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    The Sun: is-is that comic sans?

    Danki: oh fuck you've summoned him

    Bakubitch: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE COMIC SANS IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN HELL CHAT

    Spiderman: shit.

    Pretty in Pink: Sero you've doomed us all

    Bakubitch: CALIBRI IS THE ONLY TRU AND VALID FONT IM COMING TO BEAT YOUR ASSES U FUCKING DISGRACEFUL HEATHENS

    Bakubitch: WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP WET POPCORN ASS MOTHERFUCKER WOULD USE COMIC SANS

    Danki: wet popcorn ass mother fucker

    Danki: im wheezing

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    "All right, I know I'm going to regret asking this," Aziraphale says. "What exactly does this wager entail?"

    Crowley grins like the cat that not only got the cream but has absconded with the entire cow. He grabs the bottle and swigs straight from it despite Aziraphale's tut of disapproval.

     "The pot goes to whichever demon can get an angel into bed by the end of the evening."

     AKA The Fic That Tumblr Made Me Write. Heaven and Hell share a corporate party once per millennium. This time someone's had the bright idea of issuing a challenge to the demons of Hell. Crowley has no intention of missing the opportunity; Aziraphale's just enough of a bastard to make him work for it.

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  3. Public Bookmark 87

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    An angel and a demon dance along the knife's edge of destruction together in an eternal waltz. The demon who had been Aziraphale and the angel who would be Crowley answer to powerful forces that care not for the individual cogs in their celestial machines. This will be their undoing.

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    Aziraphale is traumatized by Heaven and Hell. Crowley did nothing wrong. Heavy angst. Heed the warnings. Eventual happy ending; you just gotta trust me.

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    26 Jan 2024

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    Oliver’s just tired. Tired of still being constantly alert now that everything has gone still. Tired of everything still feeling fundamentally wrong, when it shouldn’t - not really, now that their world is at peace. But Oliver has never followed the rules.

    Percy sighs fondly, wearily, as the night breeze ruffles his copper curls, and Oliver tries not to stare, and want. He fails miserably.
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    The war may have ended, but Oliver Wood cannot escape its shadow. The world is broken, he doesn't know if he wants to return to professional Quidditch now - if ever - and he is still hopelessly and secretly in love with his best friend Percy Weasley.

    Or: Oliver Wood has a million existential crises and pines for Percy Weasley. It all works out, somehow.

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    05 Feb 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    Percy Weasley was mostly known around hogwarts for three things : High grades, being the perfect prefect and one more thing which was quite peculiar always being around a certain Quidditch obsessed bloke called Oliver Wood. Percy and Oliver were very different but always seemed to just click

    a short story about how penny realised Percy and Oliver were together

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    05 Feb 2023