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  1. Rec *

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    The Garrison is fraught with chaos. Iverson thinks Takashi Shirogane is a heterosexual. A crazy cuban is screaming about sales tax. Keith Kogane is snapping pencils left and right. Not to mention there's a mob boss somewhere in the midst...Rumor has it that it's that Pidge Gunderson guy... And of course, Adam Frasier has been kidnapped.

    ...Listen. They can explain.

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    05 Jan 2025

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    "If you even attempt to bite me, you die immediately."

    "Bite."

    "No."

    "No bite." It swayed slightly, attempting to maintain its balance. Its head must be quite heavy.

    Astarion grabbed it under its armpits, surprisingly heavy for a creature of it's size, and lifted it from the ornate chest, placing it gingerly on the ground.

    It scampered barefoot across the grimy floor with quiet plaps. Arriving at Tav—Gods, it was only as tall as her hip—it gripped the hem of her tunic. It spun around on one heel, nearly toppling over with the inertia, to address Astarion. It removed the fingers from its mouth with a horrible wet sound and took a deep breath, or what must be deep for something so tiny.

    “Go go?”

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    the "you're gonna walk in the sun if its the last thing i do" kidfic absolutely no one asked for, least of all from me.

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    29 Aug 2024

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    "…You gotta play hard to get. Umm, like…” Fizzarolli spins his fork around in his fingers, the metal quietly clinking on metal. “Like when Gabriella finally got her shit together in season five, and blew Alejandro off every time he was around. And that made Alejandro super thirsty for her and he jumped her bones. Remember?”

    ~

    After rekindling his friendship with Blitz (even though, like, still, fuck you), Fizzarolli cannot keep his nose out of other people's business. And Stolas is just SO in need of a friend to watch soap operas with (and possibly scheme with to get a certain imp to come to terms with his feelings).

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    10 Jun 2024

  4. Rec *

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    The sound of air escaping Denki as he fumbled his hands onto the door and dashboard harmonised with the radio static jumping stations every time he accidentally shocked it, numbers flickering up and down until Hitoshi moved his hand sideways and turned it off. That left the high-pitched, building panic in Denki’s throat even more audible. Hitoshi braced.

    ”YOUR OTHER DAD IS PRESENT MIC?”

    This was going better than he expected.

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    In which Aizawa Hitoshi is about to introduce his boyfriend to his family, including the one potentially significant member he forgot to explain was included.

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    07 Jun 2024

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    Sometimes, Stolas wonders what it would be like to put an angelic bullet in his head. Until now, he always had a reason not to.

    Then, as usual, Blitzø shows up to upend everything.

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    16 May 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Sometimes I feel like crying for no reason, so I read fics like this that make me sob like a BITCH and that makes it okay