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That time everyone thought Ilya Rozanov was dating his boyfriend's mom by icantturnthisthingoff
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Feb 2026
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katrina @katisnowacensfan
ilya rozanov saw me tweet that signing to the cens is the most indefensible thing he's ever done, said "hold my vodka" and started fucking his arch-rivals MOM. ily roz but you're stressing me out and we're barely halfway through the season.
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Someone takes a photo of Ilya and Yuna shopping for art and the internet runs with it.
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16 Feb 2026
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Hi Mr. Hayden,
We’re pretty sure you’ve never noticed, so you might find this funny. Over the years, a few of us have been piecing together the Rozanov-Hollander saga from your fanmails.
In mine, Ilya Rozanov was chatting in Russian in the background saying some very colorful things about someone's something.
For a second, I actually wondered if he was your secret lover. But at this point, aren’t we all just second-guessing?
or: Hayden Pike finally realizes he never actually double-checked any of his videos
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16 Feb 2026
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Team Canada is undefeated, the Olympic Village is buzzing, and Shane Hollander just wants to focus on hockey.
Unfortunately, his husband has discovered capitalism.
When the Olympic Committee announces a condom shortage across the Village, Shane assumes it’s just another chaotic headline in an already surreal tournament. What he does not expect is to discover that Ilya Rozanov has been quietly selling their unused “complimentary health supplies” to stressed-out rookies and possibly half the international athletes...for five euros each.
+ additional drawing!
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15 Feb 2026
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The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.
They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.
It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.
Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.
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11 Feb 2026
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yūgen / yoo-ghen / n. 幽玄 [japanese]
an awareness of the universe that triggers emotional responses too deep and mysterious for words.-----
"Nams? I'm back."
"He's taking a nap," an unfamiliar voice returns, and Yoongi freezes in his tracks. "But it's been an hour, so he'll be up soon— Mr. Kim rarely sleeps past one REM cycle."
Mr. Kim? Turning around, Yoongi stares dubiously at the stranger in his and Namjoon's living room. "And you are?"
"Sorry, that was rude of me." Approaching him, the man holds out a hand. "Park Jimin," he introduces himself with a soft smile, dressed down in a sweater and tracks; he still somehow looks like he could be coming off a magazine cover. "You must be his best friend and roommate. I'm Mr. Kim's new live-in personal assistant; it's a pleasure to meet you."
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18 Jan 2026