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If the Fatui are such a nuisance, you may think, why would I put myself through the trouble of keeping one as an acquaintance, let alone one of their highest ranking members? Surely, that would exhaust me even more. And in a way, you’d be right. Childe is exhausting. He’s cunning yet idiotic, bold but somehow... gentle? A kid that crawled out of the Abyss half-monster, and yet so incredibly fragile and human. That's to say nothing of his stores of energy, as limitless as the money in the Northland Bank. He never stops asking for an ass-whooping.
And I keep taking him up on it.
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Lumine reflects on her sparring with Childe, and how he handles her rage.
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Beidou didn’t care who they eventually pinned it on, or what happened to the woman. As long as she could spend her time on land, or with Ningguang in her nifty little room in the air, she’d be just fine. And with him out of the way, soon Ningguang could be too.
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Beidou and Ningguang have a sort of complicated history.
Inspired by Taylor Swift’s “no body, no crime” which i do not own, obvi, as well as how the girlies got their visions.
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There’s nothing they can do to help it, really. Both of the twins are blushers, for a variety of reasons, usually ones only they can decipher. Aether, the sweet boy he is, flushes at any and every compliment, refusing to accept any of them out of humility. Archons only know what shade he’d be with Lisa calling him cutie rather than his name. When they’re together, Lumine will usually speak to the complimenter, thanking them on his behalf as he turns pink. Lumine, on the other hand, is usually more composed when receiving compliments. It takes a lot to catch her off guard. Instead of flushing from compliments, it’s often a result of her blood beginning to boil when angry or annoyed, and Aether usually has to advise people to run.
Without Aether around to help, the people of Teyvat have had to figure that out for themselves.
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This is my first time posting a fanfic, I hope it's not the worst thing I've ever written.
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He forces his lips to part, slow and measured, the way he does in media interviews when a question lands too close to the truth. “I’ve been on the same protocol for years. There haven’t been any issues. I just need a refill.”
“There haven’t been any reported issues,” she corrects, folding her hands. “Shane, you haven’t let your body regulate since you were eleven. You’ve gone through over seventy suppressed cycles, and your hormone levels are showing signs of—”
“I don’t care.”
“You should.”
“I said I don’t care.” His voice is flat, sharp. “I have a game in forty-eight hours.”Series
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21 Feb 2026
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Every year the government would send a temporary agricultural surveyor to assess soil erosion and land use. The spring Shane Hollander arrived in rural Saskatchewan, the wheat was thin, the sky too wide, and Ilya had not learned yet that some people enter your life like weather – quietly, and then all at once.
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19 Feb 2026
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Pummel: Fuck Jane
St-Simon: nah…
St-Simon: i dont think shes done anything wrong…
Pummel: youre right
Pummel: Sorry Jane
Pummel: FUCK ROZANOV
Varkov: FUCK ROZANOV
Connors: Hey guys did you see this article about Rose Landry and Shane Hollander?
Carmichael: Bad timing, man.
Connors: Oh
Connors: Give me a second to read back.
Connors: Oh….
Connors: FUCK ROZANOV
[Or, how the Raiders---in particular the long suffering Cliff Marleau, dealt with the Great Jane Debacle of 2016, told in a series of texts, posts, and Cliff being the best Bostonian friend Ilya could ask for]
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- Part 1 of The Entire History of Montreal Jane
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11 Feb 2026
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Part Two of Under Regulation
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01 Feb 2026
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Ranked #1 in the department.
Ilya Rozanov: Physics
Score: 4.9stuDYING_help
I have no idea what this class is but I’d take it again.Shane exhales an offended puff of air. That’s not a review; that’s a confession of confusion.
Shane checks Rate My Professor expecting validation and finds himself losing to Ilya Rozanov, the physics professor with no syllabus discipline and a cult following.
A petty bet is made. Lectures are supervised. The entire student body ships it.
Everyone learns something. Mostly about flirting.
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20 Jan 2026