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Edging Professor Pankratz by Chlorokin for Neanderthal_Scientist
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
12 Feb 2026
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One day in his office at Oxenfurt, Jaskier gets more than he can handle.
He's mostly thrilled by this.
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14 Feb 2026
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Even if it Hurts (Even if it Makes Me Bleed) by DrowningByDegrees
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
20 Sep 2020
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Is that a pickup line? Maybe. It’s the worst one Geralt has ever heard in his very long life, but that isn’t the problem. The problem races, red hot down the length of his forearm, pooling uncomfortably around his soulmark. The scrawled out writing on the underside of his wrist had told Geralt the first thing his soulmate was going to say to him as soon as he could read. Silly as it had sounded, it’s even more ridiculous out loud.
To say Geralt is not a fan of destiny is a monumental understatement. Given the fact that the soul mark scrawled out on his wrist is the worst pickup line he's ever heard, he doesn't anticipate his soulmate being any more welcome than anything else that life has saddled him with. But the longer he spends with Jaskier, the harder his soulmate is to resist, and somewhere along the way Geralt knows he'll have to reckon with whether his feelings are manufactured by kismet or truly his own.
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11 Feb 2026
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There was only one bed, and it was uncomfortable by ArtanisNaanie
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
04 Sep 2020
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Five times Geralt and Jaskier share a bed and uncomfortable situations happen. Plus one time where the situation becomes very comfortable indeed.
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24 Jan 2026
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Jaskier stares. “That,” he says cautiously, “is a baby.”
Eric grunts an affirmative.
“Why do you have a baby?” Jaskier demands, because although Eric of the Wolf School is a Master Witcher and has shown extreme skill in everything from tracking monsters to slaying monsters to bashing knights over the head, not once has he ever displayed even the slightest interest in babies.
Eric gives him a look. And then he gives Jaskier the baby.
And that is how Jaskier ends up leaving Cintra: with a Witcher, a baby, and a milk goat.
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