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Bilbo is the only thing standing between Azog the Defiler and the Sons of Durin. He will not let this be the end.
A BotFA AU, where things play out a little differently and a Burglar ensures the whole company comes home.
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- Part 1 of there i saw him
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something you can fix by some1_around
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
28 Jan 2026
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19 Feb 2026
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“You have a message from: Lily.” The automated voice read out.
Shane almost swerved into the other lane trying to press the mute button on the dashboard.
”Woah, eyes on the road, dude!” Hayden yelled.
“Ayyy!” J.J cheered. “The famous Boston Lily! Let’s hear what she has to say.”
The automated voice continued. “Can’t wait to have my [tongue emoji] in your [peach emoji].”
(while shane is driving certain texts get read out by the car's bluetooth)
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- Part 12 of ways they didn't find out
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18 Feb 2026
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Unanswered (And Other Words Found In The Thesaurus) by fandom_commitment_issues
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Feb 2026
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“Were you sleeping with Rose Landry?” LeClaire asked, and Ilya felt his entire world flip upside down.
Ilya scoffed and sank into the chair. He stared at his lap and, for a second, wished he could just say yes. It would have been easier. A simpler explanation. Something everyone else could swallow. “No,” he answered instead. “I was not sleeping with Landry.”
Coach sighed, the weight of it settling uncomfortably in the office. “So it was Hollander, then.”
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Ilya gets called into his Coach's office after Rose and Shane start dating and an uncomfortable conversation takes place. Ilya realizes some things. Also he may need to stop reading his thesaurus.
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18 Feb 2026
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Anonymous asked:
imagine this is your first olympic game and your opponents are the Red Menace and the Wasian Terrorridetheinvisiblepuck replied:
i don’t have to imagine i can hear the rattling of the chains tying clara to the nethockeysucchiaggio reblogged ⇄ ridetheinvisiblepuck
#this is like watching a national geographic doc #where two lions are performing some fucked up mating dance #while slaughtering a herd of zebrasor,
Canada faces Italy in the first preliminary match of the men's hockey tournament at the Olympics, and Ilya is not pleased that Shane has noticed the Italian goalie. What follows: a bad loss, the great condom shortage of the Winter Olympics, and an excommunication.Series
- Part 2 of #ilyarozanoviscancelled
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17 Feb 2026
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My Idiot by for_the_night
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Feb 2026
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“Hollander’s health is not your concern.”
Ilya took a threatening step, staring Shane’s coach dead in the eye. “Is all of my concern. You do not play sick player.”
To Theriault‘s credit, he didn’t flinch. “Get out of my locker room.”
“With pleasure.” Ilya turned on his heels and strode over to Shane. “We are leaving.”
Or: Shane takes it too far playing through an illness. Ilya rescues him post game to take him home
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16 Feb 2026