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A Bat-A-Rang flies through the air, aimed between his eyes. Tim catches it and shoves it in his pocket. “Not a very warm welcome Demon Braaaa…at?”
Tim jerks to a stop at the bedroom door, mouth open.
“Drake!” Damian hisses. “Get out.”
But Tim is too busy staring at his eyes to be focusing on his words. “Are you crying?”
Or, Damian's been assigned math homework. Tim ends up involved.
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19 Feb 2026
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Alfred angles himself so he can stir the diced pancetta, sizzling away in the pan, and watch Jason at the same time. “You’ve never shared the particulars of your…missing years.”
"Yeah.” The rhythmic thunk thunk of the knife against the wood falters. “The missing years."
"I wish you would.”
Or, the one where Alfred drags the tale of Jason’s death and resurrection out of him piece by horrifying piece.
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- Part 1 of Posthumous Dialogues
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18 Feb 2026
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A Wizard’s Guide to Co-Parenting with Your Ex-Arch Nemesis by thecouchsofa for apricitydays
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Jan 2024
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Harry had expected a few things when returning for his Eighth Year. Rooming with Ron, a cheeky Firewhisky down at the pub, leaving his assignments to the last minute – those were all but certain to occur.
His list of certainties definitely hadn’t included McGonagall’s shake-up of the curriculum, which tasked the Eighth Years with the responsibility of parenthood for three weeks. Caring for a baby Transfigured from a sack of flour would have been alright if: 1) Malfoy wasn’t Harry’s assigned partner, 2) Their baby’s one goal in life wasn’t to spite Harry, and 3) Malfoy wasn’t infuriatingly good at fake parenthood.
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16 Feb 2026
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Harry’s occlumency reveals his disturbing home life which sets off a chain reaction that cannot be undone. Snape finds himself begrudgingly caring about the bespectacled boy, Harry discovers what it's like to have adults who care, and Hermione finds herself becoming an accidental crime lord. Draco Malfoy is very much along for the ride, in all senses of the word.
A ridiculous blend of hilarity and tragedy, Another Mind Game is the multi-faceted fanfiction you didn't know you wanted but will absolutely adore.
Featuring a sassy Harry Potter, good friends, and a great deal of sarcasm.
There are also ridiculous endnotes if you make it far enough. (You can do it!)
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15 Feb 2026
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DC Things I've Written [No Longer] Anonymously by Icannotthinkofapenname
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Teen Titans (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types
12 Feb 2026
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What it says on the tin.
They're not like connected or anything. Just wanted to link them together somehow when I was writing anonymously and now I’m no longer writing anonymously but uh... *shrugs*
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11 Feb 2026