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a little hell by shatteredhourglass for GreyishBlue
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics)
29 Feb 2020
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The clunky purple hearing aids are new, as are the sweeping, intricate patterns of black and purple ink escaping from under the rolled sleeves of his flannel, but it’s still him. Bucky could identity that soft mess of blond hair in his dreams - does, sometimes, his subconscious remembering that familiar lanky walk and off-kilter smile.
As Bucky stares he catches the belt loop of the girl’s jeans and tugs gently so she’s not in Tony’s face. She rolls her eyes but obeys with an air that suggests she’s just humouring him. A second later he turns and his eyes meet Bucky’s. His lips tilt up into a ghost of a smile, the smile Bucky’s been thinking about for the last two years.
He turns around so he doesn’t have to look.
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22 Dec 2025
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Everything, for the rest of the night, is just natural. They naturally head back into Stiles’ room, where Stiles naturally hands Lydia a Beacon Hills lacrosse t-shirt with his name stamped onto the back. It’s natural when Lydia steals Stiles’ hairbrush and he asks her if he can help her, and he does, tracing it as gently as he can over the silky strands that are dripping water onto his plaid comforter.
And when Lydia falls asleep buried under Stiles’ duvet, folded inside of his arms, that’s the most natural thing they’ve ever done.
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18 Aug 2025
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Fairly Local by pkrosche for gremlins-came-and-got-me (Scared_Beings_in_the_Dark)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
25 Nov 2024
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It's been a few weeks since Derek's return to Beacon Hills when he collapses in his kitchen. He's never been to an ER before and never thrown up so many times in his life or felt too horrible for more than the time it takes a wound to heal.
Luckily, the hot young doctor doesn't seem to mind that he also flirts when he gets nervous.
All in all not the best way to spend his first month back in California. But it could be the start of something new.
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08 Aug 2025
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In my defense, I was imagining a robot uprising by maukree for Lammydng
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
24 Jul 2025
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The blur in front of him sharpens.
It’s human-shaped, that blur. Then face-shaped. Then—oh—hot-face-shaped, with a five-o’clock shadow, long-ish hair, and seriously blue eyes. And, fuck. That jaw.
Peter… knows that jaw? He also knows the metal arm, although it’s not the one he caught in Germany. It was different when that happened—the first time Peter had worked with Mr. Stark, and also had his first ‘Do I like dick? I might like dick’ revelation. Jesus, it was so long ago, and what a truly fucked-up day to reconnect with a blast from his pubescent sexual confusion.
Peter attempts to get up, gets very softly pushed back down with a frown, opens his stupid mouth, and, still a lot out of it, lets this slip past his filter:
“In my defense, I was imagining a robot uprising.”
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01 Aug 2025
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A World Remembered by orphan_account, Winchesterek for venomrebel
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
10 May 2016
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Nearly twenty years after The Sickness hit, Derek returns to Beacon Hills where he finds a settlement run by an Alpha from his past.
Stiles and his pack take Derek into their territory, welcoming him home.
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24 Jul 2025
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(For the Time Travel AU square)
The first time Peter meets the newly appointed Argent family head, he’s twelve and he shouldn’t even be there. He leaves the meeting chastised, punished for a month and nursing a crush the size of Mexico. It only goes downhill from there for a long time before it doesn't.
Kate and Chris don't know what to think about their new guardian, but the moment he burns Gerard’s cane to cinders, it's clear that things won’t ever be the same with Stiles Argent in their lives.
*Please, do not link or repost on other sites without consent.*
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- Part 1 of Teen Wolf Bingo
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23 Jul 2025
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“Hey,” Derek breathes out, the stress of his day already melting as Stiles’ thumb brushes over his scruffy cheek. “What’s all this for?” he asks, glancing to the tub.
Stiles shrugs, pushing off Derek’s clothes until they pool around his ankles before tugging Derek along by his hand, guiding him into the bath. The water bites and Derek sinks in gratefully, the heat pressing around him like July.
“Because I love you,” Stiles answers, his hand pushing on Derek’s chest, forcing him to lean back. Derek allows it, keeping his head above water, the surrounding bubbles popping in his ears as he rests against the curved back. “And because you deserve it.”
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23 Jul 2025
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He wandered down the hallway towards room 605 and rapped gently on the door, folding his hands politely in front of him and pasting on his ‘work smile.’ It was almost a smirk but not quite. He intentionally softened the expression in his eyes. When he’d started, some of the clients had said he was ‘intimidating.’ Now, though, Theo knew how to make himself seem small and non-threatening.
The entire facade fell to pieces, though, when the hotel room door swung open to reveal none other than a scruffy, exhausted looking Stiles Stilinski.
Instead of his usual introduction of, “Hi, my name is Theo, I think you were expecting me?” followed by a wink, the first words out of his mouth were, “You look like shit.”
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23 Jul 2025
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Stiles is a creature of obsessions. He fixates until the subject of his single-minded focus has lost its novelty, has been replaced by a different obsession, or it traumatizes him enough to make him let go of it naturally. It consumes his life, and it's not always a positive subject, both of which worry his dad and the McCalls to no end.
So Stiles watches. He yearns. He lusts after and fantasizes about the blond werewolf that has returned from London years after high school.
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22 Jul 2025
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The Sweetest Thing by Anonymous for
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
02 Jan 2015
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“You look good,” Bucky says, because it’s true. In the two years since he’s seen Steve, he hasn’t changed much physically, except he’s gotten rid of the glasses he used to wear all the time in exchange for contacts. Bucky’s spent days dreaming about the exact shade that Steve’s eyes are, and suddenly there they are, in all their blue and shining glory, bright as ever. Bucky swallows down the lump in his throat, and the urge to do something stupid like grab Steve by his red suspenders and kiss him.
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Now translated into Chinese here
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22 Jul 2025
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Do I wanna know? by itsmoonz_thatbastard
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
26 May 2025
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After so much tension team sends them on a blind date, with each other. And then there's a comeback plan which includes one bed and the tension gives in... boom an excuse to write smut while doing some character study
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09 Jul 2025
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any refuge found by VertigoZero
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Jun 2025
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He wasn't there at the start, is the thing. He wasn't there when they all banded together to get out of Valentina's vault, when Bob sacrificed himself for them, where their bond was forged. So it makes sense that Bob's different with him than with the rest of them. That he's subdued, reticent. Which, much to his own surprise, stings. He doesn't want to be on the outside, not this time.
(aka. Bucky and Bob get to know each other through a series of interactions and one memorable Valentina scheme)
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08 Jul 2025
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’It’s an article. One of those shitty, badly formatted click-baits and this time the headline screams at him: ’BURIED HATCHET? SUPRISING TENDERNESS ON THE BATTLE FIELD’
John chokes on his coffee.’
In which people take sneaky photos of Bucky and John post-fights. Meanwhile John’s half-way in love anyway and has a very low self-esteem, and Bucky just wants John to stop doing stupid shit. And maybe kiss him stupid.
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08 Jul 2025
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Derek coos gently and rubs the cat’s cheek, smiling when he purrs happily.
“He plays hard to get but he’s a cuddle fiend. When I get home from work, he’s all over me.”
Stiles smiles at the two of them and Derek hums in response, “Oh yeah?”. He takes a sip of his tea, notes how close they are sitting, and stretches his leg closer to Stiles’ as he sets his mug back on the table. He tracks the flick of Stiles’ tongue across his bottom lip with hungry eyes, heat pooling in his belly as desire bleeds into Stiles’ heavy gaze.
“In his defense, I would be too.”
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05 Jul 2025
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28 Jun 2025
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Would You Mind by Onyxim
Fandoms: Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
17 May 2025
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"The hell's gotten into you?" Bucky laughs, dropping his hands to Steve's hips and pulling him closer.
"You, hopefully," Steve says simply. There are fingers greedily unhooking his belt clasp. "Get your pants off."
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20 May 2025
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Politically Correct. by Katastrophi, orphan_account
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
18 Oct 2015
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Congressman James Barnes is bored out of his mind at an art Gala until a small artist changes his mind.
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10 May 2025
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The Anchor That Holds Me by SordidDetailsFollowing for maukree
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
24 Mar 2025
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Bucky’s memory was shit on the best of days, held together by routine, mission objectives, trauma and duct tape. Sometimes, it crapped out on him completely, leaving him to piece together the details of his life from context clues and observation.
He always thought fortune had a personal vendetta against him, so it was surprising to discover he’d somehow managed to snag the affections of a beautiful man with soft hair and a killer ass. Peter Parker was clearly the best thing to ever stroll into his life, so how the hell had Bucky forgotten him?
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19 Apr 2025
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Just A Spark by moonminso
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 May 2025
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A retired Bucky is struggling to integrate into a "normal" life. He just can't seem to get it right, no matter how hard he tries. His only refuge is his fishing boat, where he routinely spends weeks at a time with only himself for company. It is on one such occasion that a mysterious song emerges from the waves, and the familiar lull of mind-control awakens his latent determination to stay alive, and stay free.
A strange, fascination-fuelled truce is struck between man and beast, and Bucky soon learns that they have much more in common than anyone would suspect.
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14 Apr 2025
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Derek’s terrified of how deep and real his feelings for Stiles have gotten. It’s not just some fleeting crush or casual attraction—it’s raw, intense, and completely overwhelming. Stiles, though? He’s not scared at all. In fact, he’s the one who shows Derek there’s nothing to be afraid of, because he feels the exact same way. Stiles doesn’t just say it; he shows it, in every touch, every look, every stupid joke that makes Derek roll his eyes but secretly love him even more. Together, they figure it out—messy, complicated, and totally worth it.
Or, in other words: Stiles and Derek spend way too much time obsessing over each other, their thoughts consumed by what they want to do to each other, until they finally give in and fuck it out. And yeah, it’s more than good—it’s electric, desperate, and so fucking hot that it leaves them both breathless. But it’s not just about the sex. It’s about the way Stiles makes Derek feel seen, wanted, and alive in a way he never thought possible. And Derek? He gives Stiles something real, something solid, in a world that’s always felt a little too chaotic.
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12 Apr 2025
