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Louis is six years old when the strange boy and his family move in next door.
Childhood friends to lovers, and the dire straits in between.
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27 Nov 2024
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Colors by Laure001
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pride and Prejudice (1995), Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms
24 Jan 2018
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A forced marriage story. With a colorful twist.
Complete!
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12 Nov 2024
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"I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."
"This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"
"Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."
"Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."
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29 Sep 2024
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in the deafening polar province called You by shineforthee
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
24 Sep 2024
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Daniel is sprawled out across the bed, loose-limbed and lazy, somehow filling all the open space it has to offer and leaving Armand to nestle into the gaps. His cheeks are flushed, blood pooling like it knows what comes next. Maybe it does. Armand was reading about classical conditioning the other day. About dogs who become accustomed to getting food when their handler rings a bell.
Perhaps Daniel is the dog, Armand’s teeth sharp bells reverberating in his veins. Or perhaps Armand is the dog, Daniel’s blood a song rattling in his ears. He has been a dog before. He runs his tongue along the bow of Daniel’s collarbone, gathers the salt-sweat there and imagines what it tastes like because Daniel does.
Armand remembers he loved Daniel, once, and that Daniel loved him. Or a version of them did, at least. It isn't his intention to go back to that, but it's not not his intention, either. Such is the prerogative of an immortal: to hold two contradicting desires simultaneously. If nothing else, it passes the time while he waits for this miserable interview to end.
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11 Sep 2024
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Aziraphale and Crowley both write fanfiction. As it happens, they both write Good Omens fanfiction.
Of course, neither of them would ever admit this to the other.
(A love story told primarily in AO3 comments)
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05 Jan 2024
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In Mixed Company, or the Corporate Retreat of Heaven and Hell by TheOldAquarian
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
10 Feb 2020
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Every 300 years, Heaven and Hell share a company retreat on Earth during which angels and demons temporarily surrender their celestial powers.
Officially, it’s a time for fostering team unity and better understanding the needs of the client base. It’s definitely not a time for terrorizing the hotel staff with divine/diabolical showdowns, abusing the ethereal expense account, or furiously snogging your hereditary enemy. But when Aziraphale and Crowley are up for promotion, Hell breaks loose and Heaven might just break free.
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03 Aug 2023
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Adventures In Attempting To Purchase A Book From That Weird Old Soho Bookshop, A. Z. Fell & Co. by Quandtuniverse
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Jun 2019
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A rare book collector posting on a niche internet forum is dismayed to discover the last missing book is only available at the best worst bookshop in London.
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26 Jul 2023
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Time After Time by iamtheenemy (Steph)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Oct 2019
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“Ha!” Crowley said, pointing one of those long index fingers in Aziraphale’s face. “That wasn’t yesterday! That was Monday!”
It's the day after Crowley and Aziraphale thwarted their respective home offices and saved the world - and it keeps being that day again and again and again.
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12 Jul 2023
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“It’s just,” he continued, “I’ve noticed that humans—some humans, anyway—they use that word, angel, as a…well, as a sort of…endearment.”
“Do they?” said Crowley, who had invented using the word as an endearment in the 13th century AD.
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10 Jul 2023
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Greg turned one of the coffee cups on his desk, considering. Maybe it was time to let go of his crush. But he hadn’t even really tried to do anything with it, was the thing. He’d just been half hoping Tom would read his body language and figure out how he felt, and acknowledge it, and then either accept it or turn it down.
But maybe Greg would have to make the move.
And that’s how he ended up writing his phone number on Tom’s coffee cup, sliding the paper sleeve back up over it, and setting the cup on the corner of Tom’s desk just the same as he did every afternoon.
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20 Apr 2023
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A lot of men are tall. A lot of men are boxy. A lot of men have blue eyes and wrinkles. A lot of men are brunettes starting to gray. A lot of men are in their mid-40s. There are simply a lot of men out there.
So it seems a little cruel and unfair that Greg's come across this specific one, considering the circumstances.Bookmarked by evilfoetus
28 Feb 2023
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“Is that your mark?”
“Oh, yeah,” Tom says, flushing some and peeking down at the veritable smudge on his arm. It’s not exactly his best feature – other people have little charming stripes or an animal, lines from a poem, and he’s got… none of that. Hell, Shiv herself has that cute blade at her ankle.
Shiv stares for longer than is strictly comfortable.
“It’s not really any sort of shape,” Tom laughs, a little awkward, thinking she might be trying to figure it out. “It’s a Rorschach, I guess. Or, well... that’s what one doctor said.”
Shiv raises a brow and touches just lightly around it. “Like the ink blots?”
“Yeah, just like,” Tom says, then he turns his arm a little to look at the inside of his bicep, tapping at the mark in some urge to cover it up – to make her stop looking at it. “Whoever my soulmate is, they’re a little different depending on who’s looking at them.”
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20 Feb 2023
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Tom takes Greg out, repression ensues
Starting with 3x07 and expanding past the end of season 3Series
- Part 1 of Allomancy
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05 Nov 2022
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Perfectly Imperfect by nervouswrecks
Fandoms: Falsettos - Lapine/Finn, Falsettos - Lapine/Finn (Broadway Cast) RPF
10 Aug 2022
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Marvin had always had flawless skin and beautiful, curly, hair.
He never had a method to keep things this way, he just had great genetics.
Or maybe he was just really lucky.
Either way, he took what he was given and prayed it never decided to fail on him.
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11 Aug 2022
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Trina had been screwed by life in the strangest of ways, but she likes to think that among the various breakdowns and hardships, she's come out the other side a stronger person.
For the first time in a while, she feels prepared.
What she's not prepared for, however, is a knock on her front door at one thirty am on a Friday night.
Set after The Chess Game.
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01 Aug 2022
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whizzer takes up an unorthodox job, and finds exactly what he's looking for in a nerdy man who happens to be a regular at work.
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19 Jul 2022
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Whizzer sighs as he pockets his phone again. He’s never understood dating. Devoting your life to someone who could house your heart one moment, and shatter it to pathetic pieces the next. All Cordelia does is gush to him about her girlfriend, and even then he tunes it out and focuses on something new entirely - giving the occasional “Oh wow,” or “That’s sweet,” of course. He doesn’t want her to know he paints love in a negative light, or she might set him up with someone again. He shudders at the memory. Whizzer’s type is quick, rough. Over and done with. You don’t have to face them again, because it meant no more than the dirt amongst the sidewalk. Although, he’d never really fallen in love before; And wasn’t planning to.
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whizzer doesn't "do" love. until he meets marvin.Series
- Part 5 of whizzvin fluff :D
- Part 1 of the roof // falsettos
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19 Jul 2022
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In which Marvin is a pirate sent to walk the plank and Whizzer is a friendly mermaid who saves him.
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19 Jul 2022
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Four times Elle taught Emmett something (and one time Warner did) by raspberryhunter
Fandoms: Legally Blonde - Hach/O'Keefe/Benjamin, Legally Blonde - All Media Types
21 Sep 2011
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What the title says.
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14 Jul 2022
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Don't Lawyers Feel Love Too? by AssassinOfRome
Fandoms: Legally Blonde - All Media Types, Legally Blonde - Hach/O'Keefe/Benjamin
24 Aug 2019
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Written for the prompt: the moment Emmett realized he was in love with Elle
"No, Emmett didn’t believe in love, and had taken the time to craft a perfect wall of logic to keep anyone who challenged that out.
It was a shame, then, that Elle Woods had walked into his life like a pretty pink sledgehammer."
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14 Jul 2022