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sugar & spice & everything nice by feyre-child (howlingcapatincommando) for psychiatryandpoetry
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
22 Dec 2025
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once again as in olden days by feyre-child (howlingcapatincommando) for TheTeaQueen
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
19 Dec 2025
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On a bitterly cold and snowy December night, Cassian, fresh out of postwar Japan and desperate for a little peace, finds solace in a familiar bar. He’s just looking for some quiet and some safety; he’s not expecting to be knocked senseless by the woman who comes in like hell on heels.
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never shall we die by feyre-child (howlingcapatincommando)
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
06 Jul 2024
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"I make a point of remembering those whose lives I take."
"Are there so many to remember?"
His mouth widens into a full smile that chills her to the backbone. "I was slaughtering on the sea while you were taking tea with your governess, darling."
She clenches her fists in her skirts, trying to stop trembling. "Feyre."
He bows elaborately -- he keeps his balance on the tiny, tilted, swaying deck easily, while she's wobbly-kneed and leaning heavily on the railing to stay upright. "Rhysand, Pirate Lord of the Night Seas."
She scoffs. "I'll tell the devil it was you who sent me."
"Do." A smirk lights his face. "That bastard owes me a favour."
She says nothing, and the grin faces, replaced with a careful, calculating expression. "Well, Feyre, how would you like to die?"
Crossing the seas to rejoin their father, the Archeron sisters are kidnapped from their ship by the Pirate Lord Rhysand, his spymaster, and his warlord — why, and what he wants from them, they don’t know. But survival, for each of them, will cost more than they can ever imagine.
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come a lil bit closer (you're my kinda man) by feyre-child (howlingcapatincommando)
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
10 Jan 2024
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When the summer gets too hot for comfort, the only thing for it is a pool party...with some very pretty boys.
or, Elain in her hot girl summer era, and Vassa encouraging every minute of it.
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my true love gave to me... by feyre-child (howlingcapatincommando), howlingcapatincommando for wilde_knight
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
03 Dec 2023
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Dear Elain (the note reads),
I know it’s not Christmas yet; you have very strict rules about when Christmas begins, after all. But consider this the first of twelve presents coming to you, from today until Christmas Eve. If anyone deserves to have the holiday properly celebrated, it’s you.
Xx A Secret Admirer
Or, the story of how Elain is wooed for four weeks by a secret admirer, and finds herself torn between the mysterious stranger who becomes more and more dear to her by the day, and the friend she's been half in love with for almost a year. How could she ever choose between them?
My Secret Santa gift for Tara (@wilde_knight).
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“You’re soliciting me, aren’t you?” Ben set his whiskey sour down. The girl scowled, as if she had hoped he would play along, speaking in innuendo. Her flush was so pretty he couldn’t help teasing. “Ah, you are. Why me?”
“You’ve had four whiskey sours and a sad look on your face all night.”Bookmarked by howlingcapatincommando
19 Feb 2026
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Draco finally caved and bought one of those muggle telephones everyone is going on about, though he doesn’t quite understand how it works yet.
A social media AU.
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04 Feb 2026
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It’s the height of summer - sticky, sweltering, scorching. Hermione is two sweat ruined vest tops away from making a blood oath to Circe to bring forth a rainstorm.
Draco comes up with a rather unorthodox method of cooling her down.
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04 Feb 2026
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As she looked around her living room - at the green velvet ottoman she didn't remember purchasing, the 14th century Wizarding texts on her bookshelf, the hideous and obnoxiously ostentatious grandfather clock that could only belong to a Malfoy - she pictured the toothbrush next to hers on her bathroom counter, the old Slytherin quidditch jersey she regularly tripped over in her bedroom, and the mint chocolate chip ice cream in her freezer - a flavour she abhorred, but that a particular, pale, pointy faced aristocrat sat across from her had a tragic fondness for.
Her chest burning, as if she drank a barrel of bubotuber pus, Hermione turned to him with narrowed, accusing eyes. "Malfoy...are we dating?"
If there's one thing Hermione Granger knows, it's that she simply doesn't have time to date. Draco decides to date her, anyway.
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- Part 1 of Grandfather Clocks and Ginger Biscuits
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03 Feb 2026
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James and Lily hop on an airplane
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02 Feb 2026