, or deliver a bullet header so hard it nearly breaks the net. He can still bulldoze through a wall of players trying to stop him, hip-check one, and send another spinning the other way.
And if it's *Leo* passing him the ball??
Luis is not so decrepit that he can't score a couple of absolute bangers in MLS with Leo feeding him.
And he's still good at a few other things too--if the way Leo's moaning into his neck is anything to go by.
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- Part 9 of Leo + Luis (After Neymar)
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Luis Suárez was undoubtedly Miami's second biggest star and that came with the fans and the press and the unrelenting attention of the world, but he wasn't Lionel Messi.
And it was Lionel Messi who Yassine was there to protect.
Luis hadn't seemed to have a problem with that, had grinned toothily at Yassine and seemed to pleasantly agree before turning to greet some other club officials. Yassine had been glad they were on the same page, because the last thing he wanted was some asshole with a misplaced sense of self importance making his job any more difficult than it had to be.
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- Part 8 of Leo + Luis (After Neymar)
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His eyes are wandering amongst the bare skin--truthfully to admire the ink of his new teammates more than anything else--and they pause on Messi. There's a half second where Arturo notes the truly awful portrait on the upper back before his eyes slide downward as if magnetized, to appreciatively contemplate a gorgeous ass.
Leo's wearing black briefs, so it's not as vulgar as it sounds, though Arturo quickly moves his gaze upward so he doesn't get caught ogling his new teammate. That's really when he notices. There are tiny smudges painted on Leo's hips on either side--dark blue and purple splotches all in a row--and Arturo narrows his eyes in thought as he wonders why Leo would choose that sort of tattoo. He's counting them, noting five on each side, when it occurs to him that they're not actually tattoos: they're bruises.
And if Arturo doesn't miss his guess, they're from fingers.
Someone gripped Leo's hips hard enough to leave bruises, and Arturo's no idiot.
Those kind of marks are only from getting fucked.
Series
- Part 4 of Leo + Luis (After Neymar)
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Sometimes Words Aren't Enough by hpdm4ever, MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
Fandoms: Football RPF, Men's Football RPF
03 Mar 2024
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He and Leo have always been very cordial. Their relationship is as good as one that a goalie and a forward from an opposing team can have. Joe respects Leo's immense ability, as well as the fact that Leo never intentionally tries to hurt him when they play. He wishes he could say the same for some of the other strikers he's up against. And Leo has always been very complimentary of Joe's skills, both in the little moments after the game when they exchange pleasantries, as well as when he's interviewed.
But that little bit of small talk doesn't explain why Leo's here.
In his hotel room.
Alone.
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I'm a Monster No Good Blood Sucker by hpdm4ever, MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever) for yulin
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
03 Mar 2024
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"I said I was a monster," Leo says. "Did I not?" He skims his eyes up Cristiano, lets them swirl red for an instant, this time vividly, before the inky blackness comes back. "But then again, I'm not the only one."
Recent series
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Leo + Luis (After Neymar) by hpdm4ever, MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
Fandom Football RPF, Men's Football RPF
29 Jun 2024
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Leo and Luis throughout the seasons.
The earlier stories were a possible attempt to find a third person to theoretically join Leo/Luis in their relationship, however by the time I actually finished those fics the person I had in mind was no longer really at Barcelona lol. Each time!
While I believe these all to be linked and in the same series, they can all stand on their own and it is not necessary to read them all or in order with the exception of "Maybe I'm Enough" coming first.
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- 9
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Ramessi 2019- by hpdm4ever, MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
Fandom Football RPF, Men's Football RPF
06 Apr 2020
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Ramos finds out Messi hasn't been with Cristiano in months. Things go from there.
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- 7
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- 43
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Leo + Kun by hpdm4ever, MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
Fandom Football RPF, Men's Football RPF
25 Mar 2015
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Leo's Barcelona playing Kun's Manchester City in the Champions League. No matter the winner, someone's going to need comforting.
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- 5,155
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- 2
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David + Leo by hpdm4ever, MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
Fandom Football RPF, Men's Football RPF
14 Dec 2016
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David Villa gives Leo a massage to help with a back injury. And he can't help himself... but Leo doesn't seem to mind.
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Waiter!Leo by hpdm4ever, MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
Fandom Football RPF, Men's Football RPF
06 Aug 2015
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Currently just the one fic. But I have a bunch of material for the sequel if I could just find the time to write it.
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- 5,522
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- 1
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The Game Plan by FestiveFerret, pouringinsheets
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Dec 2022
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Shane Hollander is the number two overall NHL draft pick and a newly minted Montreal Voyageur. He’s also laser focused on his goals: being the best by beating the best. For him, this means a continued rivalry with number one draft pick—and new Ottawa Centaur—Ilya Rozanov. But when a problem with Rozanov’s immigration paperwork threatens his future in the NHL, what does that mean for Shane’s own career? He can’t risk finding out…so they get married. Just for immigration. A fast, practical, mutually beneficial solution.
No one will ever suspect, let alone find out, that the NHL’s greatest rivals are secretly married. And there’s certainly no risk of feelings getting involved. They have a game plan.
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Bookmarked by MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
09 Feb 2026
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“I’m right here. And you are okay, and you are safe, and healthy, and you are at home, yes? It is quiet, and nobody is there, nobody is bothering you. And the world is full of stupid idiots, but you are not one of them. And I am here. When you need me, I am here.”
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or: The whole world thinks Shane is gay because of some stupid internet rumors, and he doesn't even have to confirm it. He's losing control of his entire life and he needs somewhere to put what little he does have.
Ilya has open hands.
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Bookmarked by MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
08 Feb 2026
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Shane Hollander was a Voyageur for ten years. Now he's a Centaur, a husband, and the new guy on a team captained by the man he married. As training camp begins, Shane must navigate a new system, a new locker room, and the terrifying question of who he is when everything that defined him has changed — except the six-foot-three Russian who's loved him since they were seventeen and won't let him forget it.
Bookmarked by MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
08 Feb 2026
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When the unsentimental financial imperative of the NHL sees Shane traded to the Boston Raiders, he and Ilya are thrown into closer extended proximity than ever before. As they adjust to life as teammates, they are forced to contend with the nature of their relationship -and must answer for themselves: is it even a relationship at all?
____Sliding down the wall, Shane hunched over his untied sneakers, shoved on hastily when Coach had called him in for a meeting after morning skate.
“Boston wanted you specifically. I’ve already spoken to their GM. You’re flying this evening or tomorrow morning: I’ll confirm once the paperwork clears.”
“Mom,” Shane managed.
“Oh sweetie. I know, okay. Those fuckers, how dare they do this! Two fucking cups! Now all of a sudden they decide they want a reset and you’re going to fund it.”
Shane put his head between his knees and tried to breathe. God, Boston. They hated him there; it was so far away; he was fucking their captain.
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Bookmarked by MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
07 Feb 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
Series
- Part 6 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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Bookmarked by MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
06 Feb 2026