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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Based on this exchange about Jake’s butt in the epilogues

    DAVE: do you wanna touch it
    DAVE: shit can be arranged my dude
    DAVE: here ill text dirk right now i bet he can pencil you in to cop a feel sometime next week
    KARKAT: NO I DON’T WANT TO. PUT YOUR PHONE THE FUCK AWAY.
    KARKAT: WE ARE NEVER HAVING A PLAYDATE WITH DIRK AND JAKE AGAIN, ESPECIALLY NOT ONE ARRANGED FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF ASSAULTING ONE OF THEM.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    03 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 90

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    bro: I am having - this is crazy, but I'm having feelings again. like - like some kind of fourteen-year-old kid, or something. you remember feelings, right?
    dirk: yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.
    bro: ...do ya?
    dirk:
    dirk: are you saying you don't have feelings?
    (from it's always sunny)

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    03 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 45

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    Dave runs away from home, and Bro finds him alone behind his bar. Dave just needs someone to tell him he's okay, and Bro can't resist.

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    02 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    You push yourself up to a sitting position. "Bro," you say. "Long time no see." You manage to keep your voice almost totally steady, even.

    He's sitting cross-legged in the sand, his elbows on his knees, his katana planted point-down next to him. His horns echo the shape of his shades, jagged outward-facing points. You wonder what yours look like, but you think you'd lose points for reaching up to cop a feel of your own headgear.

    "Come on. We don't exactly have the high ground out here."

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    01 Feb 2026