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once, successfully by badmetaphors, vibrantsaturn
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
03 Dec 2023
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ACD
okay, so. full disclosure and just so
you know, i'm not into men or anythingH
You're literally on Grindr
right now?ACD
ok??? and i guess people who are lactose
intolerant can't walk down the fucking
dairy aisle, huh???? i'm just looking, manor,
Grindr, once (un)successfully, etc., etc.Bookmarked by eloiserummaging
22 Feb 2026
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to have & to holler by badmetaphors
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Feb 2026
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Two years of playing together, and it still hit him every time. The casualness of it. My husband. Said out loud, in public. After years of hiding—stolen moments in hotel rooms, careful distance in public, the constant exhausting performance of just teammates, just rivals, nothing to see here—now Ilya could say it like it was nothing. Like it was easy, like it was the most natural thing in the world.
Because it was. Finally.
In which Ilya Hollander-Rozanov cannot shut up about his husband. (Subtitled: No one asked, Ilya. Ilya. No one asked.)
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22 Feb 2026
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a one man advice column by itspeterlosingwendy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Feb 2026
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[Tweet] @EvanDykstraOfficial: If hypothetically someone needed to get gum out of their toddler’s hair before their wife gets home, how would one do this? Asking for a friend
[Tweet] @roz81: use olive oil. rub into gum. ta da gum gone
[Tweet] @hazyhayes: Get a lot of gum stuck in your hairdo, Roz?
[Tweet] @roz81: no but holmberg does not know how to spit gum out before napping on plane
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or, a childless Ilya Rozanov is somehow the go to guy for everyone's parenting advice needs
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- Part 5 of ilya rozanov: earning his #1 papa mug
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22 Feb 2026
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For Better or for Rozanov by SunsetMaiden
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Dec 2025
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After not speaking for over four months, Ilya is perturbed by headlines that Shane has suddenly married an American pop star.
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Shane Hollander opened the door to find a 6’3 seething Russian in the hallway. “What…” he angled his head to peer around Ilya’s rigid, imposing figure. “What are you doing here?”
Ilya shoved a magazine at him. “Annul it.”
“No seriously. Where’d you even come from?”
“Hollander.” Icy warning wrapped around each syllable.
“Aren’t you presenting at the ESPYs tonight?”
“Am home sick,” Ilya barked, pushing his way into Shane’s apartment. “Is true?” he gestured toward the magazine Shane had yet to acknowledge. “End it. Now.”
“End what…” Shane looked down, frowning when he realized it was the fucking 'National Enquirer'. What the actual fuck? “Oh…” he breathed, the top box on the front page catching his eye. A picture of him and Mia Voegele taken in a dark club with the tag, ‘Secret Marriage?'
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22 Feb 2026
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Drop by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Dec 2025
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June 2014, Las Vegas
Post the Las Vegas Scene, sub!Shane drops hard and Dom!Ilya races to save him.
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From Jane: We didn't even kiss
Shane didn't mean to send the text. He was so dizzy and cold and unsteady after leaving Ilya's room, he didn't even remember if he HAD sent the text. His fingers were too numb to undo his shirt buttons, he felt like the floor was dropping out from beneath him, he was nauseous and exhausted and didn't know why he couldn't stop shaking, why couldn't he stop shaking...?
From Jane: ww dnt v ks
The text came through as gibberish, and “Fuck.” Ilya threw his clothes back on and ran to get to Shane's hotel room. He'd been too far in his head to pay attention to Shane being quiet and shivering after they were done. Shane had stumbled getting out of bed, bumped into furniture, struggled with the door and Ilya had heard it but he'd been too much of a coward to get out of bed and check and now his submissive was sending gibberish texts and that wasn't good.
“Sorry sorry sorry.” Ilya muttered as he ran. “I’m coming. I’m coming, hold on.”
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- Part 2 of Heated Rivalry
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21 Feb 2026
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Vibrate by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
13 Feb 2026
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One day, Shane will learn not to take the “you are scared.” bait from Ilya.
Today is not that day.
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From Jane: I’m just saying it doesn’t sound real. Sounds like exaggerated porn stuff.
From Lily: You don’t think I could make you cum with remote control vibrator in your ass.
From Jane: Wearing one of those in public wouldn’t be a turn on, it would be too stressful. Can’t relax enough to get off if you’re worried about someone noticing or figuring it out or whatever.
From Lily: Only one way to find out.
From Jane: What, you’re gonna buy one of those things and have me wear it in public and try to make me cum?
From Lily: Is okay. You are scared to try.
From Jane: I’m not scared!
From Lily: Prove it.
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- Part 7 of Heated Rivalry
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21 Feb 2026
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icymi by anincompletelist (soldouthaz)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Feb 2026
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In late 2012 when Shane has a meltdown and frantically tells them to call Lily, for the first time Yuna’s ever witnessed, Shane is coaxed out of one of them instead of just suffering through until the exhaustion wins out instead—and all by some mysterious, apparently very well attuned to Shane, 'Lily'.
She hadn’t meant to see the number before she’d pressed it and fumbled the phone up to Shane’s ear. It was simply a byproduct of the situation, something Shane had asked for her to do.
…Memorizing it and then texting that number to thank Lily for their help was not something she’d been asked to do. But she worries so much about Shane, and Lily is a reassurance. Not a pry for details but the simple, verifiable confirmation: he’s okay.
Lily, on the other hand, very much enjoys being able to make oddly specific 'your mother' jokes to Shane much more often now. (And maybe the whole family piece of it, too.)
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21 Feb 2026
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Grantaire really doesn't expect Enjolras to force him to move in with him when he hears how shitty Grantaire's apartment is. And he definitely doesn't expect Enjolras to want him to stay, or how easy it turns out to be, or the way Enjolras has a habit of doing his studying in the sunshine on the living room floor ...
Yeah, he may be in some trouble.
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21 Feb 2026
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Looking for a place to happen by lately
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Feb 2026
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It's 1992 and Shane has been playing with the New Jersey Angels for a year. They've drafted a Russian first round this year, a young phenom called Ilya Rozanov. Only now they have to live together.
Or, the one where they watch 80s porn together.
A series of vignettes.
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- Part 1 of 1992
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20 Feb 2026
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Enjolras swallowed. "I didn't know he had tattoos on his back."
"Yeah," said Joly, shrugging. "I mean, he lives with me and before about noon, he's allergic to shirts—"
"Why—" said Enjolras weakly.
"I always figured he had a bad shirt experience," Joly offered. "Shirts killed his family, or his first dog got hit by a truck full of shirts."
Enjolras shook his head. His face was a little flushed.
"Ooh, are you experiencing symptoms?" said Joly, brightening. "What's your pulse doing? Are you breathing normally? How do your glands feel?"
Inspired in part by tumblr user feferi's post here, specifically: "i am in love with the idea that enjolras is so baffled by his own emotions towards grantaire that he legitimately cannot tell if he has heartburn or stomach butterflies"
Modern AU. Joly is a gentleman, a scholar, a med student—and, when need be, a matchmaker. And oh, the need is definitely being.
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20 Feb 2026
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jealousy, jealousy // dan and phil by golbrocklovely
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
08 Dec 2025
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a situation in which phil thinks the waiter is flirting with dan, and dan thinks the waiter is flirting with phil
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19 Feb 2026
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Puck Bunny by Lilbaebloo
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Dec 2025
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Shane wears Ilya's jersey.
Ilya's brain short-circuits.
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- Part 2 of Love in a Cold Climate
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19 Feb 2026
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Turned Tables and Sympathy Toast by Anonymous
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
18 Feb 2026
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Dan experiences a migraine. He's not a fan of the tables being turned.
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18 Feb 2026
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kiss me thru the phone by blankjournals
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
16 Feb 2026
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Hey Google, is it normal to text your 8-year situationship on Valentine's Day?
As told through a series of texts, memes, and very bad attempts at flirting while trying to be casual.
Series
- Part 4 of social media and chat fics
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18 Feb 2026
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The Pop-Girlification of Shane Hollander by JuHuaTai
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Feb 2026
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Before he could say anything, there was a loud smacking and shout that drew their attention back to the middle of the rink. In the midst of players stretching and warming up, Ilya sneakily smack the flat end of his stick against Bood’s rear, almost toppling the man down. He skated away immediately while cackling in the face of Bood’s and Dykstra’s (as the possible previous victim) indistinct hollers, accompanied by laughter from other players. Laughter that soon turns to howling when Ilya tripped in his hurry to avoid their wrath, falling on his ass.
Shane stared back at the camera, giving it the flattest look possible, “Like Miss Carpenter, everyday, I too had to beg my man to ‘please don’t embarrass me, motherfucker’,”
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Or, the 5 times Shane 'ASMR-Is-Music-Right?' Hollander was soft (and freaky) about his husband over the soundtrack of pop music.
And the 1 time Ilya ‘Romance-Are-Not-For-Russians’ Rozanov was.
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17 Feb 2026
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“Holy shit, dude,” Hayden whispers, too loudly, as he pulls Shane away. “No way you were just talking to Ilya Rozanov.”
“Uh, yeah. We just met. Wait, did he lie to me?” Shane asks, looking back over his shoulder where Ilya is now standing next to a short but very muscular woman with long black hair. “What does he play?”
Hayden stops, so Shane does too.
“You don’t know who that was?”
Shane makes a face that says ‘no shit’, and waits for an answer.
“Dude. You are so innocent. Ilya Rozanov, ‘Russia’s Greatest Love Machine’?” Hayden says, like it’s obvious.
Shane looks at him blankly, and then Hayden laughs. Not like, a chuckle. He full on cackles, bending over like he can’t even contain it. “Man, he’s like prolific.”
“At what?” Shane snaps, because he’s getting really sick of not being in on the joke.
“He’s a porn star, man.”
“A-” Shane says, swallowing thickly. “What?”
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Ilya is a porn star, Shane is a hockey player, and their paths cross.
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17 Feb 2026
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yuna hollander f*cks around and finds out by goldengalaxies
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
06 Feb 2026
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A little frantic, she grabbed a knife off the chopping block. Yes, she was aware this was a somewhat dramatic reaction to what she was sure was just her son cancelling his plans, but she wasn't going to find out empty handed like a fool from some budget slasher movie.
She yanked open the door to find… Ilya Rozanov?
He was naked.
She screamed.
“Ah!” Rozanov screamed back, grabbing a pillow from the bed and holding it to his crotch. “Blyat!”
Ilya Rozanov was in Shane’s bedroom. In Shane's apartment. Naked. Wearing nothing. Naked.
“Err-“ Rozanov broke the silence.
“Erm-” Yuna repeated, suddenly feeling flustered.
Burglars she could handle. Ilya Rozanov naked? Not so much.
(yuna goes to shane's apartment and gets the shock of her life)
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- Part 10 of ways they didn't find out
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17 Feb 2026
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jealous of the night watch by lotts (SirMxALotts) for swat117
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Feb 2026
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Shane doesn't move when he feels the barrel of the gun pressed against the back of his head and hears the distinct click of the safety being turned off.
“I think there's been a misunderstanding,” he says, keeping his voice level.
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17 Feb 2026
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The hat stays on by Ren_Saxon
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
08 Feb 2026
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“You know, you can take the hat off when we’re inside,” Phil finally manages to say after a particularly deafening loss, bringing up all the bravery he possesses. “It’s probably warm in here with it on and it’s not like anyone but me will see you.”
Dan grimaces.
“No, I mean– I sweat a lot, my hair’s gonna be all curly and frizzy.”
The hat stays on during sex.
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16 Feb 2026
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What the Beat Reporter Didn't Tweet by notlayingroses
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Jan 2026
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Shane was still looking at Casey cautiously. He was probably worried that she was going to tweet about this.
“I’m not going to tweet about this,” she said, like an idiot. Shane stiffened further, and Ilya snorted.
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Five things the Cens beat reporter DIDN'T tweet in Shane and Ilya's first year together on the Cens, and one major thing that she did.
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- Part 4 of The Cens Beat Reporter
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15 Feb 2026