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Kenny has a pool in his backyard. It's called Stark's Pond.
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Kenny isn’t devout. He supposes it’s hard to be when you’ve met Satan and given him love advice, but really, he thinks maybe some part of him is just flawed like that. It’d go well with the dying thing. A plentiful heap of what-the-fuck paired with a side of holy-cannoli. He’s on his knees in front of the window, though, hands clasped together and shaking. He hasn’t done this since he was maybe four, maybe five, but every movement is muscle memory.
Or: Kyle runs away. Kenny follows.
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As a shinobi of Otogakure, he is sent on a mission to Konohagakure as the Hokage’s new bride to seal an alliance between the two nations.
Step one: Learn Konoha’s secrets
Step two: Whisper recommendations into the Hokage’s ear
Step three: Set the village up for Oto’s attackIn every village, there is only one person more influential than the Kage — it is their spouse.
It begins with Uchiha Sasuke’s betrothal to Uzumaki Naruto.
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13 Feb 2026
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Sasuke is here. In his dream.
That isn’t unusual: Sasuke has been in his dreams more nights than not since he can remember. Fighting Sasuke and winning, fighting Sasuke and losing, chasing after Sasuke and never catching up. Sasuke as a little boy, as a genin, as an old man.
But here, now, this dream―it’s one he hasn’t had before.Bookmarked by fishandcod
22 Jan 2026
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There have been no more tears. No waves buffeting Kurama’s feet; no boiling rage to draw him out.
There is only a cold, terrible resolve.
Naruto smooths his thumb over his eyelids, traces his face. Whispers things that Kurama tries, for whatever reason, not to hear.
It’ll be alright. I’ll be there soon. You won’t be lonely.
Resolve. Terrible resolve.
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22 Jan 2026
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Sasuke is tried for the crimes he's committed against Konoha. The elders have no intention of setting him free, so he readies himself for life in prison.
That is until a certain blond, boisterous hero jumps in and saves him by offering up the most logical solution:
“Marriage,” Shikamaru drawled, smoke following the exhale from the pipe he’d been nursing since, well, the beginning of the trial. “You want to marry Sasuke.”
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19 Jan 2026
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The battle against the Elders is lost. Sasuke is locked away for life. After twelve years of fighting the system, Naruto frees the man he loves in the only way he knows how:
"Just to reiterate: how long will it take for the cyanide to stop my heart?"
Naruto keeps his face blank as he replies with:
"Three minutes. Four at the most."
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19 Jan 2026