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“Date,” Lan Huan huffs, images of going to the luxury mall and spoiling Jiang Cheng with dazzling new suits, and jewelry, and lipstick flitting through his head. “Could I take you out on a date?”
“If you tell me the location of the deal, you can take me out on a date, wherever you want. And then,” Jiang Cheng brings the hand down to curl possessively over Lan Huan’s neck. “You can bring me back here, put me in anything you want, and fuck me.”
Lan Huan’s brain short circuits. Lingerie, bondage, tiny skirts, cat ears. The possibilities are endless. Fuck the Su Clan.
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- Part 2 of do gay, be crime
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Raising the Steaks by staqua
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 Nov 2020
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"I’LL SHOW YOU!" Bakugou shouted, his default mode on. "I BET I CAN COOK BETTER THAN ALL YOU FUCKERS!"
Having tasted his cooking, Shouto bet he could too. Now that he thought about it, he could see Bakugou in a chef's hat, murderously chopping onions and letting the inevitable tears die before they even showed up. Huh.
The man narrowed his eyes, calculating. "Prove it. All of you. You will experience one day in my restaurant- if I feel like you are not competent, all of you are out! And I will demand compensation, with interest!"
Shouto had a bad, bad feeling about this.
OR: Inasa serves dishes, Bakugou serves food, Camie serves customers and Shouto serves looks.
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13 Sep 2022
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Honeymoon Phase by Butterfree
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Jul 2018
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“OI, FUCKFACE! If you think you’re just going to waltz into this fancy-ass church with your fake as shit smile and your miserable bitch of a wife while my friend is sitting on the street carrying YOUR BABY, then YOU need to step right down here SO I CAN DETONATE YOUR ASS UNTIL NO ONE CAN RECOGNIZE YOUR LYING FACE, YOU DIPSHIT EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING!”
A beat of silence.
And then all hell broke loose.
It started with a ‘SLAP’ resonating from the bride who activated some quirk to maximize the pain that her ex-fiancé felt. A lady near the front fainted, knocking over the table with the wedding cake and a glass swan sculpture. The scattered remains caused the ring bearer to jump up. Her quirk accidentally activated and sent the brides’ maids into the air. A man with half white and half red hair rushed to save the statue, but ended up tripping over a power line which engulfed the room in darkness. It didn’t take long for everyone else in the building to follow.
In the midst of the glory Katsuki felt at the complete chaos, a calloused hand grabbed his sleeve. He was met with wide and curious green eyes. “Excuse me, I’m the groom. Do I know you?”
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Fuck. He crashed the wrong wedding.
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- Part 1 of Just Married
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06 Mar 2022
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THIS IS SO INCREDIBLE FR A FIRST FIC WHAT THE ACTUAL HIKORY DICKORY FUCKATASTIC WHAA?????
WEDDING CRASHER BAKU THAT ABSOLUTELY 1000% KNOWS BUT DOESNT KNOW WTF HES GETTING INTO BUT WILL 1000% STILL DO THE BEST DANG JOB AND BE A STRAIGHT UP COMEDIAN DISHING OUT INSPIRATIONAL STORIES FR THE WHOLE RIDE OMG
also??? hopeless romantic deku?? is killing me pls MY STANDARDS ARE RUINEDDDDDDD GDIugh luterally the plot is a wholeass roller coaster a taiwan soap drama WISHED they cld be even HALF as dramatic omg istg the chemistry btw EVERYONE kills me and the xomplexity of each character im IN LOVE
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What's Your Name? by Wellthathappened (Cataclysmic_Calamity)
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
02 Sep 2020
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"I said, what's your name?"
Dazai snaps to attention to see that Chuuya is staring right at him, and suddenly his mouth feels like sandpaper.
Jesus. Who has eyes like that?!
“Ozai—"
“Huh?”
“Dazoo—"
“I’m sorry, what?”
“Dazai Osamu.”
Sometimes--the worst introductions can last a lifetime.
(High school AU, slice of life, growing up together.)
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23 Nov 2021
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i came for the highschool au and got served a whole ass meal??? the package deal really
1. abuse and trauma?? handled well?? throughtout the fic??? so much angst but healling also???
2. the FLUFF is CRAZY ALL THE ROMANCE IS INSANE i now have unrealistic standards this is NOT FAIR.
3. the smut?? respectful??? so so respectful and precious??? all the kinks checked off??? and its really fitting as you grow with them the scenes becomes more mature and romantic?? amazing??
4. FAMILY??? PARENT AU??? SO FREAKING CUTE ITS LITERALLY. NOT. OK.
5. humour was truly an ARTFORM. sooooo funny and cute
6. THE FOUND FAMILY AND FRIEND GRP WAS JUST. immaculate. representation 100000000 -
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‘Will you kiss me?’
He Tian’s mouth opens, and he searches Guan Shan’s face, looking for something. He hasn’t taken a single step forward.
‘You’re really drunk,’ he says eventually.
‘So you won’t.’
‘Ah, fuck. Guan Shan.’ He chuckles without humour and scratches the back of his neck. ‘Listen to yourself—you barely let me touch you in case someone sees and now you want me to kiss you? That doesn’t make sense. It makes me feel a bit used, to be honest.’
Guan Shan pulls on a defiant expression. ‘Do you care?’
‘You won’t like me if I say no, so I’m going to say nothing.’
-[19 Days request from Merlin - the boys take a trip to the hot springs for Chinese New Year and alcohol, drunken kissing and miscommunication ensues.]
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13 Dec 2020
