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A roomba, a raccoon and a new recruit by Bergen, happyaspie
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
11 Oct 2024
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Tony always knew that Queens was a bit of an unhinged neighborhood. So of course it was going to be during a visit to Queens that he once again fell victim to a robot attack. The ‘robot’ being an overexcited roomba that responded to voice commands awfully well.
Whoever made this roomba was clearly operating on that fine line between genius and insanity.
Which meant Tony needed to meet him.- Language:
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Bookmarked by eryamn
06 Feb 2025
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psa:
DON’T THROW YOUR CIGARETTES ON THE SIDEWALK !!!
They are TOXIC !!! Their decaying time is like INFINITY !!!
Your butt will end up in a whale stomach.
If I catch you throwing your cigarette butt I will KICK YOUR BUTT
Okay have a nice day
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It's Jamie's idea, which concerns everyone on multiple levels.
"Don't see why," says Jamie, looking mulish about it. He's got his stupid ICON cap on backwards, a pink tie-dye sweatshirt on over what Isaac's pretty sure's a pair of denim overalls. "I got good ideas, sometimes."
"Aye!" says Dani. "Like the time you told me we should tie our shoelaces together to practice running up and down the pitch. That was a good idea, until we faceplanted and had to get stitches."
The lads murmur in agreement. Jamie says, "Yeah, it were the stitches that got us, weren't it," as though that was the problem with that particular idea.
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Camelot is a far-off dream, a place which was made for men. They travel through the forest, hunting.
Merlin lays with the deer and they with him, and he cannot bear their suffering the way he once cared about the suffering of men, so he splinters arrows before they pierce flesh and leaves the rotting bodies of unlucky creatures on the hot stones that circle the men’s fires.
If they cannot be taught their place in the forest, then they will leave it at least unsettled.
Men fear decay and death.
Merlin fears neither anymore.
(Arthur banishes Merlin from Camelot, so Merlin goes to the forest and slowly loses himself to its magic. By the time Arthur learns what he's lost, it's too late to bring Merlin back by his own will.)
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14 Dec 2024
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greatest thing i’ve ever read probably
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Catch and Keep by Bergen
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
10 Dec 2023
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therianthropy (and other goddamn lies) by thepolysyndetonaddictsupportgroup
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), The Punisher (TV 2017)
28 May 2022
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"Matt," says Foggy, severely. "We are not some white suburban couple with marital issues. We cannot fix our problems by adding a child."
Or:
There is a child sitting on Matt’s couch. A living, breathing, human child, who represents all the pieces of Matt’s life that he’d rather forget.
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- Part 2 of these stupid hells we keep
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- English
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- 41,349
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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Bookmarked by eryamn
14 Feb 2024
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this is like the greatest fucking thing i have ever read
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There’s not really a point in owning a car, especially with the cost of insurance. With the threat of student debt looming overhead like a cloud, Bernard can’t afford to buy a car without help, and there’s no way he’ll ever ask Tim.
So Bernard doesn’t really drive. He’s happy to let his weirdly specific driving skills get swept under the rug, because the thing he has with Tim still feels delicate and new, and he doesn’t want to ruin it by bringing up that his uncle was in a gang and hey, he just happened to teach Bernard how to drive. Bernard wants to avoid any kind of conversation around crime in Gotham, actually. Especially after what happened in high school.
It’s not like he’s ever going to need to drive a getaway car, anyway. As far as Bernard is concerned, it’ll never come up.
Bernard learned to drive from his henchman uncle. The last place he expects to use this skill is at a dinner with his boyfriend's family.
timbern week 2023 day #3 "Be Gay Do Crime" | Dowd Crime Family | Making Out In
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Dick Grayson and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Two to Three Weeks (But Who's Counting) by dietpudding
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
14 Sep 2022
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Two men fall into some form of relationship. Another one finds out and promptly loses the grasp on his sanity. Such are the trials and tribulations in the life of Dick Grayson.
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- Part 1 of Cruising for a Bruising
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- English
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- 11,355
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- 2/2
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Bookmarked by eryamn
07 Aug 2023
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this was. the funniest thing i’ve ever read. and ik i say that a lot but i Mean It this time
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While trying to take down a drug cartel that deals with memory altering drugs, things go awry, and Batman wakes up with no recollection of the last five years.
As a result, his family must now race against time to find the antidote, while also having to deal with a Bruce who still thinks Jason is Robin. A Bruce who doesn't recognise most of them. A Bruce far less jaded and cynical than the one they're used to. A Bruce who still cares.- Language:
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05 Aug 2023
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my heart is soup on the floor
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Bruce Wayne was never meant to be part of Selina’s clean slate. Then again, neither were a circus boy, a street rat or a rich kid.
For a girl who didn’t like strings, Selina found herself getting attached.
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In This or Any Other Universe by wildsofmarch for blueyeti
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
11 Mar 2023
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There was a new vigilante in his city: a man who smiled too much and talked too loud and knew his way around a fight a little too well. Bruce wasn't bothered by his antics. Except the man also seemed to know a little too much about him.
Who was this Nightwing, anyway?
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OR: Dick Grayson (DCU) accidentally lands himself in Battinson’s Gotham.- Language:
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- 33,385
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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Bookmarked by eryamn
07 Jul 2023
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SO GOOD SO GOOD SO GOOD OH MY GOD
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it's time you found another reason to stay by cloverspies
Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
17 Aug 2021
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“You can’t know that,” Adam said quietly. Someone and their cart rattled behind him, probably trying to get past, but he was two weeks away from a letter that would decide the rest of his life and was also in crisis about being in love with his best friend and the person behind him probably wasn’t either of those things. So he felt like an asshole but also kind of felt like he had earned the right to have a private conversation in the baking supply aisle for a few seconds.
(it's spring break at the gansey cabin, which is a much more emotional experience than adam would have expected)
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16 Jun 2023
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sobbing but like metaphorically
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James Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, (pause for breath) and the Prisoner of Azkaban by gonzoclock
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2022
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At the end of first year, Harry pocketed the Philosopher's Stone- in a secret pocket that everyone else missed.
Now, two years later, Harry is in his third year, his friends are having the time of their lives in Hogsmeade, there's an escaped mass murderer running around, and Harry is going stir-crazy. Fortunately, the twins have a solution! Although- they're going to need something in return, and it needs to be good.
Good thing Harry kept that Stone, huh?
And then things go completely bat-shit crazy.
(featuring the Marauders vs 1993, an exhausted Professor Lupin, a bewildered Harry Potter, and an opportunistic Hermione Granger)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 32,696
- Chapters:
- 17/17
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- 1,288
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30 Mar 2023
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this was AMAZING like mind-bendingly good i was WAITING for that ending and it DELIVERED
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Tim prank calls Kon and tells him he's becoming a supervillain. He expects him to laugh or be annoyed or hang up.
Kon doesn't. He believes him. And he's into it.
- Language:
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19 Mar 2023
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tim: i’m gonna be a supervillain.
kon: no, we’re gonna be supervillains.
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When he ends up ditched in Atlanta after a fight with his dad, Tim decides to do the only sensible thing: Tell no one and make the 800 mile journey back to Gotham on his own.
Because the "call Batman when you're in trouble" rule only applies when he's Robin, right?
- Language:
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- Chapters:
- 5/5
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Bookmarked by eryamn
16 Feb 2023
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my god it was even better the second time
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I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).
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The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.
- Language:
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14 Feb 2023
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THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER READ
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Batstream by RandomReader13 for Ginevra_Benci, MousesizeDragon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
06 Feb 2022
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“I want it on record that I think this is a terrible idea and I’m only doing this to mitigate the damage."
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Red Robin decides it's a great idea to livestream patrol while Batman's off-world. It goes about as well as you'd expect.- Language:
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Bookmarked by eryamn
11 Feb 2023
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this is the greatest thing i’ve ever read
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Holy Subjectivity, Batman! by Ginevra_Benci
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
12 Feb 2023
- Words:
- 76,586
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- 17
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Bookmarked by eryamn
09 Feb 2023
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literally amazing idk why this crossover is a THING but it’s brilliant
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Where There’s Smoke There’s—Oh, Not *Brucie* by Ginevra_Benci
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
31 Jul 2022
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Neal is kidnapped, using magic, as Dick Grayson-Wayne, from a public event in NYC, and the eyes of the whole FBI are on the Waynes.
They’re gonna need some extra help.
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- Part 14 of Holy Subjectivity, Batman!
- Part 7 of WCDC Week '22
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An exhibit at New York’s Venner Gallery doesn’t quite go as predicted.
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- Part 10 of Holy Subjectivity, Batman!
- Part 3 of WCDC Week '22
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World’s Saddest Breakfast Club by motleyfam for batmoniker
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
31 Jul 2021
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Following a couple of Very Bad Weeks™ (which may or may not have involved being kidnapped and mildly tortured), Jason decides the best way to cheer himself up is to break into the Manor for a 3 a.m. snack.
Turns out he isn’t the only one awake.