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Beidou squints at me, then lifts her hands to gesture.
"Are you—" She holds her tongue with her teeth, a look of concentration knitting her brow. She forms her index finger and thumb on one hand into a circle, then pushes her other pointer finger out, jamming it into the circle she created. "—y'know."
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or, breaking a promise to zhongli, and paying the price with spread legs
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- Part 3 of peepaw’s genshin one-shots
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Calvary Captain Kaeya has made it his life's purpose to annoy me. I've had to see him every day since I accepted an internship studying under Lisa. He hovers in the library, doing nothing of use besides staring and occasionally balancing a pencil to entertain himself.
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or, getting fucked by kaeya in a library while trying to keep quiet
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- Part 2 of peepaw’s genshin one-shots
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Standing in the grass, illuminated only by the moonlight's cold midnight silver is a man. He holds in his arms a woman. She nearly glows, the moonlight turning blue where it mixes with her skin, reflected back to him. She turns her head toward the man, the rise and fall of her chest shifting the silk fabric that blankets it.
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or, zhongli realizes he can’t always protect you
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- Part 1 of peepaw’s genshin one-shots
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peepaw’s genshin one-shots by peepaw (eggpainter)
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
17 May 2021
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January seventh. Seven days since the start of 2015, and seven days since his father’s death.
The bastard, he thinks bitterly. The past year Derek Hale had made it blatantly obvious that he hated his scrawny guts, taking every given opportunity to shove him up against a wall, growl threats in his ears and roll his eyes whenever he stepped into the room, muttering some snide comment about how spastic or idiotic he was.
So why did he fucking volunteer to take him in?
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Bookmarked by ethotlliot (eggpainter)
13 Feb 2015
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In which Derek is a mugful of intense Roasted Hazelnut Hot Chocolate and Stiles is a Chewy Oatmeal-Raisin Cookie with a *weakness* for tall, dark and fearsome. It was definitely love at first bite, much to Scout's displeasure.
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A Unicorn in the Avengers Tower, But That's Not Even The Important Part of the Story by greyduckgreygoose
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012)
10 Aug 2012
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"so, the avengers fandom is pretty well established, right? it's got it's own tropes and fics clichés and everything.
my prompt? how many fandom tropes can you fit into one story?"... I got 53 in 800 words. Captain Pike dares you to do better. (List of tropes used at end of fic)
IDK THIS IS BAD!FIC PPLWarnings/Contents: Jokes about alcoholism, PTSD. May be offensive to those particularly invested in fanon characterization.
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He’d guessed that if Derek wasn’t paying him for the sex, then he was obviously paying him for the conversation. So Stiles made it a point to talk and never stop. Stiles rambled and Derek sometimes listened. Stiles shouted about X-Men and porn in fancy restaurants, and Derek sometimes grunted in response. Every now and then, Derek would even look up from his phone and make eye contact and blink, which Stiles would always take as a positive and real acknowledgment to his existence.
And they never had sex. Not ever. No matter how badly Stiles wanted them to, and he wanted them to, oh so badly.Stiles Stilinski has been Derek Hale’s sugar baby for the last three years, and just can’t understand why the man pays him so much damn money.
Or the one where Danny is Miley Cyrus, Dylan Sprouse, Justin Beiber, and Kanye West all in one.
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Bookmarked by ethotlliot (eggpainter)
28 Oct 2014