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- Luca (2021) (15)
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Luca and Alberto are having another baby!
But they already have a daughter, Hypatia, named after renowned Hypatia of Alexandria, astronomer. Where will she fit in the picture now that there’s a new baby to take care of?OR
Feetus posts finally after losing their grip on reality
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Wine and your crush non-stop rambling about all the girls he’s ever like is really not good for your mental state.
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Luca is molting, exhausted, angry, and wants to claw all of his skin off.
The Underdogs are not letting him do that.
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Daniela and Lorenzo first meet fic nobody was prepared for? Heck ya!
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“…Does everything have a flavor?”
Alberto is confused for a moment. “Like objects?”
“Like people.” Luca corrects him timidly, still bolder than he’s ever been before somehow.
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“Giulia. Coffee?” Luca asks from his seat at the kitchen table, in what he hopes is a pathetic enough tone that she’ll make it for him. Giulia gives him a sympathetic look over her shoulder, her hair already tied up in a messy bun. A curl bounces at her temple as she shakes her head.
“Sorry, Luca. All out.”
“Giulia…”
“It's fine, I have a better idea. You know where the science building is?” Luca nods as Giulia is already scribbling the directions on an old pizzeria-flyer, “There’s a little campus cafe just on the far side of the grass, you know where people sometimes study? My brother works there, just tell him I sent you and he’ll sort you out with something. You'll be caffeinated in no time.”
(Luca needs coffee and Alberto has coffee. Seems like a simple enough equation for something that ends up being anything but.)
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- Part 1 of But First, Coffee
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24 Apr 2023
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best luberto fic i have ever read in my fucking life and i’ve been here since chapter four. hasn’t been updated in a year and every time i open this silly little website i’m like “oh maybe it’ll pop up” and if it does in my silly little head i imagine me quite literally screaming.
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Something's different about Luca when he comes back to Portorosso for the summer, and Alberto is sure that it's going to be the death of him.
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27 Dec 2025
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favorite heat fic it’s so good
DATE DATE DATE DATE
“hey let’s go out”
“hehe ok”
YAYYYYYYY
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15 Dec 2025
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YAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
ON YHE FIRST DAY OF LUCA MY HYPERFIXATION SENT TO ME
THE UNDERDOGS MAKING A SNOWMAN -
i learned my passion in the good old-fashioned school of loverboys by japanken
Fandoms: Luca (2021)
14 Aug 2024
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Alberto scoffed and waved the concern away with a hand, laughing like he wasn’t on the verge of sleep deprivation’s worst consequence. “What’s a few hours of sleep to an undergraduate?”
Signor Paguro appraised him dryly. “The messiah?”
“Nothing can save me now, professore.”
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Alberto Scorfano somehow lands a scholarship at Genoa’s top university for his dazzling skill in artwork. Everyone knows that a scholarship that doesn’t even begin to cover tuition or housing costs is worth the commitment. But what’s even more dazzling is his remarkably lackluster performance in general education courses. All he really wants to do is run away from his problems and make art—which is definitely not conducive to becoming a contributing member of society. Enter one Luca Paguro: the stone-faced professor tasked with tutoring him every Wednesday and putting up with his bullshit. It probably won’t affect anything that he actually cannot fucking stand Alberto.
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07 Sep 2025