evilkillerpoptarts



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  1. Summary

    My Soft Wars fanfics, which seem to be ever-expanding...

    It's... in as chronological an order as I think I can manage, anyway; some happen concurrently or are asides to longer works. This will get reordered periodically when a new work needs to get squeezed in.

    What can I say, I like timelines.

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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    "Time Lords, mystic weapons, vengeful ancestor spirits, and the fallout of alien warfare," Usagi says, "And you think this is the strangest thing you've roped me into?"

    "Guess not?" Leo mumbles.

    "Guess not," Usagi agrees.

     

    / Leo is used to spending his mating season alone. Usagi is used to Leo leaving.
    **Heavy edits: 2/22/2026

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    22 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 47

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    Donatello screws up an experiment and becomes human with no memory of his life as a turtle. For plot convenient reasons his brothers think he's dead.

    Anyway, 3 years later, he's now Damian, first year in college in engineering. He struggled enough to come where he is, has no time for anybody... but even a genius needs human connections. And maybe he'll understand why when he crosses paths with April O'Neil, journalism major.

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    I'll probably use the F-word somewhat generously, be warned
    English is not my native language, you may correct me
    The title of this fic (...and chapters) seems pompous to me but what the heck i do what i want

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    18 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    What if Casey got the same thing that killed F! Donnie?

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    18 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    “Casey Jones.”

    “Yeah?” Casey replied, sounding like he didn't have any broken bones.

    “How?” Donnie asked, starting to believe his maps weren't as accurate as he thought.

    “How what?” Casey asked.

    “How did you get down a twenty foot vertical shaft?” Donnie asked.

    “Oh, that,” Casey remarked, like it was old news. An old foe. “A rope.”

    Donnie could feel the cogs of his brain turning slowly. Still gummed up by social anxiety. “A rope? You’re laying line in my air filtration system now? Are you a cave explorer? Do you have a YouTube channel that you will one day unceremoniously stop uploading to?” he asked, perplexed.

    “Laying line?” Casey asked. “Is that an old person thing, from the past? Like leveling up? What's a YouTube?”

    Donnie huffed. “Yes, it’s an old person thing from the past. Cave explorers would wriggle down into cracks in the earth. They would bring a rope that would lead from the exit all the way in. That way they could find their way out by following the rope.”

    “What’s the point in doing that?” Casey asked.

    “What is the point in what you’re doing?” Donnie countered.

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    16 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    He was dropped off a what?

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    15 Feb 2026