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Dumb is falling.
Dumb is falling from a height that will certainly kill.
Dumb is falling, and they will die from it, and in the moment of gravity-breathlessness before they hit the ground, all they can think is that they wish it could’ve been different.
Post-finale, Dumb finds themself in a timeloop. It...goes.
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08 Nov 2025
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Minecraft but I have SEX in PARKOUR CIVILIZATION by kishdrabbles
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
13 Oct 2024
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[In the tone of Evbo's narration] In Parkour Civilization, even the sex is parkour. And as the Parkour Champion, I need to ensure the future of Parkour Civilization would be safe in the hands of my own Parkour Child. But before that, I need to find a suitable Parkour Partner to have Parkour Sex with...
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"One day, I found a fire and was overcome with delight at the warmth I experienced from it." - Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
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21 Jun 2024
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Ever since those unspeakable events transpired at that hall, Ebenholz found it hard to look at certain people and the cello he had brought with him.
Or, Ebenholz as he slowly heals with time and effort.
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04 May 2024
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After tens of thousands of years, their long journey had finally come to an end. They'd broken past the Final Wall, awoken the Oldest Dream, and could finally live the rest of their lives out in peace.
Even Kim Namwoon could be happy with this ending.
[Giant Story ‘Delusional Design’ is stuttering!]
...As soon as he figured out how to stop that.
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03 Mar 2024
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23 Feb 2024
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And the heart that fed by almostnectarine for Lirillith
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
13 Dec 2019
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“How precious are your futures?” asks the Sphinx. “How dear to you is the path you wish to take?” She bares her teeth in a cruel smile, and they all take an involuntary step back.
“Wait,” says Laios suddenly. “Look at her teeth!”
“Yes, Laios,” says Izutsumi. “We’ve all noticed the fangs. This really isn’t the time—”
“No,” says Laios, “those back teeth. She has molars- grinders. That means she’s an omnivore. But she can’t leave this circle, and you saw how nothing ventures within miles of this spot. I bet she hasn’t had anything other than…” he swallows, waving a hand vaguely at the pile of ex-adventurers, “...meat… for years .”
“So…what?” asks Izutsumi.
“Remember how good those marshmallows were?” asks Laios. “And that was only after a couple days without much of a varied diet.”
“You want to bet all of our lives,” Chilchuck says slowly, “on making a Sphinx a nice dessert?”
Laios smiles.
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19 Jan 2024
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The Mysterious Production of Eggs by AverageContentProducer
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
10 Jan 2024
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“Have you ever wanted something," Marcille asks, "Like, really, really wanted something... but not allowed yourself to go after it?"
Falin smiles, tilts her head, gives the hand holding hers a squeeze, and replies: "Nope. Never."
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18 Jan 2024
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Moby Dick, or Cachalot (by Armand Mallvill) by Quinapalus
Fandoms: Moby Dick - Herman Melville, lipogramslation
08 Mar 2025
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Fifth-glyph lipogram of "Moby-Dick", with additional isomorphic constraints, to wit: any and all paragraphs match a plain .txt of this work in total words, total chars and total blankspacings. Original longish lipogrammatic subspans in bold.
It's about whaling, nominally.
From small fish, big fish grow.
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01 Jan 2024
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Rage is a very, very tricky thing because at first, it seems simple. You don’t get what you want—you get angry. Someone insults you—you get angry. Someone tries to fight you—and well, you get angry. Simple enough, right?
Well then, what about when there are no warning signs? What about when it’s like a switch being flipped? What about when your local superhero has just saved you from a near death experience and he places a hand on your shoulder and tells you that you’re ‘safe’ and then you get angry.
What then?
Miles slaps the gloved hand off of him.
He says:
“I’m going to kill you.”
And has never meant something more in his entire life.
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- Part 2 of one, two, three (is a feeling)
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21 Dec 2023
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in-between the spider-verse by eneliii
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
25 May 2024
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The Prowler says:
“I’m Miles Morales.”
And Miles lets out a long-suffering sigh, head tilted to the sky.
He thought this shit was Peter Parker exclusive.
Miles tugs at the bottom of his mask and pulls.
“Yeah, me too, man.”
(or,
Miles Morales 1610 has a pretty good thing going at the moment: he's New York's one and only Spider-man, and he's not half bad. Which is why it's a little less than ideal when an alternate version of himself, wearing his /uncle's/ suit, turns up and flips his normal teenage hero life upside down.
Meanwhile, Miles Morales 42 would just like to go home /immediately/ please and thank you. Oh yeah, and get this idiot of a doppelganger away from him before he loses his mind.)
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- Part 1 of one, two, three (is a feeling)
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21 Dec 2023
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Lloyd was getting pretty sick and tired of getting kidnapped by snakes and evil scientists and nindroid armies, let alone all three at once. The only way it could be worse was adding his dad, a time machine, or a ghost.
Way to jinx it.
Morro was perfectly miserable suffering through his afterlife in the Departed Realm, avoiding sage life lessons from the annoyingly persistent Sensei G. He was not expecting to be resurrected by a crazy mad scientist set on taking over all sixteen realms. He was even less prepared to face the green ninja - Lloyd - again, injured and imprisoned.
So, he has a choice to make. Help the good doctor burn Ninjago to the ground, or do something crazy and stupid.
FSM, Garmadon must be rubbing off on him.
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(OR An evil scientist is dead set on ressurecting all of the ninja’s greatest enemies and happens to choose the most “fuck authority” one first. Lloyd wonders what his life has come to. The ninja have several heart attacks. Morro does his best.)
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- Part 1 of Land of the Living
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12 Nov 2023
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Four years after the good end, Aubrey helps Basil dye his hair.
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The day Aubrey realized she was attracted to Basil, she had a very small identity crisis. She’d just assumed it wasn’t something she’d ever have to worry about, because of the whole ‘boy’ thing. But Basil isn’t a boy like Kel's a boy, all messy and stinky and careless. He's not a gender-void like Sunny, either. He's just… pretty. He's so pretty. He floats around in his stupid pastels with his stupid little hairpins and his stupid-enormous blue eyes and his stupid trembling hands clutched in front of him like hamster paws. And his freckles, just the faintest dusting across his cheeks and his shoulders. And—
“Aubrey? Y-You’re kind of staring.”
Fuck. Fuck her heart, he’s no good for her reputation. He’s got her acting like a loser just by sitting there.
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- Part 3 of It Gets Better
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28 Aug 2023
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He stopped cooking, after she died.
Or: Hero, grieving, growing, and healing throughout the years.
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28 Aug 2023
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"Y'know," Sunny's tone is slow. Deliberate. "Sometimes I wish I could build a bomb big enough to kill everyone in this city. Do them all a favor."
They were inside Sunny's workshop. Automatons hung from the ceiling, strung up like butcher's carcasses. Grease and oil stains and old burn marks littered the concrete floor, every table and wooden surface. Sunny's goggles were strung around his neck, thoughtlessly pulled down in the middle of a conversation and not put back on since.
Smog choked the street outside. As it always did.
Basil doesn't say, that's crazy talk, Sunny. Basil doesn't say, you shouldn't say things like that, Sunny.
"I think you could," he said instead. Quietly. Honestly.
Sunny snorted. It didn't sound very amused. "Probably. Maybe. I don't know."
They sat in silence, for a moment. As if thinking hopefully of the idea.
(Or: in which Basil is an optimist. Really. He promises.)
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28 Aug 2023
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and all the things unsaid, come sweetly to your lips by citruspromenade for procrastinator9433
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Dec 2020
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The silence expands, crushing with its volume, broken only by Feng Xin’s quiet hiccups ‒ he’s crying, Mu Qing realizes. He’s actually crying, great tears dripping from his chin, out of place upon those noble features ‒ he’s crying.
“Feng Xin,” he starts, before realizing that he doesn’t know what to say.
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or: the Xian Le Trio reconciliation, through the (metaphorical) seasons.
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09 Aug 2023
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last night a rainstorm passed by by hypermoyashi
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Aug 2019
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How to take care of your newly acquired literature god, a three step guide by Shi Qingxuan. Step 1, make sure said literature god is eating properly. Step 2, make sure said literature god doesn't get eaten by ghosts. Step 3, marry said literature god.
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09 Aug 2023
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Mu Qing and his Cursed Luck by heartbeatangel
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 May 2020
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"I can't believe you two are seeing each other! You two love each other now, don’t you?”
Feng Xin plastered on the fakest smile Mu Qing ever seen him flash. “Yes, so much in love.”
He wrapped an arm around Mu Qing’s waist, drawing him closer to his body. Mu Qing tried not to push him away on reflex and hoped his disbelief was interrupted as shyness. Curse his stupid, shitty luck!
The five times Feng Xin and Mu Qing faked being in love, and the one time they didn't need to.
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08 Aug 2023
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Dark Sword, White Flower by Skeleluna04
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Nov 2023
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Xie Lian never left that coffin. Not truly.
He didn't.
He never escaped it. He did not continue living outside of it.
And now, he has become a Calamity.
Or: Xl dies in the coffin, becomes a Calamity, and meets Hc right before ascending for the third time. Plot ensues.
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08 Aug 2023
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Still You, Still Me, Still Here by mustntgetmy
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Aug 2023
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Mu Qing kicks him.
“What the FUCK—”
“Dinner’s ready.”
“You could’ve just said—”
“Do you want to eat or not?” Mu Qing has already turned away. If he has to watch Feng Xin’s t-shirt go tight across his shoulders as he pushes himself up something will snap in his brain. He spent an hour making the salmon dish from that ridiculous clean-eating cookbook; they are going to fucking eat it.
Mu Qing and Feng Xin get together, and it is every bit as awful as Mu Qing always assumed love would be.
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08 Aug 2023