15 Works by funpocalyptic
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After a few months of lazing around the meteor, DAVE finds himself incredibly bored. Luckily, TEREZI has prepared a gift for him, one that she promises will "OCCUPY YOU FOR 4T L34ST 4 FULL D4Y >;]"
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And there he was. Hair sticking up in every direction like he’d never seen a brush in his life. Those dorky red glasses hanging off his face. An overconfident, lopsided smirk tugging at his lips, like he just knew that Min would let him nudge his foot into a closing door and stroll right back into his life, that Min would hold the door wide open for him.
And he did. Of course he did.
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The clock on the far wall ticked, on and on and on. Time was passing slowly to bear, too quickly to breathe. Benrey was floating untethered, was pinned to his bedsheets. Unable to think, unable to stop himself from thinking.
Despite every instinct in his body screaming at him to resist the temptation, he could only think of one solution.
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Benrey opened his eyes, and something was different.
The sky above him was stained with deep purples and blues. Murky grey clouds hung high above his head, revealing a few pinpricks of light as they drifted through the air. The sun was sinking into the horizon, a deep orange orb that stung Benrey's eyes when he looked at it.
Did the sky always look like that? There's no way it always looked like that.
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What exactly does Dr. Coomer feel when Gordon turns off the game?
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benrey walks in on gordon panicking in his room. they help.
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When Jade found Aradia, she was running through an empty field in the dead of night, the wind whipping through her hair and the grass crunching under her bare feet. An unshakeable restlessness had grabbed hold of her, and she needed to escape.
So she ran. Darted around trees, sprinted up hills, leapt over creeks. Tried to drown her thoughts in hot pumping adrenaline, like she always did. Hoping against hope that it would finally work.
That is, until she heard the ticking.
AKA, what if Aradia and Sollux returned to Earth C on their own, but things didn't exactly go as planned?
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It's Gordon Freeman's first day on the job, and he's running late. It would sure be a shame if someone started heckling him without provocation...
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davepeta and jasprose have a little chat about pranks, important questions, and the contradictions inherent in existing as two people. *mrrrrrr chirp!*
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Kanaya grinned, her eyes lighting up at the mention of the color. Her sharp fangs, put in stark contrast by her black lips and backlit by her gleaming skin, appeared to glow with a light of their own.
In that moment, Rose was very grateful that her dark skin masked the heat rising to her face.
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a hundred million damage in hypixel skyblock by funpocalyptic
Fandoms: Homestuck, Minecraft (Video Game)
10 Apr 2020
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TimeDeo uploaded a new video, and Dave is pumped to watch it! However, Rose has a few questions for him first.
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- Part 2 of assorted earth c shenanigans
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Rose and Kanaya tend to their greenhouse together. That's all that happens in this fic. There definitely aren't any vaguely referenced ominous beings causing mayhem and destruction here. Only good vibes! :)
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A bleary glance at your alarm tells you that you spent all night doing... well, doing a whole lot of bullshit. Panicking. Having a crisis about your sexuality. Deciding to call Rose and then deciding against it. Crying. You’re pretty sure you fell asleep at some point because you vaguely remember dreaming about Ka–
and there’s the panicking again.
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A Lalondian Dissertation on Life, Death, and Everything Betwixt the Two by funpocalyptic
Fandoms: Homestuck
26 Nov 2019
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rose meets sollux in the dreambubbles and decides to figure out what exactly the Fuck is up with his whole shebang. and I mean his WHOLE shebang.
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jade visits the davekat household, lured by the promise of homemade food (she just wants to criticize their awful cooking) (she doesn't actually think those two can make anything edible) (don't worry she's not gonna get food poisoning)
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- Part 1 of assorted earth c shenanigans